2 Chainz U Da Realest

[Hook x2:]

I’m like a quarterback, hand it off

Drop the work in the pot, watch it cannonball

I done seen ’em ball, I done seen ’em fall

Rest in peace to my nigga, you da realest, dawg

You da realest, dawg, you da realest, dawg [x4]

[Verse 1:]

You the realest, ain’t no gimmicks, I got illness

If this rap game is my building, I got tenants, I got tenants

I got “gettin’ it” in my spirit

I’m winning to the end, and I just made me some millions

And this only the beginning

Rest in peace to all my niggas, they died while they was servin’

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service

I died in her cervix

Chicken’s, no churches

Never seen a man cry ’til you seen a man die: closed curtain

Closed casket, blasted, breathe again, Braxton

Heart filled with passion, neck filled with mansions

Nonchalant and sarcastic, my bank roll gigantic

School of hard knocks

I am the man on this campus

[Hook]

[Verse 2:]

I can’t explain it, how I’m getting to the payments

Rest in peace to my nigga, God bless all his babies

And he gettin’ so much money, I know this shit sound crazy

But he coulda retired and he was born in the 80’s

And my hair look I’m from Haiti

Haters say I act funny

I’m on my baby, I’m about my cash money

I’m tryna get meals like I’m past hungry

Got two or three “Rest In Peace” tats on me

What’s really real? Just left the dealership

Pull your girl off my car, that’s that whip appeal

I’m ’bout to milk the game if a mil

Hit the girl with my two’s, Benedryl

[Hook]

2 Chainz Murder

[Hook: 2 Chainz]

Murder, Murder, This Right Here That Murder

Pulled the Car Out The Garage, They Screaming Bloody Murder

Murder, Murder Chalk Line Around Your Daughter

3 Cell Phones and I Still Don’t Ever Call Her

[Verse 1: 2 Chainz]

Murder, Murder, Smoking on that murder

If a girl out with me, Just know she Murder

Murder, Murder, Take Her Ass like Burglar

Then I Put her On the Loud and feed her turkey burgers

Murder, Murder, This is Bloody Murder

All This ice all over me, I should wear a thermos

Murder, Murder, Hit you with the Burner

Hit you with the burner, hit you with the burner

[Hook]

[Verse 2: 2 Chainz]

Murder, Murder, yea I’m killing niggas beats

When I’m out of town and on the stage it’s rest in peace

Murder, Murder Somebody call my lawyer

They said I was killing Tennessee when I was down in Florida

Murder, Murder, my shoes none than a quarter

Rapping with the murder team nobody wanna record us

Murder, Murder Listen to the chorus

Niggas wanna know how I get it when I get

Don’t worry, Just know it’s murder

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Kreayshawn]

This right here is murderous

I’m Mama Kreay the gangsterous

From the East to the West it gets dangerous

When you get that dough on display and shit

Bitches will be hating this

But my mind still climbs for greater-ness

That money that I’m playing with

Put a whole in your head with no blame for it

Saying it

I’m Kaying

Come back to the block and I’m spraying it

Delaying, I’m stopping it

Put a end to your life, I’m blocking it

Your career bitch, you was never on

I heard 2 Chainz blocked you off his phone

Bitch don’t call him if you ain’t ’bout to ho

Bitch don’t call him if you ain’t ’bout the doe

[2 Chainz:]

Hello…

[Kreayshawn:]

Hello…

Hello…

[2 Chainz:]

Hello…

[Kreayshawn:]

Hello…

Hello…

[Hook]

[Outro:]

Ayyyeeeee… Kreayshawn… 2 case, white girl mob… East Oakland… Ayyye… 2chainz!

2 Chainz Bentley Truck

All about it, all about it, I’ll tell you all about it, all about it

[Hook:]

This the shit you play when you in a Bentley truck

This the shit you play when them strippers acting up

This the shit you play when you smoke a zip and up

This the shit you play when you sippin’ out a cup

This the shit you play nigga (yessir). This the shit you play (alright)

This the shit you play when you cuttin’ up that work

This the shit you play when you ridin’ in a vert

This the shit you play when you in a Bentley truck

This the shit you play when them strippers acting up

This the shit you play when you smoke a zip and up

This the shit you play when you sippin’ out a cup

[2 Chainz:]

Stunt. Dab. Thrab. Racks

Ball hog. Neiman’s, Saks

Lenox, Moda, Dope, Soda

Lean, Soda, Cream, Soda

Shawdy thick, small waist

Fat ass, gon’ shake

Money tall, Tyra Banks

We everything y’all ain’t

Couldn’t believe in Santa Claus ‘cause I ain’t have no chimney

Soufside with a F and the F for Fendi

I’m the type of guy to buy a extra Bentley

Had 2 SS’s like Mississippi

One phone call and I can get some pussy

One phone call, I know you niggas pussy

This the shit you play when you in the bushes

This the shit you play when you hit the bookie

[Hook:]

This the shit you play when you in a Bentley truck

This the shit you play when them strippers acting up

This the shit you play when you smoke a zip and up

This the shit you play when you sippin’ out a cup

This the shit you play when you in a Bentley truck

This the shit you play when them strippers acting up

This the shit you play when you smoke a zip and up

This the shit you play when you sippin’ out a cup

[Lil Wayne:]

This that shit you play, ‘bout that pistol play

Bop-bop bitch your face, haha in your face

This that shit you know, bitch you know you fake

This that clique you hate, but bitch they’re here to stay

This that shit you play, this that clique you know

‘Bout that trigger play, trigger finger roll

But this ain’t NBA, this the CEO

And this ain’t MMA, but this a TKO

Rolls Royce Wraith, I park that bitch and skate

I talk that shit, she caught that line, I call that fish filet

And all of my niggas is a-one, and y’all lil niggas look like steak (well done)

