Dethklok Laser Cannon Deth Sentence

Fire

Fly Hard Into The Night

Strapped To A Rocket Ignited

Last Meal Sits In Your Body

Gasoline Turpentine Gunpowder Glycerine

Last Rights Given To You

Genuflecting With A Torch

Punishment Outweights The Crime

Explode Into The Desert Sky

Say Your Goodbyes

That Was Your Life

You’ll Pay All Your Penance

Laser Cannon DETH Sentance

DIE

I’m A Rocket

A Roman Candle

A Fucking Missile

On My Way to Hell

I’m A Martyr

A Saint Of Sinners

And You Will Fear Me In My DETH

There’s No One That Can Make Me

Repent The Things I’ve Done

Evil Is My Prime Objective

I Explode And Bestow Your DETH

I’m A Rocket

A Fucking Weapon

Of Mass Destruction

Destroy The Planet

My Lawyer Fucked Me

I Won’t Get Pardoned

The Devil Waits With Fear In His Eyes

Seeth Blood Blazing The Sky

Strapped To The Mode Of Destruction

Cell-Mates Explode In Front

Barbequed Bone Fragments Bloodied Face

Blistered Skin

Last Moments Near You Now

As The Countdown Proceeds

Punishment Is Your Reward

Laugh As They Collect Your Life

Say Your Goodbyes

That Was Your Life

You’ll Pay All Your Penance

Laser Cannon DETH Sentance

Dethklok Briefcase Full Of Guts

Punch your card ’cause your working day has started

and you’re pushing hard for employee of the month

You got your tools of business and

They’re bloodied by your clients and

You’re off to work with your

Briefcase full of guts

Door to door you are searching for a buyer

Who will take the terms of your policy

You got an invitation to their living room

You’re gonna demonstrate your products privately

You know that

I’m an employee

I have a degree

I’ll fulfill your need

I will make you bleed

I’ll rise to the top

Best one on the team

Kill outside the box

Hold you as you scream

I’ll divide you into pieces

Sell them back and raise the price

Make a profit off your interests

You’ll increase my sales tonight

I will increase

Productivity

I must increase

Productivity

A.B.K. [4x]

(Always Be Killing)

I’m an employee

I have a degree

I’ll fulfill your need

I will make you bleed

I’ll rise to the top

Best one on the team

Kill outside the box

Hold you as you scream

Dethklok How Can I Be A Hero?

[Nathan]

What is a hero?

Who am I?

I’m a simple multi-platinum rockstar

Living a simple multi-platinum life

I don’t know ’bout that crazy world

Just driving this A-list mile

I’m just a filthy rich economic power

And all that I need, I buy

Oh, how can I be a hero

When I’m just a krillionare?

There ain’t no groupie blowjob

That can help me to prepare

How can I be a hero

When I’m just a man that is larger than life?

I’m just a tiny little minuscule superstar trying to get by

[Pickles]

Maybe if we threw this life away

We could learn to live a different way

[Murderface]

Oh, I’ll go back to school and get myself a degree

In something fucking useless like psychology

[Skwisgaar]

I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes

And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every nights

[Pickles]

Start driving a hybrid, brag that I’m saving the planet

[Skwisgaar]

Quotes SNL’s at works all days and acts like it’s adlibs

[Nathan]

But if that’s the life of a regular jackoff

I’ll probably just kill myself

Yeah!

How can I be a hero

When my dick is big as a shoe?

There ain’t no all-access passes

That will help me to break through

So many items on my backstage rider

But there ain’t no bravery

I’m just the 7th top financial power, but I’m little ol’ me

[Pickles]

How can I be a hero

When I get everything for free?

[Skwisgaar]

I’ve screweds more girls than Wilt Chamberlains

I can proves it with my STD’s

[Band]

How can I be a hero

When we’re the world’s largest metal band?

