David Lee Roth Cheatin’ Heart Cafe

[Tritt:] David, maybe you could help me without going back and listening to the lyrics

[Roth:] Sure, what’s up, Travis?

[Tritt:] You know what, do we wanna do everything in unison?

Or you wanna swap back and forth?

[Roth:] How ’bout I take the first two line

And you take the second two lines

And we just rock on from there?

She came from Dallas

That kid was aces

She dressed like Texas

Wide open spaces

He drove a pickup

And wore no underwear

She sang the words wrong

But he don’t care

They both were trouble

They took a chance

Now every snowflake pleads, “Not Guilty”

After the avalanche

Get it straight or honey, give it up

You got to get right back to where you started from

Are we gonna be late at the gate of dreams?

Destiny’s a complicated thing

I was leavin’

But I’m thinkin’ that I ougtha stay, yeah

I wanna chase you ‘cross the dance floor

At that old Cheatin’ Heart Café

She was atomic

Without a doubt

That cowgirl shirt she wore

Contained a lot of fallout

He was a cowboy, was what she wanted

The closest to a cow she’d been

Was eating at McDonald’s

Just liked barbed wire

Her attitude

Protected the turf

Without obstructing the view

So get it straight or honey, give it up

You gotta get right back to where we started from

She took her clothes off but kept the boots

He wanted Wonder Woman to tie him up and make him tell the truth

All right, nothin’ but the truth

See I was leavin’

But I’m thinkin’ that I ougtha stay

And I see that

Honey, I have lost my way

We got a permanent place

At that old Cheatin’ Heart Café

You know we do

Well, all right

Doncha wanna go?

I wanna chase you ’round the dance floor

At that old Cheatin’ Heart Café

Here I come

Chase each other round the room some, girl

Comin’ to get ya

Gonna get it back

Gotta get right back

Gonna get it back

Gotta get right back

Gonna get it back

Gotta get right back

Gonna get it back

Gotta get right back, yeah

Gonna get it back

Gotta get right back

Gonna get it back

David Lee Roth I’m Easy

Well, baby, I’m easy, I’m easy, I’m easy, I’m an easy man

Well, baby, I’m easy, I’m easy, I’m easy, I’m an easy man

So come on down and get me, honey, while you can

Available, available, available, I am free, I am

Available, available, available, I am free, I am

Well, I just can’t help myself, I am yours to have

Come get me, baby

Get me while I’m hot

Hurry, hurry, baby

You can have a lot

Push me over, push me over, push me over, I’m a pushover

Oh, up for grabs, up for grabs, up for grabs, I am up for grabs

Well, I just can’t help myself, I am yours to have, hit it

Come get me, baby

Get me while I’m hot

Hurry, hurry, baby

You can have a lot

Push me over, push me over, push me over, I’m a pushover baby, yeah

Up for grabs, up for grabs, up for grabs, I am up for grabs, oh

I just can’t help myself, I am yours to have

I’m easy

Said I’m easy

Lord, I’m easy

Oh I’m a pushover, baby yeah

Push me over, push me over

David Lee Roth 40 Below

So the ol’ lone ranger rides again

I’m gonna blow by you

Like a frozen cold freight train

I’ll freeze the smile on your face

Go back, hell no! We just pulled up

And little Jack Frost

Gonna bite your little butt

So honey cut to the chase

Well your famous last words

Are a hard act to follow

And too much heat is too hard to swallow

Keep on wonderin’ why it’s gettin’ so damn cold

Call me 40 Below, ooh yeah

‘Cause I’m cold, ah

One kiss of my lips and a storm begins

Give it up, honey, can’t race the wind

Good lookin’ here I go

Well call me 40 Below

Well, I could take a little cold shot

And try and ease your situation

I could sock it to ya non-stop, baby

Dig on my refrigeration

Shiverin’ a-shakin’ and the whole routine

You get a fast crash course

In air conditioning

Yeah, my freezer’s just hummin’

Stick your face in the artic blast

And tell everybody

They can kiss my ass, oh yeah

‘Cause the ice-man’s comin’

I’ll give you bright red cheeks and a runny nose

Like when the car don’t start and your booty’s froze

It’s like you been there before

Well, honey, whattya know…Ho Ho Ho!

