Deuce Let’s Get It Crackin’

Release the crackin’!!!!!

All the girlies with the pretty little panties, turn around let me smack both them ass cheeks, throw your cups up if you’ll get nasty

woah

Oh damn girl you’re looking real fancy, girl come on Deuces lap, I got free candy, throw your cups up, we gonna get nasty

I know how to make you happy

Let’s get it crackin’, bottles we back in town, we so plastered, so meet her in the bathroom.

She just turned 18, she calls me baby, cause she’s been waiting, all night to rape me

Let’s get it crackin’, bottles we back in town, we so plastered, so meet her in the bathroom.

She just turned 18, she calls me baby, cause she’s been waiting, all night to rape me

Here I come, rubbing on your girls clit and on her bum, oops look what I found a nice little wonder bra, she must be young cuz I can barely get on her rum, next we do the hips, so I just keep on rubbing them. Poke a hole in her butt while I’m sucking them tittles that’s fun, cuz I can do all three at once, bust a nut, let it drip drip from the tongue, Slut I just gave you anal, you still licked it up!

It’s time to find me some more girlies in the club, I like ’em black, I like ’em white, I like ‘em young, I like ‘em tall, I like ‘em short they got junk, she’s got an ass that goes like a dump truck, I know she wants to take me home, shes calling her friends at home, I got Deuce girl, so bring a bottle of rum and some condoms cuz we gon’ have a threesome

Let’s get it crackin’, bottles we back in town, we so plastered, so meet her in the bathroom.

She just turned 18, she calls me baby, cause she’s been waiting, all night to rape me

Let’s get it crackin’, bottles we back in town, we so plastered, so meet her in the bathroom.

She just turned 18, she calls me baby, cause she’s been waiting, all night to rape me Jeffree!

Pink swag, Glitter gun, high heels, here I come, make-up on in the club, fucked your mom just for fun, I’m so wet, make you wild, make you wanna pull it out oh wow, on my knees can’t breathe suck it down, I want to smear it all around, cum queen bitch I wear the crown, slice me up, baby make me drown, bare-backing it’s a touchdown.

Smacking fags is what I do, you wanna be me? HA what’s new? Spit or lube you better choose, bitch what’s a condom, no excuse, my vagina is a petting zoo, only let in ten inch dudes, just got raped by drake baby, why’d you fuck up my hair-do? It’s J E F F R E E Starr, I play your boys like a fuckin guitar, lick my ass and my surgery scars, cuz I only smash midgets and fuckin retards.

Let’s get it crackin’, bottles we back in town, we so plastered, so meet her in the bathroom.

She just turned 18, she calls me baby, cause she’s been waiting, all night to rape me

Let’s get it crackin’, bottles we back in town, we so plastered, so meet her in the bathroom.

She just turned 18, she calls me baby, cause she’s been waiting, all night to rape me

Don’t be afraid of me girl, just bend back let me rock your whole world, tonight’s gonna be one big blur, party in room three over, tittles jiggling up in here, we’re getting freaky that’s fo sure, drinking that ice cold bud, I was born to rock this world.

GO! This place has turned into a festival

GO! It’s turned, it’s transsexual

GO! Extraterrestrial

GO! Let’s go Let’s go Let’s go

GO! This place has turned into a festival

GO! It’s turned, it’s transsexual

GO! Swrilin’ like a carousel

GO! Let’s go Let’s go Let’s GO!!!

Let’s get it crackin’, bottles we back in town, we so plastered, so meet her in the bathroom.

She just turned 18, she calls me baby, cause she’s been waiting, all night to rape me

Let’s get it crackin’, bottles we back in town, we so plastered, so meet her in the bathroom.