[Nathan]

I’ll never be a hero

‘Cause I’m better than everyone, but I’m just a man

I’m afraid the answer is no

Dethklok Dethharmonic

I want to keep my money

And give away absolutely nothing

To the government who moderates my spending

and obliterates depending on what time of the year

brutality is nere

in the form of income tax

I’d rather take a fucking axe

to my face, blow up this place

with you all in it, I’d do it in a minute

If I could write off your murder

I’d save all of my receipts

because I’d rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I’d rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I’d rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I’d rather you be dead

I’d rather you be dead

Prepare the laser-beam

I’m gonna use it tonight

Engage the laser-beam

It’s gonna end your life

I’m gonna use it tonight

If I could write off your murder

I’d save all of my receipts

because I’d rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I’d rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I’d rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

Dethklok Bloodlines

I track my history

Bloody burned family tree

Native blood runs in me

Murderous tendencies

Keep blood lust away

Keep violence at bay

Can’t deny genetics

Animal DNA

Disappear into the fog

Gonna multiply the tainted blood

Can’t remember where you go at night

You got the bloody teeth and wolven sight

Ancestor genocide

We were killed to save lives

Just one beast did survive

Now I live to take life

Keep yourself from me

Can’t help what I be

I am man and beast

Your flesh I will eat

Fall right into homicide

Become the beast the lives inside

Sink your fangs into the skin

Drink the blood so you may live

Kill until you find the one

That will carry tainted sons

Deth brings life into dark

Infest the world and make your mark

Tonight

Go perpetuate

Go procreate

Insure homicide

Keep bloodlines alive

Our children will regress

And hunger for the flesh

They can’t be controlled

They hunger for your soul

Tonight

(Close your eyes and become the animals that you once were)

Bloodlines

I’ll take your life

I’ll give you life

Bloodlines

Life

I’ll take your life

I’ll give you life

I’ll take your life

Dethklok Ghostqueen

Mourning matron!

The harpy’s breasts!

The scowling raven!

You’ll die unblessed!

Its patronizing!

You are obsessed!

The demon’s rising!

The ghost possessed!

Go hide!

It’s all you ever do, resign!

The sickness is yours, too!

Shameful burden!

So pestilent!

The crouching coward!

Malevolent!

So disappointing, your legacy!

The feeble leper!

The entity!

Go hide!

It’s all you ever do, resign!

The sickness is yours, too!

Pass your shame on through the years,

Pay the toll in bloody tears,

It’s gonna find you!

It’s gonna find you!

Keep the poisoned hate-filled fear,

Spread the pain, it’s so severe,

It’s gonna take you!

It’s gonna take you!

It’s gonna take you!

IT’S GONNA TAKE YOU!!!

Comply!

Another’s come to preach

Defy!

Prepare your final speech

Pass your shame on through the years,

Pay the toll in bloody tears,

It’s gonna find you!

It’s gonna find you!

Keep the poisoned hate-filled fear,

Spread the pain, it’s so severe,

It’s gonna take you!

It’s gonna take you!

Suffocate,

Make yourself a good check,

The bank’s gonna blow,

So you can’t fucking take it,

This is a war!

This is a war!

This is a war!

This is a war!

IT’S GONNA TAKE YOU!!!

IT’S GONNA TAKE YOU!!!

IT’S GONNA TAKE YOU!!!

It’s gonna take you!

Dethklok Givin’ Back To You

[PICKLES]

Oh, what’s that sound?

[NATHAN]

It’s the sound of angry musicians congregating.

We’ll have to fight out way through.

[PICKLES]

Looks like we’re not out yet.

These musicians ain’t our friends.

Obscure and broke they hate us for never helping them out.

[NATHAN]

They’re holding us back.

We’re under attack.

I can fight one or two.

But not all of these dudes.

We need a plan. There’s too many of ‘em.

I can’t take em all.

We gotta think like one of em.

[PICKLES]

Looks like they got us beat.

Looks like we’ll meet defeat.

What if we gave them no reason to hate us anymore.

[NATHAN]

Gimme the pen I’m gonna write a

check so they can buy some

groceries and pay the rent.

[SKWISGAAR]

Takes my strings you could probably use ems.

[PICKLES]

Take my sticks and play the drums

[MURDERFACE]

Take my pick and play the bass.

[NATHAN]

We’re gonna help you rock this place!

[DETHKLOK]

The only way to- get on through you

is given it back. Giving to you.

We won’t beat you. But we can help you.

It took some time to realize that we are just like you.

[PICKLES]

I can’t believe how good it feels to be

giving to you, you’re giving back to me.

[2x]

[NATHAN]

Oh no, we might’ve beat em,

but these junkies, they need us to feed them.

We need some drugs.

[PICKLES]

I don’t have none.

[SKWISGAAR]

Whats we gonna do?

[MURDERFACE]

Oh shit we’re fucked!

