Dave Days Katie’s Song

I don’t know anything about you.

But I know you like the Eagles and Kelly Clarkson, too.

Even though the Eagles suck, I still think we should… LOL!??! HANG OUT SOMETIME

(gottcha)

If only that’s what i meant to say…

Katie You’re so cute.

If anyone’s opinion matters it’s an opinion made by you.

Oh Katie you’re so cute.

Don’t tell LisaNova she’ll be pissed.

So where should we go on our first date?

I’m thinking Stickam. I’ll see you at 8!

I hope theres no delay

Remember what happened to Alan…

Dave Days Turn Off The Lights

I can’t pay my electric bill

I left the whole house on

Turn off the lights

Turn off the lights

It’s getting later and later

I’m too tired to move and

Turn off the lights

Turn off the lights

What does it mean to go green

I don’t know, I left the shower on

My rooms a mess I’m put to the test

I’d throw it all out, but

Where does it go, where does it go

I can’t hide from what’s right

Turn off the lights

This pretty girl is coming over

I don’t know what to do but

Turn off the lights

Turn off the lights

We can light some candles, yeah

You set the mood, I’ll

Turn off the lights

Turn off the lights (ooOOOoo)

What does it mean to go green

I don’t know, I left the shower on

My rooms a mess I’m put to the test

I’d throw it all out, but

Where does it go, where does it go

I can’t hide from what’s right

Turn off the lights

Dave Days The Nice Kitty Song

I got this little kitty about 10 years ago.

I guess he’s not so little, he’s kind of old and slow.

I wouldn’t call him a ninja, now way no how.

If anything I’d say he looks like a cow.

My kitty’s so nice he’d never bite my hand.

He never gets in trouble if he did he’d get SLAMMED.

But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me

So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly.

If there’s one thing I don’t like, It’s when he licks.

But then again who can resist this.

All he really does is just sit in his chair

24/7 like he just don’t care.

His energy lacks. He’s in that chair all day. (not me!)

He wouldn’t even move if a gorilla was in the way.

With this kitty I don’t worry about a thing.

He’s the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia!

My little kitty doesn’t fight, no he’s so nice.

In the end Sparta didn’t stand a chance, no!

Persia had won that night.

Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice.

Hey little kitty, yeah where’d you go?

Oh wait, I think I know…

Without a doubt I thought that you’d be in

The chair but no,

It must be time for meow mix.

He knows his food sucks but he’ll eat it anyway.

People food equals a tummy ache.

And I don’t want to be the one to clean up his throw up.

Plus we’re over that stage he was nice enough to grow up.

And when he’s gotta poo, he knows what to do,

“Hey Dave let me out, I’ll be back in a few” (ok)

Life’s so great so much time to relax.

Yeah life’s so great when you’ve got my cat.

Dave Days My Daxflame Song

Oh you make me laugh

All of the time

When you got stuck in your chair

I fell off mine!

And I hate it when the haters

Hate on you

The funny thing is that

They subscribe to you!

[CHORUS:]

Daxflame is NOT retarded

He MAY act a little strange

But that’s why we all love him

If you had your own show

Everybody would go!

When I watch you I don’t feel so alone

From STF mom to fillet mignon

You’re my homepage when Mozilla turns on!

And I hope this song doesn’t offend you

Because that is one thing I could never do!

[BACK TO CHORUS]

STF mom! (STF mom) [X4]

STF mom!