She just turned 18, she calls me baby, cause she’s been waiting, all night to rape me

All the girlies with the pretty little panties, turn around let me smack both them ass cheeks, throw your cups up if you’ll get nasty

woah

Oh damn girl you’re looking real fancy, girl come on Deuces lap, I got free candy, throw your cups up, we gonna get nasty

woah

Deuce It’s Alright It’s Okay

It’s alright, yeah, it’s okay

Keep saying my name, you won’t put me to shame

Say what you say, but you got nothing on me

Two can play this game, but I ain’t going away

You can keep on talking

But homie, I am not stopping

You wanna give me your problems

I ain’t gonna be the one to solve ’em

Just because you’re jobless

Don’t mean I gotta be your target

I keep the whole crowd pumping

While you’re gonna be forgotten

We have nothing in common

You’re falling to the bottom

This is life, not stardom

You better be ready, I’m coming

Whoa, it’s just too late

Whoa, to get rid of me

Whoa, I’m not going away

No more apologies

It’s alright, yeah, it’s okay

Keep saying my name, you won’t put me to shame

Say what you say, but you got nothing on me

Two can play this game, but I ain’t going away

Yeah, it’s alright, yeah, it’s okay

I’m the one you blame cause you’re fucking insane

Say what you say, but you got nothing on me

Two can play this game, but I ain’t going away

Whatever you’ve been popping

Is gonna outline you in chalk, bitch

You make me so damn nauseous

I wanna just puke on your coffin

You’ll be Philip Hoffman

Choking on your own vomit

While these kids keep on moshing

To the hate that I’m causing

I’m gonna be your problem

Like me with no condom

You ain’t got no options

I’m coming out swinging like thunder

Whoa, it’s just too late

Whoa, to get rid of me

Whoa, I’m not going away

No more apologies

It’s alright, yeah, it’s okay

Keep saying my name, you won’t put me to shame

Say what you say, but you got nothing on me

Two can play this game, but I ain’t going away

Yeah, it’s alright, yeah, it’s okay

I’m the one you blame cause you’re fucking insane

Say what you say, but you got nothing on me

Two can play this game, but I ain’t going away

I can’t do this on my own

Break the fucking status quo

Easy come and easy go

Welcome to the Big Deuce Show

Just like presto

Both you are zero

Back in the game, oh

I’m not their shadow

It’s alright, yeah, it’s okay

Keep saying my name, you won’t put me to shame

Say what you say, but you are nothing to me

Two can play this game, but I ain’t going away

Yeah, it’s alright, yeah, it’s okay

I’m the one you blame cause you’re fucking insane

Say what you say, but you got nothing on me

Two can play this game, but I ain’t going away

It’s alright, yeah, it’s okay

I’m not going away

It’s alright, yeah, it’s okay

No apologies

I can’t do this on my own

Break the fucking status quo

Easy come and easy go

Welcome to the Big Deuce Show

Deuce America

[Chorus:]

They wanna see blood,

They wanna see hate,

Like a needle in your vein,

A sickness with no name,

In a world that’s insane,

Why’s America to blame

When you’re praying for a change to a God with no face?

They wanna see blood,

They wanna see hate,

Like a fucking AK,

It’s going up in flames,

In a world that’s insane,

Why’s America to blame

When you’re praying for a change to a God with no face?

You can’t tell me what to say,

‘Cause I’ve got one religion,

And I’ve got one decision,

It’s a big fuck you!

I keep spitting in your face,

Every month and every day,

Every time you hear my name,

My middle fingers up too.

You think I owe you,

But I ain’t got no room for these hoes,

Cause they ain’t no good,

I ain’t living by your rules.

You’re getting older,

Full of liquor, you’re bloated,

And you wanna be noticed,

But you’re dying so slowly.

So when they point the finger,

You flip one back,

And say fuck that.

Fuck that!

So when they point the finger,

We’ll flip ours back,

And say fuck that.

Fuck that!

[Chorus 2x]

Eenie meenie minie moe,

Each one of us gonna know,

That your time is coming soon,

Cause there ain’t enough room,

In this world for us two.

Yeah, I hate to break the news,

But I’ma break it in this music,

To let the world know who,

Who you’ve been using,

Who you’re abusing,

It’s the suits you’ve being fooling.

