Bowling For Soup Major Denial

You’ve got style, You’ve got class

You’ve got a boyfriend that wants to kick my ass

I made him angry, I made him annoyed

When I sent him dirty pictures from my polaroid

Sorry about the tracks in your yard

For taking out the tree and for hitting your barn

I didn’t see it coming, it was moving too fast

Here’s a hundred dollars for the bodycast

We could get married in Las Vegas

I know that my mom will take us

Put it all on black and let it ride

I saw you at the club downtown

We danced together till you turned around

and saw me in my Travolta pose

Then you kicked me in the nuts and ya broke my nose

We could get married in Las Vegas

I know that my mom will take us

Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it’s so hard being me

Victim of your no loser policy

And I know that one day you will see

That you’re so damn lucky to be with a guy like me

What can I say, feeling lonely

So do you think we could hang around, you get to know me

Tell me things you’d like to show me, Tie me up like I’m a pony,

Ride me to the moon, you can spank me till i’m black and blue

and bleeding too and begging you to stop!

We could get married in Las Vegas

I know that my mom will take us

Put it all on black and let it ride

Cuz it’s so hard being me

Victim of your no loser policy

And I know that one day you will see

That your so damn lucky to be

So Damn Lucky to be with a guy like me

Bowling For Soup Why Don’t I Miss You?

Remember back at Ryder High

Wishing on stars in the Texas sky

I got your name tattooed

Across my heart how could we lose

Back in black when we were hand in hand

Two young kids like Jack and Diane

Falling at the speed of light

Burning up never felt so right

So why I don’t miss you

Tell me what I am supposed to do

After all the shit that we’ve been through

I can’t feel a thing

Maybe I was too high

Maybe I just sobered up too soon

You’re still on the dark side of the moon

And always on my mind

So why don’t I miss you

So many nights we drove around

King and queen of the whole damn town

Voted most likely to succeed

We were everybody’s meant to be

Burned out plans to take over the world

Did I fuck it up, or did we just get bored

Kept losing at the same old game

We had our 15 minutes of fame

We took it all the way

You can’t say we didn’t try

So why I don’t miss you

Tell me what I am supposed to do

After all the shit that we’ve been through

I can’t feel a thing

Maybe I was too high

Maybe I just sobered up too soon

You’re still on the dark side of the moon

And always on my mind

So why don’t I miss you

Why don’t I miss the way you laugh

At everything I say

You mom’s apple pie always blew me away

It’s funny how I always write the same old song

I wonder if you ever sing along with me

Sing along with me

So why I don’t miss you

Tell me what I am supposed to do

After all the shit we’ve been through

I can’t feel a thing

Maybe I was too high

Maybe I sobered up too soon

You’re still on the dark side of the moon

And always on my mind

So why do I miss you

Bowling For Soup No Opinion

Oh-oh

Oh-oh

Oh-oh

Oh-oh

She’s a knock-out and she likes my favourite movies

David Letterman and Chinese Delivery

She loves Miller Light and watching Tyson fighting

Hanging with my friends and football on a monday night

But little did I know

She’s morphing like a power ranger

Really sweet but just don’t ask her

What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown

She says her favourite band is Zeppelin

Never heard “Stairway To Heaven”

Whatever she likes that day depends on who’s around

Even I’ve got standards, but I just don’t understand her

My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend

With absolutely no opinion

Oh-oh

Oh-oh

Seven weeks ago we caught U2 in the city

She saw my t-shirt she said Vertigo’s her favourite song

I stood and watched her shaking

She tried to start a mosh-pit

She sang along all night – got every single lyric wrong

So sorry Bono

She’s morphing like a power ranger

Really sweet but just don’t ask her

What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown

She says her favourite band is Zeppelin

Never heard “Stairway To Heaven”

Whatever she likes that day depends on who’s around

Even I’ve got standards, but I just don’t understand her

And that’s why she’s my

My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend

With absolutely no opinion

I took her to Baskin Robbins for Cookies and cream and mint chocolate chip

She tore through a double scoop and then she said she was lactose intolerant

I like yo-yo’s, so she likes yo-yo’s

Why can’t she just be herself and not do everything in life to please everyone else

