Clutch (Notes From The Trial Of) La Curandera

Did You Not Grant Quarter To The Daemon, Giving Treatment To Its Wounds?

And Would You Not Consider It Unnatural To Be Born Outside The Womb?

We Eagerly Await Your Response And Your Best Defense.

La Curandera Is The Young Girl

In A Linen Dress Of White.

She Dances On Black Sand In The Night

In Her Linen Dress Of White.

Let Us Vote To Dunk The Witch In The River Styx And Photograph The Lye.

So In The Shadow Of Cerebus Her Spirit Will Reside.

La Curandera Is The Young Girl

In A Linen Dress Of White.

She Dances On Black Sand In The Night

In Her Linen Dress Of White.

Bird In The Fire, Mouthful Of Sand

King Of The Briar, Mouthful Of Sand

The Scale And Feather, The Lock And Key

The Lord Of Weather, The Beast At Peace

Clutch The Great Outdoors!

To All You Lasses In Parnassus Swallowing Swords,

Shooting Out Fire At Us Heathen Hordes,

I Was Thinking Something Before I Began,

But Then You Done Cut Off Both Of My Hands.

Now I Do My Drinking From Bamboo Straws,

Constantly Kicking At Tarantulas.

What Was I Thinking, Move To Baltimore?…

Oh Yeah, The Great Outdoors!

Jump Into The Water.

Keel-Hauled On The Constellation.

Don’t Sell My Belongings

Because You Know That I’ll Be Back.

Remember When I Told You That I Was A Samurai?

Well, The Fact Of The Matter Is That Was A Lie.

There Were Some Other Things That I’D Rather Not Recall.

Y’all Can Blame It All On The Alcohol.

But You Ain’t Got No Business Criticizing Me.

This Is My House And I’ll Do As I Please.

What Was I Thinking, Move To Baltimore?…

Oh Yeah, The Great Outdoors!

Jump Into The Water.

Keel-Hauled On The Constellation.

Don’t Sell My Belongings

Because You Know That I’ll Be Back.

Move It On Over And Give Me A Slice.

If You’re In The Market For Green Zucchini,

Farmer’s Almanac Got The Largest Size.

Winnebago Woman What You Cooking?

Move It On Over And Give Me A Slice.

I’D Be A Richer Man Today If It Weren’t For Physics.

If I Could Levitate I Would Sell Lots Of Tickets

And Maybe Do An Interview With Larry King

While Floating.

I’D Be A Richer Man Today If It Weren’t For Physics.

If I Could Levitate I Would Sell Lots Of Tickets

Move It On Over And Give Me A Slice.

Clutch Rock ‘N’ Roll Outlaw

In The North They Call Us Rebels,

In The South They Call Us Yankees,

Because Every Other Sucker’s Born To Do The Hokey Pokey

With The Skillet Lickin’ Time Keepers,

The Grinning Reapers

Of A Missionary Rock Star.

You Can Rock It Like Sir Sisyphus,

But Even In It’s Genesis

It’s Really Quite Ridiculous,

‘Lectric Hobo, So Now You Know

Not To Clock The Weeble Wobble Hot Rod Gang,

Revelator Big Bang.

You Can’t Hang With The Heavinesses Hung

Among The Houses Of The Rising Tongue.

No Fun To Crack The Axle,

But It’s Got To Be Done

Beaus Whenever You Wobble The Weebles

You Know That They Get Ticked Off.

And In The Season Of Boll-Weevil Speaking Evil In Your Ear,

And A Pile Of Manure Fertilizing All Your Fears,

We Yabbadabbadoo All The Way To Shangri-La.

Here It Is With The Rock And Roll Outlaw.

Where Rock Is Criminal, Criminals Rock.

Where Rock Is Criminal, They Rock Like This.

Where Rock Is Criminal, Criminals Rock.

Where Rock Is Criminal, They Rock Like This.

Hee Haw, Hee Haw, Hee Haw, Hee Haw,

I’m A Rock And Roll Outlaw. Where Rock Is Criminal, Criminals Rock.

Where Rock Is Criminal, They Rock Like This.

Clutch Witchdoctor

In the mailbox, what I find?

Pepco hello and no reply.

From Tecumseh, Michigan.

Urgent letter to a friend.

January 30th, at no cost.

Survive the fire with Mr. Frost.

The Mark, the Beast, Armageddon in the Middle East.

But while we still have the time, please tell me,

Witchdoctor!

With Babylonian passion they built a bridge to the sky.

Loaded it up with Mother Earth, never got to asking why.

In Babylonian fashion. that bridge fell down from the sky.

And they spent the next five thousand years.

Scratching their heads and wondering why.

Abundance in the end times, song and Praise!

The dough and the dead will both will be raised.

The Word The Law, Armageddon in America.

But while we still have the time, please tell me,

Witchdoctor!

Clutch Cypress Grove

Well, All Right.

There Are Women In Cypress Grove

And If They Catch You, You Don’t Go Home

So Get To Booking And Don’t Look Back

A One Way Ticket On A Two Way Track

Now Tell Me

Holy Diver, Where You At?