But you know that you’re useless,

So he’s been acting so ruthless,

Deep inside you’re just ruined,

Cause I keep on moving here,

To show you the truth bitch!

So when they point the finger,

You flip one back,

And say fuck that.

Fuck that!

So when they point the finger,

We’ll flip ours back,

And say fuck that.

Fuck that!

[Chorus]

Why can’t you die? [2x]

Motherfucker just die [2x]

No more goodbyes [2x]

Just fucking die! [2x]

They wanna see blood,

They wanna see hate,

Like a needle in your vein,

A sickness with no name,

In a world that’s insane,

Why’s America to blame

When you’re praying for a change to a God with no face?

They wanna see blood,

They wanna see hate,

Like a needle in your vein,

A sickness with no name.

So when they point the finger,

You flip one back,

And say fuck that.

Fuck that!

They wanna see blood,

They wanna see hate,

Like a fucking AK,

It’s going up in flames.

So when they point the finger,

We’ll flip ours back,

And say fuck that.

Fuck that!

Deuce Dreams

You showed me all of your dreams

You showed me all of your fears

Now I see that you’re alone

Now I see that you’re alone

Now I see that you fell apart again

And I can see that we’re near the end

Now I see that you fell apart again

And I can see that there’s nothing left

You made it harder to feel

You made me see everything

Now I see that you’re alone

Now I see that you’re alone

Now I see that you fell apart again

And I can see that we’re near the end

Now I see that you fell apart again

And I can see that there’s nothing left

The nights go by

As you slip away

All these thoughts they’re just a shade

Tomorrow’s gone

So here’s our song

Before the light goes, we’ll stay long

Now I see that you fell apart again

And I can see that we’re near the end

Now I see that you fell apart again

And I can see that there’s nothing left

Deuce I Came To Party

[Deuce:]

I thought I told ya, I came to party.

[Deuce:]

Hey bar tender, can I get a cup?

Tonight’s my night and I’m gettin’ fucked up.

I hope I still got the charm, got the luck,

’cause all these bitches and ho’s look like so much fun.

[Travie McCoy:]

And I just stepped in the club,

feelin’ my self like a braille book,

double-fistin’ two pitchers of pale ale,

both stale as fuck.

And all these busted females

lined up at the bathroom,

in and out,

we know what they doin’.

[Chorus – Deuce:]

I came to party, I came to party.

Hands up girl give me that body.

I can tell you want somethin’ from me,

’cause everything you think girl I can see.

I came to party, I came to party.

Hands up girl give me that body.

I’m a make you mine before I leave,

‘Cause every little thing you do to me,

got me goin’ crazy.

[Deuce:]

I thought I told ya, I came to party.

[Deuce:]

Let’s have a party girl,

you can bring your friends tonight,

after the club

we can play all the games you like.

Yeah the stakes are high,

but if your cards right,

you’ll be wakin’ up naked;

what happened last night?

[Travie McCoy:]

Too bad you’re, just another notch in the bedpost,

tryin’ a get close and cuddly.

My girl stays in Brooklyn,

you just my west-coast fuck buddy.

Get that through your skull girl,

I’m here for one night,

and please quit fuckin’ up my buzz ’cause

[Chorus – Deuce]

[Deuce:]

I thought I told ya. I came to party

Ya I came, I came, to party

[Truth:]

Sip, sip, sip, sip, sippin’ on some bomb shit.

Tick, tick, tick, tick, its about that time bitch.

Sip, sip, sip, sip, we party hard and never quit,

west coast, east coast, yeah you lovin’ it.

Sip, sip, sip, sip, sippin’ on some bomb shit.

Tick, tick, tick, tick, its about that time bitch.

Sip, sip, sip, sip, we party hard and never quit,

Deuce, Truth, Travie, yeah you lovin’ it.

[Deuce:] Yeah you L L L L lovin’ it.