(to please everyone else)

She’s morphing like a power ranger

Really sweet but just don’t ask her

What her favourite colour is if she knows you like brown

She says her favourite band is Zeppelin

Never heard “Stairway To Heaven”

Whatever she likes that day depends on who’s around

Even I’ve got standards, but I just don’t understand her

And that’s why she’s my

My soon to be history, never want to disagree girlfriend

With absolutely no opinion

Oh-oh

Oh-oh

Bowling For Soup Hooray For Beer

I was lost and down

Before you turned my life around

I never knew a love like this could happen

And they said I was too young

But when I turned 21

You gave me hope that’s everlasting

Now everything is going my way

The sun’s shining all around me

Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now

I wanna tell the whole world

Hooray For Beer!

I’m really glad you’re here

Let’s make this moment last

You feel so right

Wanna be with you all night

Shout it out

Hooray For Beer!

And sometimes when I wake

You seem like a mistake

My stomach’s turning circles, my head is pounding

But at 5 o’clock

You say it’s time to rock

And I can’t resist, I gotta be around you

Now everything is hunky dory

The stars are shining all around me

There’s a happy ending to my story now

I wanna tell the whole world

Hooray For Beer!

I’m really glad you’re here

Let’s make this moment last

You feel so right

Wanna be with you all night

Shout it out

Hooray For Beer!

I could hold you in my hands forever

Or at least until you’re gone

And then I’ll order another one

Now everything is going my way

The sun’s shining all around me

Bells are ringing and the birds are singing now

I wanna tell the whole world

Hooray For Beer!

I’m really glad you’re here

Let’s make this moment last

You feel so right

Wanna be with you all night

Shout it out

Hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

Hooray For Beer!

Bowling For Soup Monopoly

It’s good to see you

Would you like to sit and talk about it

Or do you want to waste my time

And sit around and play your games

This time I can’t be wrong

I’ve got to get away from you

Don’t even ask me for a why?

Cause you know that’s because of you

I don’t know what I’ve done so wrong

I can’t believe it’s come to this

Throw down my arms again

This time I hope

And I don’t care what you do with your life

Stay away from me and my time

Just go away, Just go away, Just go away

Just go away, Just go away, Just go away now

Go away, Just go away, Just go away and leave me alone

It seems to be that suddenly

You mistake me for somebody who cares

I’m not your friend

So think again

It seems to be that suddenly

You mistake me for somebody who cares

I’m not your friend

So think again

I’m glad I found you

But I wish that I could lose you just the same

I know you want to waste my time

And sit around and place your blame

Bowling For Soup A-Hole

When I came home my stuff was on the lawn

I thought she was happy, but I was wrong

The note she left it took me by surprise

Said I’ve turned into, some other guy

The things she said that she gave up for me

She says it was a waste of time

Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking

Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking

Things were so good

But you were in love, with some other guy

He looked just like me, but I make you cry,

You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes

I never saw myself as being alone

And maybe that was my problem, cuz now she’s gone

And I can’t help but think of how things could be (how things could be)

And I hope she’s happy, happy with out me

And all the things she gave up for me,

I took for granted time after time

Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking

Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking

Things were so good

But you were in love, with some other guy

He looked just like me, but I make you cry,

You know I don’t mean to, I’m just an asshole sometimes

And please don’t think I’m complaining

I was just happy to have her for a time

And if you see her tell her I said

”hello and that I’m doing just fine”