Well, call me 40 Below, woah

And I’m cold, yeah

One kiss of my lips and a storm begins

Give it up, honey, can’t race the wind

Good lookin’ here I go

Call me 40 Below

Feel me whippin’ in your window

I’ll be lickin’ ’round your knees

I can drop below zero any moment, baby

I’m talkin’ forty degrees

Ah yeah

So if you sneakin’ down my backstreets

I suggest you button up

I don’t think ya wanna test me, mama

I’m a tough little fuck

Well your famous last words are a hard act to follow

An’ too much heat is too hard to swallow

Keep on wonderin’ why it’s gettin’ so damn cold

Well call me 40 Below, ooh yeah

And I’m cold

One kiss of my lips and a storm begins

Give it up, honey, can’t race the wind

Good lookin’ here I go

Well call me 40 Below

And I’m cold

One kiss of my lips and a storm begins

Give it up, honey, can’t race the wind

Good lookin’ here I go

Well call me 40 Below

Yeah, you feelin’ so cold baby

Button up mama

Better zip it back up

Clap your hands together

Pray for sunny weather

Don’t light that match, no way

I’m melting

Oh, you’re a horrible, horrible crowd

David Lee Roth Tight

From New York City to East L.A.

Touchdown Miami, Philadelphia, PA

Look out your window, hang up the phone

Honey, run tell everyone that band is on the radio

So if you gonna wear my t-shirt

You gotta make the choice

Jump on daddy’s speakers

You will feel my voice

Jump back with your heart attack

I’m what my daddy said I’d never be

So tell the folks at home

I’m making history

‘Cause this band is tight

And we can rock all night

Yeah, so damn tight

Tight, all right

They’re on the TV, the stereo

They’re on the internet

Man, that band can really go

Right from the apple to East L.A.

Touchdown Miami, Philadelphia, PA

No, it doesn’t get much better

I was a face in the mob

So if you’re lookin’ for adventure

Well, you should try my job

Jump back with your heart attack

I’m what my daddy said I’d never be

So tell the folks at home

I’m making history

‘Cause this band is tight

And we can rock all night

Yeah, so damn tight

Tight, look out

And all those rock ‘n’ rollers

I used to wanna meet?

Now they’re pushing strollers

And wanna be me

‘Cause my band is tight

And we can rock all night

Yeah, so damn tight, woah

Tight, look out

Tight

Tight

Tight, woah

David Lee Roth Elephant Gun

Wow

Every outer inch of you looks like a lady

So don’t get caught here in the city at night

And if you wanna take a chance and go gun crazy

I sell protection for a price

We’ll call it love or call it murder

This ain’t the crime of the century, no

Don’t point that thing at me

All in all my aim is better

Shots as clean as a mean goal-getter

It’s a bad man on the run

I’m gonna be your dark stranger

Contact man ‘tween you and danger

And I’ll protect you babe, with my elephant gun

Every minute counts when you play both sides of the law

Mmm, these dangerous days

Mean nine lives doin’ anything at all

A lot of folks been blown away

We’ll call it love or call it murder

This ain’t the crime of the century

Don’t aim that thing at me

Woah, all in all my aim is better

Shots as clean as a mean goal-getter

It’s a bad man on the run

I’m gonna be your dark stranger

Contact man ‘tween you and danger

And I’ll protect you babe, with my elephant gun

Bang

We’ll call it love or call it murder

This ain’t the crime of the century

Don’t try to use that thing on me

David Lee Roth Sunburn

First I take my finger

And put it on your skin

Makes a little white mark

And then it turns to red again

So if you’re lazy on a Sunday

And you got nothin’ to do

If you wanna get a sunburn

Come on up to the roof

I think your nose is peelin’

The sun is hot and clear

The city’s fairly steamin’

And I can taste your skin from here

So if you’re lazy on a Sunday

Any Tuesday’ll do

If you wanna get a sunburn

Come on up to the roof

See, I was up here yesterday

Saw some pigeons on a power line

Looked like notes upon a music paper

I wrote it down

I guess Manhatten gets the last line

Sounds like

Ba-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Ba-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

David Lee Roth It’s Showtime!