And all my woes is athletic, and all of my hoes is getting pregnant

Don’t dab, don’t dance

Do me, own swag

Never soft, you niggas softer

What’s that smell? Rigor mortis

South Beach, socks off

Money, drugs in the sock drawer

Fuck her good, get a round of applause

This the shit I play when I go to drop a bitch off

[Hook:]

This the shit you play when you in a Bentley truck

This the shit you play when them strippers acting up

This the shit you play when you smoke a zip and up

This the shit you play when you sippin’ out a cup

This the shit you play when you in a Bentley truck

This the shit you play when them strippers acting up

This the shit you play when you smoke a zip and up

This the shit you play when you sippin’ out a cup

2 Chainz Extremely Blessed

[Intro: The-Dream]

Baby let’s run away

Get lost in the day

I love that you love what you do

And just like any other girl, baby I’ll love you the same

I know you gotta go, the DJ is calling you to the stage

Go ahead baby, do your thing

[Hook: The-Dream]

Honey complexion

Body of a goddess

22s on the Lexus, named Alexis

By the way of Texas

Big face Rolexes

While she’s undressing, man I’m stressing

She’s extremely blessed, extremely blessed

Extremely blessed, extremely blessed

Extremely blessed, extremely blessed

She’s extremely blessed, extremely blessed

[Verse 1: 2 Chainz]

Give us this day our daily bread

If you a chicken head, go somewhere and lay some eggs

I make you, make your bed, take that head

I got a move that’ll break your leg, know what I’m talking about

Known to kill pussy, nigga chalk it out

Our first date was the Waffle House

Different day, different escapades

If they don’t like it they opinion like Escalade’s

Everybody got one

[Hook: The-Dream]

Honey complexion

Body of a goddess

22s on the Lexus, named Alexis

By the way of Texas

Big face Rolexes

While she’s undressing, man I’m stressing

She’s extremely blessed, extremely blessed

Extremely blessed, extremely blessed

[Verse 2: 2 Chainz]

Yeah

She slow grinded the whole time

I told her have a seat, you sitting on a gold mine

Big ass, long hair, thick thighs

Eat lobster tail like french fries

I’m the type to buy you a car for the fifth time

This skinny nigga doing big time

Oh wait, dinner dates I demonstrate how to penetrate

If you ain’t with’ it, then it’s elimi-date

[Hook: The-Dream]

Honey complexion

Body of a goddess

22s on the Lexus, named Alexis

By the way of Texas

Big face Rolexes

While she’s undressing, man I’m stressing

She’s extremely blessed, extremely blessed

Extremely blessed, extremely blessed

Extremely blessed, extremely blessed

She’s extremely blessed, extremely blessed

[Outro: The-Dream]

Baby let’s roll away

Get lost in this day

Say it’s okay

Come to me

Extremely blessed, extremely blessed

Extremely blessed, extremely blessed

2 Chainz Beautiful Pain

Beautiful… Pain

Niggas studying shawty know what a hundred do

Actually the nigga backing me is right in front of you

Raising a daughter sometimes depending what her father do

Niggas stunt on you, front on you

Niggas can’t even ball but bunt on you, them niggas lame

I hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead

By the time you get there

I be somewhere with a six pack and a six pack

Her lips and her hips thick

My boxers are covered in her lipstick

Her pussy fat but ain’t good, so that’s a misprint

I’m a misfit, I did it and beyond

Shiny watch look like the old Diddy on my arm

Highly flammable, barely keep getting in Canada

Run this rap shit, I got stamina

You an amateur, I aim at ‘cha, I bang at ‘cha, hope a plane hit ‘cha

Fuck you and whoever came witcha

Trying to express the beautiful pain witcha

Like a tattoo of a framed picture

Of a dead homie, maybe a family member

I got some gambling scriputres like um

[Bridge:]

Scared money don’t make no money

Bet now motherfucker gonna take them from me

Got ounces of loud you can hear me smoking

I be coughing on the crowd you can hear me choking nigga

[Hook – Lloyd:]

Oh I feel so fly

Came so far, but I still wanna fly

So come on in this car, this yacht, this plane

See what this beautiful pain, provide

Baby look into my eyes

[Ma$e:]

Shamon.. hm-mmm

You talk about hurting try washing clothes with no detergent

Daddy deserted so he now serves sandwich serving

Dreaming we had a furnace so cold sleeping on the curtains

What can I say it got me highly motivated, mama two job working

But now the companies are merging

Need a two week notice before they say don’t need your service

I’m to young to have burdens, but still feel I should be further

But who I’m I kidding I had bridges but I just burned them

My mama need earnings, ain’t had no time I had learning

Call me a hypocrite, backslider, you name it I done heard it

The way they speak of me you think I’m already murdered

It’s hard to be laid back, my haters so assertive, but

I gave my life up, I gave my rights up

I gave my dice up and I gave my dykes up

I gave my vice up and every club that lights up

And this is were the intern with no perm lights up

[Ma$e:]

You don’t see my pain

I guess it’s beautiful pain

It gotta be beautiful pain

Sometime you don’t gotta say much

[Hook]

[Lloyd:]

Life is a game of inches

Every move leads to something better

Theres no time to pay the bitches

Gotta get in the game and live forever, and ever

I’ll be the man or I rather die

[x5]

[Bridge]

[Hook]