[Chorus – Deuce]

Deuce Famous

After everything I’ve been through

You’ve got the nerve to walk in my shoes

Everything could’ve been simple

Till you went and talked this shit-load

Now I’m the new Justin Bieber

Like what I work for I don’t deserve

Think that I’ll go soft like Weezer?

Not until the sky is filled with ether

I’m the Grim Reaper

Look in your mirror

And let these words

Bring you a little bit nearer

Hell is gone, watch, I’m back

Cause I’ve jumped from the way back

Then when my ass was blowing up, yeah

I always get a “who is that?”

Cause I’m slumped, man

Claiming that we’re lovers like all we do is fuck!

So you wanna be famous?

You wanna be just like me, shameless?

Living in the fast lane, but you’re nameless

You wanna change the game? You’ll never change it

So you wanna be famous?

You wanna be just like me and take this

Like it’s your last day, it’s your last wish?

You wanna change the game? You’ll never change this

You think you can be just like me?

Strike with lightning and leave so easy?

All these wannabe Slim Shady

Sound-alikes just drive me crazy

I know you wanna be hated

Before you push up them daisies

You ain’t motherfucking mainstream

Ain’t ever gonna be with no Beyonce

You can’t see me

Mysteriously

Just let yourself follow me

Now, so freely

Hell is gone, watch, I’m back

Cause I’ve jumped from the way back

Then when my ass was blowing up, yeah

I always get a “who is that?”

Cause I’m slumped, man

Claiming that we’re lovers like all we do is fuck!

So you wanna be famous?

You wanna be just like me, shameless?

Living in the fast lane, but you’re nameless

You wanna change the game? You’ll never change it

So you wanna be famous?

You wanna be just like me and take this

Like it’s your last day, it’s your last wish?

You wanna change the game? You’ll never change this

[Gadjet:]

No one in the game is on my level, can’t get up to where I take this

I am the devil and no one can fucking tame this

Go grab a shovel, I’mma dig your fucking grave, pricks

Then I’mma take a shit on your fucking faces

Before I bury you, I’m going through some changes

I know it’s scaring you to feel the pain and anguish

It isn’t fair to you, Gadjet is the greatest, he don’t compare to you

All haters on hiatus, they gon’ have to hate us later

Somewhere in the afterlife, cause up in this really can’t fade us

Even then they won’t be able, fuck a name and fuck a label

Fuck everything, I’m not clinically sane

They’ve got the papers

So you wanna be famous?

You wanna be just like me, shameless?

Living in the fast lane, but you’re nameless

You wanna change the game? You’ll never change it

So you wanna be famous?

You wanna be just like me and take this

Like it’s your last day, it’s your last wish?

You wanna change the game? You’ll never change this

Miley, your camel toe makes me sick

Adam Levine’s got a small ass dick

I wanna keep on talking shit

Till I’m filthy fucking rich

Gaga, your mom says to suck on this

While Elton John needs a salad, bitch

I’m not gonna get in the music ‘biz

But I’m still gonna profit from it

Deuce Freaky Now

Truth, Deuce, Jeffree Star…

She wants to lick my body,

And I want to lick her body.

So let’s all have a party,

Lick each other,

Let’s get naughty.

She thinks that I’m a hotty,

And I know she likes it doggie.

Oh Ah, La Di Da Di.

Oh Ah, Touch my body.

Girl Let’s get Freaky Now.

Lick you all up and down.

I got them lips,

I’ll make you drip until you twist all around.

I want to feel them legs, Because it ain’t time for sex.

You’ve got them hips, You’ve got them lips

I want to feel the rest.

I like boys and girls and rockstars

Even virgins wanna come into my snack bar.

Don’t hate me because I fucked your favorite band.

Beer bottle in my pussy, Let’s do a keg stand (bing).

And let me show you how to sit on that dick.

America’s Next Top Model, Click Click.

I’m the ringleader Girls follow my trends.

Got Hannah Montana doing anal with my friends.

Pull my hair, Scratch my back, Beat me like Rihanna.

