Chameleon Circuit Silence And The End Of All Things

It’s funny

I thought if you could hear me I could hang on somehow

Silly me

You waited

You waited for twelve years and now you’re leaving me

When you wake up you’ll have a mum and dad

But I’ll be just a story (But I’ll be just a story)

That’s ok, we’re all stories in the end

So live well and love Rory (Live well and love Rory)

Silly old Doctor

A daft old man who stole a box and ran away

In your dreams

I’ll still be there with all the days that never came

That box is new and ancient, big and little at the same time

It won’t leave you (It won’t leave you)

And the times we would have had, now never had

Inside that box all blue as blue

The cracks are closing

But they won’t stop ’til I am on the other side

Bye bye Pond

I think I’ll skip the rest of the rewind…

I don’t belong here anymore

You know I hate repeats (You know I hate repeats)

Amelia the girl who waited

No longer will you wait for me (No longer will you wait for me)

Chameleon Circuit Everything Is Ending

[AMY:]

I’m getting married in the morning,

I took off my engagement ring,

It was the night before my wedding,

That was the night we started running.

[THE DOCTOR:]

Why would you need comforting?

[AMY:]

I nearly died, alone in the dark,

I couldn’t open my eyes and it made me think

About what I want, about who I want

Everything is ending,

I can’t believe I didn’t see it sooner

I know that this is what I need to do

Even though you haven’t got a clue.

Everything is changing,

I have to keep you by my side tonight,

And this must be why you found me,

Why you found me.

[THE DOCTOR:]

You’re not scared of anything,

You know I’m an alien,

You have so many empty rooms,

You really ought to get that seen to.

Why would you need comforting?

[TOGETHER]

[AMY:]

I nearly died, alone in the dark,

I couldn’t open my eyes and it made me think

About what I want, about who I want

[THE DOCTOR:]

This will be too hard,

Why can’t you open your eyes?

I’ll think about how to stop this from going on,

Cause your life doesn’t make any sense.

[THE DOCTOR:]

Everything is ending,

I can’t believe I didn’t see it sooner

I know that this is what I need to do

Even though you haven’t got a clue.

Everything is changing,

I have to keep you by my side tonight,

And this must be why you found me,

Why you found me.

You’re getting married in the morning,

[AMY:]

That’s a long time away

[THE DOCTOR:]

You’re human, you’re Amy

[AMY:]

This is my fairy tale

[THE DOCTOR:]

Listen to me,

[TOGETHER:]

I’m/You’re nine hundred and seven

[THE DOCTOR:]

Don’t you know what that means?

[AMY:]

Doctor you’re sweet… [whispered] hold that thought.

[TOGETHER:]

Everything is ending,

I can’t believe I didn’t see it sooner

I know that this is what I need to do

Even though you haven’t got a clue.

Everything is changing,

I have to keep you by my side tonight,

And this must be why you found me,

Why you found me.

Chameleon Circuit Gallifreyan History 101

“Alright class. I’m the Professor. I’m going to be giving you the lecture today.

Now, just so that we’re all clear, this is Gallifreyan History 101, so please make sure you’re in the right class.”

“There’s always one, isn’t there?”

“Right, for the rest of us, we’ve got a lot to cover, so let’s get started.”

At first we were just Gallifreyans and that was fine.

Just taking up space and biding our time.

Till Rassilon came along

With his ever present sense of right and wrong.

He was strong, he was mighty,

He was the founder of Time Lord Society.

Now this is the subject that everyone finds the hardest.

But you’re gonna have to pass it if you want to earn your TARDIS.

Nobody’s graduating from this Academy

Until you’ve all mastered Gallifreyan History.

Gallifreyan History.

Now Rassilon had a buddy called Omega;

His interstellar science would amaze ya.

He found our source of power

And devised a cunning plan in under an hour.

It went sour, he was erased.

But at least now we could travel through time and space.

Now if there’s a subject that’s impossible, it’s this.

In comparison, the Untempered Schism’s a piece of piss.

Nobody’s graduating from this Academy

Until you’ve all mastered Gallifreyan History.

