Dan Howell And Phil Lester The Internet Is Here

[Phil:]

Whenever I’m alone

Or if I’m feeling grey

There’s one place I can go

To brighten up my day

It makes me want to sing

That’s how the show should end

But wouldn’t it be good if I

Could sing it with a friend?

[Dan:]

Whoa, whoa, what?

Phil, I think you should ask before you put me on the spot like this!

Okay, fine, whatever, I’ll join in too

[Phil:]

I might go outside

And feel more alive

Without Twitter

Where would I be?

[Dan:]

I guess I’d be fit

And stop posting shiiii-

[Phil:]

Rubbish!

[Dan:]

But Tumblr’s a part of me!

[Phil:]

So many websites

So little time

Plus one or two

You should avoid

[Dan:]

Just don’t stop watching YouTube

Or we’ll be unemployed!

[Both:]

The internet is here!

The internet is great!

When you’ve got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

It might be antisocial

But these days that is fine

[Dan:]

‘Cause life is so much better when you spend it all online!

[Phil:]

A place where you can be yourself

No matter if you’re geeky!

[Dan:]

Find friends that share your hobbies

Even if they’re freaky!

[Phil:]

Where any question in your head

Is answered in an instant!

[Dan:]

Who cares if you procrastinate

Your one shot at existence!

[Both:]

The internet is here!

The internet is great!

When you’ve got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

Without the internet

We never would have met!

[Phil:]

We’d never be here on a stage

Doing things we might regret!

[Dan:]

Dance break!

[Phil:]

Who cares if you’re a loser

And everybody knows it!

[Dan:]

Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses!

[Phil:]

Even if your chances of getting tanned are slim

[Dan:]

Or if you live vicariously through the life of a Sim!

[Dil:]

Sheltay zomo!

[Both:]

The internet is here!

The internet is great!

When you’ve got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

It might be antisocial

But these days that is fine!

‘Cause life is so much better!

Life is so much better!

Life is so much better

When you

Spend

It

All

Online!