Clutch Army Of Bono

Hold The Presses Mikey! Hot News On The Wire!

Hundreds See An Image Of A Guinness Drinking Choir.

Celebrities And Cameras Are Headed To The Scene

While Presidents Are Fleeing To Their Speeding Limousines.

Don’t Worry, It’s Just Stigmata.

Pass Me A Napkin And Don’t You Dare Tell My Mother.

Your Local Programming Interrupted

By The Mindless Banter Of A Soulless Talking Head.

Roll Out The Red Carpet, Dripping Bloody Tongue.

Pay No Mind To Blue Berets And All Their Shiny Guns.

Don’t Worry, It’s Just Stigmata.

Pass Me A Napkin And Don’t You Dare Tell My Mother.

Who You Gonna Call When The Man Brings His Hammer Down?

Goose Stepping With A Smoking Irish Fly.

And When Our World Is Over, Children By The Fire

Raise Their Hands And Pray That They May See A New Messiah.

And Somewhere In The Darkness A Flag Goes Running By.

The Smell Of Cigarettes And Love Are Incense For The Fly.

Don’t Worry, It’s Just Stigmata.

Pass Me A Napkin And Don’t You Dare Tell My Mother.

Who You Gonna Call When The Man Brings His Hammer Down?

Goose Stepping With A Smoking Irish Fly.

Clutch Motherless Child

Every last blind pulled when I walk down the street.

The only sound I hear is my tired heartbeat.

Sometimes I feel just like a motherless child.

This place once had a name.

The people once had faces.

In every town I find it’s the same sad situation.

Sometimes I feel just like a countryless man.

My father tried to break me, my mother she tried to raise,

The county correct me from my wild ways.

I once saw figures about a mile off.

So I waited in the woods until they were gone.

Sometimes I feel just like a wandering dog.

My father tried to break me, my mother she tried to raise,

The county correct me from my wild ways.

Clutch Rapture Of Riddley Walker

“Read Russel Hoban’s ‘Riddley Walker.’ It’ll explain everything.”

Went to the doctor, to see what could be given.

He said, “Sorry, but you’ve got to do your own livin’.”

Went to the pastor, to hear what he would say.

He said, “Sorry, son, come back later some time after judgment day.”

There is no safe way out of here. No passage below the dungeon.

No mother ship will save you. So goes the rapture of Riddley Walker.

Churchyard was empty, schoolyard was bare.

Wind in the streets, wind in the air.

Pockets of diamonds, nothing to buy.

Scream out hello and get no reply.

Victims of zombies convene in the park

While any man with dignity makes an easy mark.

Heaven is a long ways away. Heaven is a long, long, long, long ways away.

There is no safe way out of here. No passage below the dungeon.

No mothership will come save you. The rapture of Riddley Walker.

How many-cools of Addom? Party cools of stone?

Hart of the wood shudder. Eusa roam.

Drop-John been climbing on Riddley’s back. Follow the power, a natural fact.

Orfing & Ardship, hardship is plain. Hardly Goodparley is ever the same.

Shadows and phantom’s convene in the snow.

Among the low whispers are voices you know.

Heaven is a long ways away. Heaven is a long, long, long, long ways away.

There is no safe way out of here. No passage below the dungeon.

No mothership will come save you. The rapture of Riddley Walker.

How many-cools of Addom? Party cools of stone?

Hart of the wood shudder. Eusa roam.

Clutch Nickel Dime

They Landed In Manhattan

With Rifles And Hatchets

Stinking Like The Living Dead

Eatin’ Local Fauna

Like There Wasn’t A Tomorrow

As They Fed How It Bled, How It Bled

Sacajawea Is Gettin’ Meager

Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime

It’s Such A Long Road That We Travel

Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime

Causin’ More Commotion

With That Steam Locomotion

On The Quiet Country Mile

Blisters By The Fistfuls

‘Til The Foreman Blows The Whistle

And Drinkin’ Whiskey All The While

Sacajawea Is Gettin’ Meager

Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime

It’s Such A Long Road That We Travel

Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime

Get Up On The Chuck Wagon

If Your Feet Are Draggin’

Get Up On The Chuck Wagon

If Your Feet Are Draggin’

Get Up On The Chuck Wagon

If Your Feet Are Draggin’-Yeah!

Well They Landed On Europa

And It’s Colder Than Dakota

But They Took The Bull By The Horns

For The Frozen Ocean

Foreman Has Himself The Notion

“This Ain’t Nothing We Ain’t Done Before!”

Sacajawea Is Gettin’ Meager

Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime

It’s Such A Long Road That We Travel

Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime

Sacajawea Is Gettin’ Meager

Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime

It’s Such A Long Road That We Travel

Nickel Dime, Nickel Dime

Clutch Circus Maximus

Will you be entertained by beast and knives?

Vital mentalisms will blow your minds!

Cthulu’s red headed step child, quite the precocious babe.

We like to keep it on the D.L. because our clientele prefers it that way

The seven legged sow will see to the after-show.

Don’t you think the candelabra gives a pleasant glow?

Now may I present to you the basilisk?

Please don your goggles if you wish to resist.

From the fiery depths of the planet’s core

The never sleeping for wont of eating unholy stench of the manticore.

Please produce your access pass, no photographs please.

Some of our guests are how shall I say? Hyperbolic V.I.P.

There is a velvet room for the discriminating pack.

Celebrities and tentacles regard the beast with two backs.

The seven legged sow will see to the after-show.

Don’t you think the candelabra gives a pleasant glow?

Paparazzi! World wide video debut!

Paparazzi! World wide video debut!

Paparazzi! World wide video debut!

Paparazzi! World wide video debut!