Gallifreyan History.

So now we’re all Time Lords, and that’s just fine.

We’re travelling through space, bouncing through time.

But we’ve made it clear not to interfere,

And that’s a rule to which we all must adhere.

But I fear that the Doc

Is about causing havoc in his big blue box.

Now that brings up to date and everything’s just gravy.

I just hope it doesn’t get messed up by Russell T Davies.

Nobody’s graduating from this Academy

Until you’ve all mastered Gallifreyan…

Until you can say you’re Gallifreyan…

Until you know all about Gallifreyan History.

Chameleon Circuit Still Not Ginger

New teeth, that’s weird

Gimme a minute, get my mouth in gear

Just wanna check that everything still works

Legs!

Still got legs

And there’s life in this old horse yet

And I know there’s gonna be

An awful lot of running to do

(Geronimo!)

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

Don’t talk about that nose

And what a chin

I think that’s everything

I’m good as new

But still not ginger.

New mouth, new rules

Brand new me, but I’m no fool

I gotta get some food inside me

I’m still cooking

Apples! No, apples are rubbish

I hate apples, let’s try something Scottish

Fried, but not evil beans

Are you trying to make a zombie of me?

Now what’s this? Fish fingers and mustard?

I got a feeling it’d be better with custard

([Spoken:] The worst part is that it’s actually kind of tasty… Allons-y!)

Heads, shoulders, knees and toes

Don’t think about that nose

And what a chin

I think that’s everything

I’m good as new

But still not ginger.

Chameleon Circuit Teenage Rebel

I’ve had so many different faces

So many different personalities

My tastes change, I get cravings

But some things you can’t take away from me

You can’t stop me dreaming

I used to be old but now I feel young

Cause I was a boy when I learned how to run

I could never be settled in one time or place

I won’t ever stop

Cause I know what’s right

Get in my way, I will burst into light

I’ll keep dying and living and changing my ways

But I was a teenage rebel and that stayed the same

It might feel like you’re defeated

But I know we all long to be set free

So overcome your monsters

Rise up there is just one thing you need

Something to believe in

I used to be old but now I feel young

Cause I was a boy when I learned how to run

I could never be settled in one time or place

I won’t ever stop

Cause I know what’s right

Get in my way, I will burst into light

I’ll keep dying and living and changing my ways

But I was a teenage rebel and that stayed the same

I used to be old but now I feel young

Cause I was a boy when I learned how to run

I could never be settled in one time or place

I won’t ever stop

Cause I know what’s right

Get in my way, I will burst into light

I’ll keep dying and living and changing my ways

But I was a teenage rebel and that stayed the same

Chameleon Circuit Mr. Pond

It’s not the way she looks at you

Like you’re the first man in her life

Cause I know Amy’s true

And when we’re through, she’ll be my wife

I know you save the universe

And she paints you in perfect lights

And though I may be just a nurse

The Doctor isn’t always right

You’ve got no idea just how dangerous

You make people to themselves

Cause I wanna be Mr. Pond

And I can’t lie and say

That I’m fond of the way

You’ve been hurled

Into our world

Now that you’ve saved the day

Why don’t you fly away

Cause I wanna be Mr. Pond

But there’s so many things that could go wrong

In your time machine that you just don’t see

Why can’t she see?

She’s never said that she loves me

But she’ll still risk her life for you

And in your company it seems to me

That’s all she’ll do

Well I guess it’s Amy’s choice

And I know I can’t overrule her

But I’ve hardly had a voice

And I don’t want to lose her

You’ve got no idea just how dangerous

The world is when you’re around

Cause I wanna be Mr. Pond

And I can’t lie and say

That I’m fond the way

You’ve been hurled

Into our world

Now that you’ve saved the day

Why don’t you fly away

Cause I wanna be Mr. Pond

But there’s so many things that could go wrong

In your time machine that you just don’t see

Why can’t you see

What you’re doing to Amy

If you keep putting her in danger

You’re gonna get her killed

Cause I wanna be Mr. Pond

And I can’t lie and say

That I’m fond the way

You’ve been hurled

Into our world

Now that you’ve saved the day

Why don’t you fly away

Cause I wanna be Mr. Pond

But there’s so many things that could go wrong

In your time machine that you just don’t see

Chameleon Circuit Big Bang Two

The Doctor’s stuck in the Pandorica

Amy might be dead

And Rory’s a roman with a gun inside his hand

Seems like things aren’t going as planned.