Guess I don’t really know, what I was thinking

Would’ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking

Things were so good

But you were in love, with some other guy

He looked just like me, but I make you cry,

You know I don’t mean to, no

You know I don’t mean to

I’m just an asshole sometimes

Guess I don’t really know

I’m just an asshole sometimes

Guess I don’t really know

I’m just an asshole sometimes

Guess I don’t really know

Guess I’m an asshole sometimes

Bowling For Soup Last Call Casualty

you, you called me out

you said your done with me

but I cant seem to remember anything at 3am

am I that guy? The one that’s happy hanging with my friends

and 5 drinks in I’m in love again

so if I get drunk and call u up

don’t get pissed and don’t hang up

I know its late but its never too late to be

Another last call casualty

I cant remember what I said

But I swear I meant no harm

I tried to knock on your window

But I set off your alarm

And the days dragged on like a tail pipe band

The nights they ain’t so long

And the taxi cab I’m riding in is blaring our favorite song again

so if I get drunk and call u up

don’t get pissed and don’t hang up

I know its late but its never too late to be

Another last call casualty

I’m sorry a guy picked up the phone

My mind couldn’t leave well enough alone

And after the seventh time he hit *69

He said if he finds me I’ll be dead

But im already in my head

Since hes the one that’s lying with you in your bed

so if I get drunk and call u up

don’t get pissed and don’t hang up

I know its late but its never too late to be

Another last call casualty

so if I get drunk and call u up

don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)

I know its late but its never too late to be

Another last call casualty

Another last call casualty

so if I get drunk and call u up

don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)

so if I get drunk and call u up

don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)

so if I get drunk and call u up

don’t get pissed and don’t hang up (another last call casualty)

Bowling For Soup London

I hate you

The things you do

I love you

The things you do

And we’ve got things so confused

I feel neglected and abused

Man, you’ve got me so confused

Cause I’m so caught up in you

So I I’ve got London on my mind

Did you cry another time?

I’ve got London on my mind

Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you

The things you do

I love you

The things you do

And we’ve got things so confused

I feel neglected and abused

Man, you’ve got me so confused

Cause I’m so caught up in you

So I I’ve got London on my mind

Did you cry another time?

I’ve got London on my mind

Did you look so satisfied?

I hate you

The things you do

I love you

The things you do

And we’ve got things so confused

I feel neglected and abused

Man, you’ve got me so confused

Cause I’m so caught up in you

So I I’ve got London on my mind

Did you cry another time?

I’ve got London on my mind

Did you look so satisfied?

Bowling For Soup Thirteen

Pinch my arm because I’m dreamin’

Better get me out of here

Once again my head is screamin’

Gotta get her off my mind

She’s stayin’

And I’m prayin’

That she doesn’t know what’s on my mind

When she’s around

She’s stayin’

Complaining

Cause she doesn’t know what’s on my mind

When she’s around

Suddenly I’ve got this feeling

I can’t stop it anymore

Wake me again I’m dreamin’

Gotta get this off my mind

She’s stayin’

And I’m prayin’

That she doesn’t know what’s on my mind

When she’s around

She’s stayin’

Complaining

Cause she doesn’t know what’s on my mind

When she’s around

Pinch my arm because I’m dreamin’

Better get me out of here

Once again my head is screamin’

Gotta get her off my mind

She’s stayin’

And I’m prayin’

That she doesn’t know what’s on my mind

When she’s around

She’s stayin’

Complaining

Cause she doesn’t know what’s on my mind

When she’s around

Bowling For Soup 1985

Debbie just hit the wall

She never had it all

One Prozac a day

Husband’s a CPA

Her dreams went out the door

When she turned twenty four

Only been with one man

What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress

She was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake her ass

On the hood of Whitesnake’s car

Her yellow SUV is now the enemy

Looks at her average life

And nothing has been alright

since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she’s uncool

‘Cause she’s still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1985

1985

She’s seen all the classics

She knows every line

Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink

Even Saint Elmo’s Fire

She rocked out to Wham

Not a big Limp Bizkit fan

Thought she’d get a hand

On a member of Duran Duran

Where’s the mini-skirt made of snake skin

And who’s the other guy that’s singing in Van Halen

When did reality become T.V.

Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows

(on the radio was)

Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she’s uncool

‘Cause she’s still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1985

She hates time make it stop

When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock?

And when did Ozzy become an actor?

Please make this stop, stop, stop!

And bring back

Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she’s uncool

‘Cause she’s still preoccupied

With 1985

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna

Way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie

And music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school

They tell her that she’s uncool

‘Cause she’s still preoccupied

With 19, 19, 1985