And just when you thought it could get no stranger,

May I present the semblance of a Scandinavian doppelganger.

From the frozen depths of a forgotten fjord,

The never sleeping for wont of eating unholy stench of the manticore,

Clutch Big Fat Pig

Norman The Mormon Hears The Doorbell Ring.

But Inside They’re Not Answering.

Peering Through The Window, To His Surprise,

The Door Flies Open, “Come Inside!”

“I Am Jason The Freemason, What You’re Selling I Do Not Need.

Mr. Patrick, Orthodox Catholic, Is More Likely In Your League.”

At That Very Moment Mr. Softee Rings His Bells,

Ding-A-Ling Ding-A-Ling.

Quickly Thereafter, Choco-Taco Delight

While Reclining On His Brand New Mountain Bike.

Now Watch You Most Closely, For Here The Plot Does Twist.

Enter Simon, The Super Scientologist.

“I’m Opining Sailing Simon. Is You Stupid Or Is You Just High?

Mother Hubbard Got Me Covered Like Sarah Lee On Her Cherry Pie.”

Norman Says To Simon, “Hey, If There Are Really Aliens,

I Would Think That L. Ron Hubbard Would Have To Be One Of Them.”

“Oh My Lord! Oh My Lord! Oh My Oh My!”

[Harmonica Solo]

The Pie Man Passes By On His Way To The Fair (And He Says)

“Reason, Won’t You Put Your Blue Dress On?

Reason, Won’t You Put Your Blue Jeans On?”

At That Very Moment Mr. Softee Rings His Bells.

So Before Simon Could Bring His Crushing Blow,

Norman Raises His Hands, “Oh No, Oh No!”

Simon Says, “Hey, We Ain’t Even Finished This!”

Norman Says, “Yes We Have. Here Come Them Witnesses.”

“Reason, Won’t You Put Your Blue Dress On?

Reason, Won’t You Put Your Blue Dress On?”

Clutch Sonic Counselor

Ferocious women and ill tempered men

We’re not that picky ’cause we take ’em all in

We fuss and fight and spit and cuss

Look no further you have found the right church

Ecclesiastic

World wide

Enlightenment

Sonic counselor

Ecclesiastic

World wide

Enlightenment

Sonic counselor

Prosperity gospel just ain’t our thing

The riches we seek are fit for no king

If you desire material worth

The truth of the matter is you’re in the wrong church

Ecclesiastic

World wide

Enlightenment

Sonic counselor

Ecclesiastic

World wide

Enlightenment

Sonic counselor

Transient fundamentals

All are welcome in this holy temple

We greet each other in codified rhyme

Scratch off the numbers to call the divine

If you’re in need of miraculous works

We have good news you’re in the right church

Ecclesiastic

World wide

Enlightenment

Sonic counselor

Ecclesiastic

World wide

Enlightenment

Sonic counselor

Clutch Unto The Breach

The burden of a time lord is there’s never any time.

Too much of eternity and nowhere to unwind.

Hobgoblins and morrismen fighting in the streets.

Hot continuum breakdown give them lightning!

Waiting on the corner for the Swiss guard to arrive…to arrive.

And when they do we’ll battle them and rattle them.

Halberd versus mind versus mind.

Once more unto the breach!

Like the Gutenberg Bible, we’re the moveable type.

Very transient, very influential.

Like the large hadron collider, the more you see the less you understand.

The atmosphere’s getting volatile.

Waiting on the corner for the Swiss guard to arrive…to arrive.

And when they do we’ll battle them and rattle them.

Halberd versus mind versus mind.

Once more unto the breach!

Dalek goon squad. Black shirt master.

Hit ’em where it hurts.

Full on psychic blaster. Plague doctors and subhumans.

Can you feel the heat?

The atmosphere’s getting hectic.

The atmosphere’s getting volatile.

Waiting on the corner for the Swiss guard to arrive…to arrive.

And when they do we’ll battle them and rattle them.

Halberd versus mind versus mind.

Once more unto the breach!

Once more unto the breach!

Once more unto the breach!

Clutch Emily Dickinson

The farmhouse was overtaken

By vine and the snake

Hooked on phantom power

The acres seemed to ache

Pursued by floating rebels

They’d take us if they could

I thought a spell of country living

Would do my spirits good

Emily Dickinson

Won’t you lay your hair down low?

Staring out the windowpane

There’s so much more to know

Emily Dickinson

All buttoned down in Victoria black

Let’s watch the white clouds run

With the cool grass on our backs

The door mouse was mistaken

There was no quarter there

The attic and the cellar

Were but jaws of a bear

The hunter was the quarry

All tangled in the wood

I thought a spell of country living

Would do my spirits good

Emily Dickinson

Won’t you lay your hair down low?

Staring out the windowpane

There’s so much more to know

Emily Dickinson

All buttoned down in Victoria black

Let’s watch the white clouds run

With the cool grass on our backs

Disembodied gentry

Gathered by my door

Your electrical habits

Aren’t welcome here anymore

That day I left

With a locket and glove

Keepsakes lest I forget

A woman by the name of

Emily Dickinson

Won’t you lay your hair down low?

Staring out the windowpane

There’s so much more to know

Emily Dickinson

All buttoned down in Victoria black

Let’s watch the white clouds run

With the cool grass on our backs

Emily Dickinson

Trade your lily for a rose

Run to the valley

Where the wild daisy grows

Emily Dickinson

Won’t you lay your hair down low?

Staring out the windowpane

There’s so much more to know

Clutch Small Upsetters

Small upsetters

Small upsetters come around the corner

Never bother

Get on living

Small upsetters come around the corner

Do not bother

Get on with it