River’s in the TARDIS,

The TARDIS is on fire,

She’s feeling the heat on repeat,

She’ll require someone she can trust,

Someone with a bowtie

But he’s been locked up

And left to die

Oh my god, what will they do,

It seems impossible to get through.

My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,

Well I guess this is Doctor Who.

Rory’s quite distressed,

And he starts to sob,

When The Doctor appears with a mop,

“Get me out of the Pandorica.”

“But you’re not in the Pandorica.”

“Yes I am, well, yes I was

It’s complicated but I won’t explain it now because”

Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz.

That man, I can’t explain

Why he does the things he does.

Oh my god, I don’t have a clue

These paradoxes are hard to construe.

My mind is blown, I bet yours is too,

Well I guess this is Doctor Who.

It’s the Big Bang Two,

And I need to review,

What on earth just happened

Before my eyes?

Time has gone askew,

The universe has too.

I’ll try and explain to you

The Big Bang Two.

The Big Bang Two.

The Doctor’s got River’s vortex manipulator,

Which he’ll use to meet Rory 2000 years later,

When they find Amy after her sleep in the box.

They realize the sun is really the exploding TARDIS,

Doctor saves River from the imitated star.

This woman, when she’s back

Can’t help but point out the obvious.

Oh my god he’s wearing a fez,

Oh my god he’s wearing a fez,

Oh my god he’s wearing a fez,

Oh my god he’s wearing a fez.

A dalek pops up out of nowhere,

Shoots The Doctor, kills him,

Quite unfair.

He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs,

He’s dead.

And everyone despairs,

Little do they know,

The Doctor lies,

He’s gone stopping the universe’s demise.

Amy says her last goodbyes,

Doctor flies up into the skies.

The universe is back, it’s true,

But The Doctor has said his final adieu.

Maybe you’ll come back if she

Remembers you.

It’s the Big Bang Two,

And I need to review,

What on earth just happened

Before my eyes?

Time has been renewed,

The universe has too.

But Amy still can’t help but cry.

There’s someone missing.

The question’s Who?

Then she remembers.

Something old,

Something new,

Something borrowed,

Something blue.

And that’s the Big Bang Two

I hope it didn’t confuse you.

Chameleon Circuit Blink

Sally Sparrow

I wrote you a letter

To make you feel better

‘Bout the fact that I’m gone

I may be stuck in the past

But my future is vast

Don’t go looking for me

Girl, you’ve got to go on

Don’t think he’s talking to you

He’s just on the TV

Well, look past the Easter Egg

And see the reality

A world of time and space

Inside a funny blue box

The angels are approaching

And the front door is locked

So don’t blink

I said, don’t blink

Just look directly at them

And they’ll stay where they are

I think they’re crying anyway

They can’t mean no harm

My eyes are watering

I’m right on the brink

I’m sure nothing would happen

If I were to-

The Doctor isn’t here this time

This won’t be a breeze

He’s stuck in 1969

On your DVDs

Just listen very carefully

To what he’s got to say

Do not turn your back on him

And don’t look away

If they get inside the TARDIS

Then the sun will go out

Just go down to the cellar

And show them what you’re about

They move faster than you

Could ever believe

Don’t let the light go out

And don’t be naive

Just don’t blink

I said, don’t blink

Just look directly at them

And they’ll stay where they are

I think they’re crying anyway

They can’t mean no harm

My eyes are watering

I’m right on the brink

I’m sure nothing would happen

If I were to-

The future’s coming quickly

So please don’t be scared

The answers will find you

Just make sure you’re prepared

When you see the Doctor

Then you’ll work out the link

But even though its ended

Please be sure not to blink