[DR ROCKZO]

Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku

cocaine!

[DR ROCKZO]

Ku ku I’ll fend em off.

Ku ku you save yourselves.

[DETHKLOK]

The only way to get on through you

is given it back. Giving to you.

We won’t beat you.

But we can help you.

It took some time to realize that we are just like you.

[PICKLES]

It feels so good. It feels so good.

Yeah. Oh no no no no.

It feeeeels so good.

So good I’m giving to you.

Dethklok Impeach God

I’m having my cabinet

Schedule a debate

The world will be our witness

Judged in eyes of hate

I challenge the gods

To stand their ground

Taste my word sword

In your filthy mouth

Impeach God

Now

If we unite

We’ll take them down

We’ll use our strength

We’ll use our skill

We will revolt

And we will kill

I’ve gathered my congregates

Here to kill your cause

The worst of you is venomous

We’ll die to crush your laws

I’ve raised the capital

To take you down

Final word is your negation

Legacy renown

Impeach God

Now

If we unite

We’ll take them down

We’ll use our strength

We’ll use our skill

We will revolt

And we will kill

Impeach God!

We’ll cause a storm

We will unite

We’ll crush the houses

Tonight

The times come for a dark mutation

A closed whispered

Conversation

A planet’s worth of blinded trusters

Born of blackened cosmic clusters

We can’t support your industry

Aborted evil ministry

Don’t you know there’s blood on your hands

It’s time we take our final stand

Deport the hatred

Revoke the patrons

A black gestation

The dead donation

Refuse creation

Deny divination

A soul castration

For the dying nation

We will stand up and fight

Anarchy’s ruling tonight

Forcing the book to the flame

The paper so earthly defamed

Verdict will rule in our strength

Your prince we will now desecrate

The polls are showing your downfall

We’re taking it back

We’re taking it back

We are the GODS

We are the GODS

Dethklok Pickles Vs. Rehab

I hate rehab so damn much

I can’t get out, I can’t get out

They drag me back and I kick and fight

I’m spitting on chicks and starting fights

Lack of booze is killing me

I need a drink, give me a drink

Rehab sucks I wanna run away

But those doctors are making me stay and they say,

“There’re several steps you need to complete

So you can get clean, get back on your feet”

I don’t need this I don’t need your fucking help

You are all stupid idiots who can all go to hell

“Shock ’em now

There is no escape

Same goes for all of you,

until I let you out of this place

Now you all have problems, that’s the truth

You’re narcissistic parasites

But we can save you”

“But you gotta tell us why

All the reasons you got high

The reason that you use

The cause for your abuse

If we could find out why

We could teach you on the side

All the action that we’ll take

Oh, the way you’ll be saved”

“Why did you drink?”

I drink ’cause it’s cool

“Why did you drink?”

I drink because it tastes good

“Why did you abuse?”

I really like the flavor

“That answer just won’t do”

It’ll have to do, it’ll have to do, it’ll have to doooooo

“If you don’t tell me what I need to hear

You’ll never get clean You’ll always live in fear

You’ll never go home You’ll be replaced in your band

Do you know what I mean?”

Yes, I understand

When I was a boy I was traumatized

I was 6 years old and my brother lied

He burned down the garage and he blamed it on me

And that was the first time I ever had a drink

I drank, I drank I drank it all away

It’s my brother’s fault,

It’s my brother’s fault

That’s the reason that I drink

“You must forgive your brother”

No way!

Dethklok Crush The Industry

The drones keep moving

Push rocks up the mountain

The Ice will slow you

You wither and fray

Protect your lifeblood

The power feeds you

A slight sink in the structure

And it all goes away

Crush the industry

No security

Capital is worthless now

Your life I inside trade

Modernize

Desensitize

Re-colonize

Downsize

Watch it fall

Before your eyes

The numbers drop

Your money dies

Emptiness

Where there once was

There’s nothing

Borrowing

From government

There’s nothing

Commodities

The dying swine

The foul

Chemical waste

Harvesting

The rotting mouths

The molten gold is

Poisoned trash

Crush the industry

No security

Capital is worthless now

Your life I inside trade

Crush the industry

No security

Capital is worthless now

Your life I inside trade

Crush the industry! (Crush The Industry!)

Crush the industry! (Crush The Industry!)

Capital is worthless now (Crush The Industry!)

Your life I inside trade! (Crush The Industry!)