Ooh, wee

Ah wow

Lights, camera, action

There’s a star upon your door

Have your machine call my machine

We’ll do lunch on the cutting room floor

We’re over budget

98 percent not there

And when the back door hits you

Where the good Lord split you

Tell us honey, who does your hair?

How does he do it? Why’s he do it?

Oh yeah, yes, it’s true

And the flavor of the month is you

Practice, practice, practice

Just to get to Carnegie

We’ll need 10 percent and that’s off the top

Gross, not net to me

Get it on

Honey, ’cause it’s showtime!

Just play the song, oh

Baby, ’cause it’s showtime!

Oh, oh, oh

Produce me daddy

Takin’ 8 to the bar

Big, bigger, biggest

With the right lighting you’ll go far

Here today, gone late today

And it’s club dates in the sticks

And you’re beautiful babe, don’t never shave

No prob, we’ll fix it in the mix

Just leave your name and number

In the dumpster when you’re through

Oh yeah

Don’t call us, we’ll call you

Oscar, Grammy, triple whammy

Cut, and that’s the take

I said quit complainin’, where’s my agent?

Don’t you know how much I make?

Get it on, oh yeah

Baby, ’cause it’s showtime! Wooh

Just play the song, oh, oh, oh, oh

Baby ’cause it’s showtime!

Okay, okay, this is it

Here it is

Wooh

Oh yeah

Ooh wee

Once to the close and go

Leave your name and number

In the dumpster when you’re through

Woah yeah

Don’t call us, we’ll call you

And it’s play it like they paid ya

And your photo goes on the car wash wall

But somehow ain’t it worth it

When you hear that curtain call

It’s Showtime!

Oh, baby ’cause it’s showtime! Oh yeah

Just play the song

Baby, ’cause it’s showtime! Ooh yeah

Let’s get it on

‘Cause it’s showtime! Ooh yeah

Just play the song

People, ’cause it’s showtime!

Wow

Hit it!

David Lee Roth Easy Street

Saturday night at the corner cafe

I had me some drinks and I’m feeling my way

The moon’s on the rise

And it looks like a night for romance

Shuffling down past the local hotel

I’m doin’ the rounds and I’m under a spell

Must be the place

Yes I knew when she asked me to dance

I’m on easy, easy street

I’m on easy, easy street

Seeing as how I’m a regular guy

Watching the girls of the evening go by

I got me a chance

And I’m making it, making it last

I’m on easy, easy street

I’m on easy, easy street

Wow, oh

So if you’re feeling like you’re just some lonely man

When ever you’re down, in need of gentle care

There’s always easy street, you know you got

But just remember boy, it’s only a one night stand

Haha, that’s right

I’m perfect anyways

Ooh, down at Easy Street

Ooh, ooh, uh

Ease down that street

Oh, ah, ha ha ha

Ow, how, say baby

What you doing tonight?

David Lee Roth She’s Looking Good

Got the kinda lovin’

Make a man lose his mind

You got that little somethin’

Let me know that you’re mine, oh

She’s lookin’ good

You know she’s lookin’ so good

You lookin’ good

Just like they told me that you would, alright now

When you call my name, now

You call me Mr. Clean

I’m gonna give you lovin’

Like you ain’t never seen, oh

She’s looking good

You know she’s looking so good

You lookin’ good

Just like I told you that you would, alright

Lookee here now

When you lay awake now

You wear your dresses tight

You wear your foxy fur

When you step out late at night

She’s lookin’ good

You know she’s looking so good

You lookin’ good

Just like they told me that you would, alright

Ma-ma-mama, get your mojo

Papa get your gun

I’m gonna steal your daughter

I’m gonna be your son

She’s lookin’ good

You know she’s lookin’ so good

You lookin’ good

Just like they told me that she would, all right, ow

She’s lookin’ good

You know she’s looking so good

You lookin’ good

Just like they told me that you would, alright

Get it, get it

Hey, now

She make me walk right, now

She make me walk right, now

She make me holler, hey

Hey, yeah yeah yeah

Ow, come on she’s lookin’ good