Dave Days I’ve Got A Crush On Hillary

Wait… Who’s Obama

Obama Girl Your A Skank

And Everybody Knows, Obama’s not gonna win

Even If You Take Off All Your Clothes

Hillary 08

Winning The Debates

I Know Your Crushing On Obama

Well I…

I’ve Got A Crush On Hillary

2008

Your The Sexiest Candidate

There’s Not Way, We’re Gonna Lose

Barrack Obama Can’t Dance Like You

I Don’t Have Political Views

But I Know That I Want You

Those Thighs Those Eyes

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I’ve Got A Crush On Hillary

2008

Your The Sexiest Candidate

There’s Not Way, We’re Gonna Lose

I Wish I Was As Cute As You

Oh No

Iowa’s Gone For Shoo

Oh Look At That What Do You Know

New Hampshire For The Win

My Mom Is A Republican

2008

Your The Sexiest Candidate

2008

Cause I’ve Got A Crush

Yeah I’ve Got A Crush

On Hillary

I’ve Got A Crush On Hillary

Dave Days Miley I Can’t Wait To See You

I remember the first time you caught-

Caught my eye

I was flipping the channels around

Not sure what I’d find

And then this pretty girl showed up out of nowhere

Hey this works for me – he

Dude, what the heck, why ya watchin’ disney

Now my alarm is set for 7 pm and I

I don’t miss a show

Just because I watch hannah montana

Doesn’t mean I’m alone

I feel this deep connection

Between Miley and I – hi

Are you kidding me, she’s like only 9

Miley please don’t freak out

You’re all I think about

I st st stutter when my mom catches us making out

It’s you I gotta see

For once not on TV

My best friend’s wonderin’ why I’m watching disney

Next time that we hang out

No more cardboard mouth

I just can’t wait ’til then

Oh no ohhhohohh

I, oh – I can’t wait to see you instead

So do you really have a youtube account

I gotta subscribe

In this one vid you said you had 0 boyfriends

Miley Cyrus I can be that guy

You say your saving yourself for marriage

Wink wink me too

Hear me out

I just wanta be with you

Miley please don’t freak out

You’re all I think about

I st st stutter when my mom catches us making out

It’s you I gotta see

For once not on TV

My best friend’s wonderin’ why I’m watching disney

Next time that we hang out

No more cardboard mouth

I just can’t wait ’til then

Oh no ohhhohohh

I, oh – I can’t wait to see you instead

It’s you I gotta see

For once not on TV

Miley, you know who to call

When you get lonely

Dave Days We’re Just Kids

I messed up but I won’t stop now

We will become the greats of the worst mistakes

Won’t fail to let you down

We got plenty of time to figure it out

I’m a mess

I’m a wreck

Worked hard to be

Had enough

Screwed it up

But the blame on me

Doors locked left the light on in my bedroom

I won’t be home tonight

Oh they tried to tell me (wrote it all out)

Their words went through me (fell the ground)

I must have missed the message (won’t let it go)

And fell overboard

I fucked up but won’t stop now

We will become the greats of the worst mistakes

Won’t fail to let you down

We’ve got plenty of time to figure it out

We’re just kids

Unprepared

Hardly care

Know that it’ll work out

Wasted time

Far behind

Got my head in the clouds

I feel on top of the world and I’m not looking down

Oh they tried to tell me (wrote it all out)

Their words went through me (fell the ground)

I must have missed the message (won’t let it go)

And fell overboard

I fucked up but won’t stop now

We will become the greats of the worst mistakes

Won’t fail to let you down

We’ve got plenty of time to figure it out

We’re just kids

We’re just kids

Waiting for the answers

Holding on to hope

Running out of chances

Won’t let it go, won’t let it go

Waiting for the answers

Holding on to hope

Running out of chances

Won’t let it go, won’t let it go

(I messed up but I won’t stop now

We will become the greats of the worst mistakes

Won’t fail to let you down

We got plenty of time to figure it out)

I fucked up but won’t stop now

We will become the greats of the worst mistakes

Won’t fail to let you down

We’ve got plenty of time to figure it out

I fucked up but won’t stop now

We will become the greats of the worst mistakes

Won’t fail to let you down

We’ve got plenty of time to figure it out

We’re just kids

Dave Days You Are A Pervert!

No I can’t believe that you actually clicked this

A perv like you, your life must be inflicted

But thanks for the view it really means a lot

That’s right, 1 mil, 2 mil, I’m still on top

So what’d you expect, I mean, this is YouTube

No naked girls here so I guess that you lose

Sorry! Just saying how it is

I’d love to see the look on the face of your kids ouch!

You are a pervert

You are a pervert

You are a pervert

Don’t deny [x2]

(Kick it TuPac)

I make mistakes, I learn from everyone

And when it’s said and done

I bet this Brother be a better one

If I upset you, don’t stress

Never forget, that God hasn’t finished with me yet

I feel his hand on my brain

When I write rhymes, I go blind, and let the lord do his thang

But am I less holy

’cause I choose to puff a blunt and drink a beer with my homies

You are a pervert

You are a pervert

You are a pervert

Don’t deny [x2]

Oh by the way if you clicked on this then um…

You are a pervert don’t deny

Oh Oh yeah Wait wait wait what are you going? Oh yeah!

You are a pervert don’t deny

Go What!!

Don’t deny

Dave Days Burnin’ Up Miley

I lost a bet

Between ShayCarl, CharlesTrippy, SxePhil and ItsBrent.

We tried to see

On BlogTV

Who could stay up the latest with no sleep.

ShayCarl was the last one remaining.

Now the rest of us have to do something crazy.

That’s why SxePhil shaved his head.

And that’s when I got a crapload of messages that said

BURN MILEY! Ahhhh

(Sick solo time!)

Lets get some gasoline.

You don’t know how hard this is for me.

All the memories, oh how you please me.

I wish this all was a dream.

No one understands our love.

Think of me when your chilin up above

In Cardboard Heaven!

Miley are you ready to go? heck naww!

Ohhhhhhhhh

Dave Days Youtube Celeb Diss

Hey guys what’s up?

I’m gonna talk about a few of you who suck.

And please don’t be pissed, even though you’re all gonna get dissed.

Lets talk about Smosh. Oh em gee Anthony’s so hawt! And all your subs are 13 year old girls who really wanna touch your… Hand!

And LonelyGirl15 I thought you died. When I found out that it was fake that’s when I cried.

Oh Oh Renetto! Do you have a lyfe! NO!

You’re on YouTube 24/sev. You and Nalts could be BFF!

LisaNova don’t, don’t even get me started. Daxflame makes you look retarded.

Hey Brookers guess whos pissed. that’s right your orthodon’tist. I swear I saw the whole world… right through your teeth.

Shoe ba dee bop bop

And what the Buck’s a Boh3m3!

Shoe ba dee bop bop

Oh Sxephil why do you talk so fast?

If I didn’t know you were straight edge I’d think that you were on crack!

Oh hey Chris Crocker. Tell grandma I said Hi!

For just a second I thought that you were a guy.

Oh Hey KevJumba You’re the most overrated of them all. I have 4 words to say to you…

You suck at math! x3!

Yeah