There’s A Woman On The Hill In A Wide Brimmed Hat

With A Shotgun, .44,

And A Big Blood Hound In The Back Of A Jacked Up Ford.

They Say The Water Is Cherry Wine

And All Them Women Drunk All The Time

Sheriff Jackson Went Out The Back

And Now His Daughters All Dress In Black

Now Tell Me

Holy Diver, Where You At?

There’s A Woman On The Hill In A Wide Brimmed Hat

With A Shotgun, .44,

And A Razor Back Boar In The Back Of A Jacked Up Ford.

You Better Keep On Running Bukka

They’re Playing You For Succotash And Your Stash Is Gone.

Now Tell Me

Holy Diver, Where You At?

There’s A Woman On The Hill In A Wide Brimmed Hat

With A Shotgun, .44,

And A Black Plastic Bag In The Back Of A Jacked Up Ford.

Clutch Gnomes Enthusiast

Sun Eyed Dandelion,

Seen You Garden Gnomes Gone Pass By?

Small One Wear A Pointy Red Hat.

The Big One He Just That He Real Fat.

If You See Them Please Tell Them Without Delay,

“You Taked My Saffron Now You Got To Pay!”

Sunned Dandelion,

You Say They Got An Airtight Alibi?

Then how’d They Get Themselves Them Diamond Rings?

You Know Well No Gnomes Don’t Make. The Good Money.

If You See Them Please Tell Them Without Delay,

“You Taked My Saffron, Now You Got To Pay.”

Sun Eyed, What Now Hey Hey Hey Your Hair Is Turning Gray.

Is There Something That You Need To Say?

Suspect, You’re Looking Through And Through.

I’D Take To The Wind If I Was You.

Good Bye Saffron, Know That You Did Good By Me.

‘Till Wicked Weeded Wild In My Garden.

Clutch “Bertha’s Big Back Yard”

Bertha’s Big Back Yard of vertebrae

Largest selection this side of the Mississippi

Oooh, you won’t find them anywhere else

Free pony rides for the children

Coffee and doughnuts for the adults

Open seven days a week except high holy holidays

Come on down and pick yourself up a whale bone

Clutch Son Of Virginia

It was the morning of All Saint’s Day, ’98

When that old blind dog started roaming around the graveyard

Wouldn’t have bothered me so much

Were he not walking on his hind legs and smoking cigars

Recite my lineage and genealogy

You’ve got to know your history, son of Virginia

Everybody’s in the church believing they’re a sinner

And looking for a sign from the true son of Virginia

When the storm blew over we made our way

To the old hay wain to infiltrate the sarcophagus

By the dim light of a narrow window we saw

The God’s honest truth staring right back at us

Recite your lineage and genealogy

You’ve got to know your history, son of Virginia

Everybody’s in the church believing they’re a sinner

And looking for a sign from the true son of Virginia

Stare into the embers on the first of November

And remember you were born a true son of Virginia

I was thrown to the ground as my world broke asunder

Truly we are living in an age of wonder

Truly we are living in an age of wonder

It was the morning of All Saint’s Day, ’98

When that old blind dog started calling me associate

Wouldn’t have bothered me so much were it not for the fact

That was the truth of it

Recite our lineage and genealogy

You’ve got to know your history,

Son of Virginia Stare into the embers on the first of November

And remember you were born a true son of Virginia

I was thrown to the ground as my world broke asunder

Truly we are living in an age of wonder

I wept like a child as the son rose above her

Truly we are living in an age of wonder.

Clutch 10001110101

Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.

Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.

Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!

Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?

Are you rolling tape now? Bits and pieces large and small

Sector, vector, eat them all.

It’s already in their eyes.

Among the metal ones a messenger will soon arrive.

10001110101

Periodic table with a center piece of mind.

10001110101

Periodic table with a center piece of mind.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,

Radioactive, don’t come near it.

Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,

Radioactive, don’t come near it.

Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Ain’t nothing you can do about it. Gonna be a big brawl over it

Like them little bitty babies in the king cakes.

Bonnie & Clyde the whole dome,

The shackles of automata will shatter like their bones.

10001110101

Periodic table with a center piece of mind.

10001110101

Periodic table with a center piece of mind.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,

Radioactive, don’t come near it.

Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,

Radioactive, don’t come near it.

Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Ribonucleic acid freak out, the power of prayer.

Long halls of science and all the lunatics committed there.

Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!

Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?

10001110101

Half a mind to double up, baby. Three times is jive.

10001110101

Half a mind to double up, baby. Three times is jive.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,

Radioactive, don’t come near it.

Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Man alive the jive and lyrics,

Radioactive, don’t come near it.

Temple of Syrinx having the bake sale of the year.

Clutch Far Country

If It Would Disappear

If It Would Disappear

That

Which

Does

Not

Kill

You

Makes

You

Stronger

Take A Big Bite Of My Sweet Addiction

Get A Little Closer To This Sick Affliction

Truth And Consequences Led To This Conviction

Trial By Error, Another Crucifixion.

Eat It Up

Wash It Down

Hit The Deck

Kiss The Ground

The Enemy Is Within,

And She Is Your Only Friend

If It Would Disappear