I love ass to mouth and black cock like Obama, what?

We showed you how to turn off the lights

So give me some fucking Twilight neck bites.

Deuce is going to get your coochie real loose

So I’m a line up your men and play duck duck goose.

Girl Let’s get Freaky Now.

Lick you all up and down.

I got them lips,

I’ll make you drip until you twist all around.

I want to feel them legs, Because it ain’t time for sex.

You’ve got them hips, You’ve got them lips

I want to feel the rest.

Oh, Look who’s back with his favorite transvestite.

In the back sittin’ V.I.P, That’s right.

And you’re still waiting outside with a girl, mad.

Because I got into the front line, with a gun.

Yeah it’s all fun till your laid out with your brains out

And you end up on the other side of the club.

With your face down.

While my whole club bangs out of control.

It’s out of this world.

The way you shake them hips make me like “Damn Girl”.

The way them lips taste make me think damn sure

That your sucking dick straight from the men’s bathroom.

A little drip drip because you suck a dick quick.

It’s awesome, bitch, Then you realize “Oh Shit!”

Took that shit out,

When it smelt like cold fish.

A little Chlamydia ain’t gonna do shit.

Girl Let’s get Freaky Now.

Lick you all up and down.

I got them lips,

I’ll make you drip until you twist all around.

I want to feel them legs, Because it ain’t time for sex.

You’ve got them hips, You’ve got them lips

I want to feel the rest.

I’m from the West Coast, Bentleys and palm trees.

You can tell his army you’re looking at his car keys.

Got a problem, Add it up, Damn right, I’m tatted up.

California, Stand up, And go on, put your hands up.

I’m sipping on whatever, So she can look better.

I don’t want a problem, So I bought the condoms.

Truth is in the house, She must be in some luck.

I’ve seen her at the club, And heard she wants to fuck.

I’m gangster like white walls, Sitting on a regal.

I hear no, I see no, I speak no evil.

Rock your boat, baby I’m the coolest skipper.

Live up in this hospital, Ain’t nobody sicker.

Balling, baby, My truth speak for itself.

I got the LVs on the bag, Just to match the belt.

I like the smiles on your bitch and that’s a fact

I put some miles on your bitch and send her ass back

That’s right.

Girl Let’s get Freaky Now.

Lick you all up and down.

I got them lips,

I’ll make you drip until you twist all around.

I want to feel them legs, Because it ain’t time for sex.

You’ve got them hips, You’ve got them lips

I want to feel the rest.

These ladies go crazy, They wanna have all my babies.

They love me because I’m famous, And haters hate that I made it.

Oh baby, Oh baby.

Let me get in your Mercedes, I know you got a friend or two, maybe.

I hope she ain’t think we’re dating.

I’m heroin, I’m like ecstasy.

All these girls want sex from me.

Blowing up my phone, Always texting me.

All they want to do is get next to me.

I’m schizo, I’m loco.

They’re mad because I’m rolling solo.

I’m rich trying to get that mo-dough.

And in the bed these girls say I’m a mofo.

Girl Let’s get Freaky Now.

Lick you all up and down.

I got them lips,

I’ll make you drip until you twist all around.

I want to feel them legs, Because it ain’t time for sex.

You’ve got them hips, You’ve got them lips

I want to feel the rest.

You know you like that, hoe.

You know what it is.

Nine Lives, Bitch.

Deuce Miracle

I don’t need no psychologist

Trying to figure out why I got these fucking problems

I’m a motherfucking anarchist

And ain’t nobody ever gonna be able to solve ’em

I don’t care what you want to call ’em

It’s too late to fix me, I’m at Rock Bottom

I’d rather blow my brains with a shotgun

Than stand here listening to your fucking nonsense

I guess that’s all you offer

So why do I even bother?

I don’t need all your doctors

To make me feel like a million dollars

Instead of trying to escape

Or just looking the other way

I will learn from my mistakes

Learn to communicate

I need to find a way, I need a miracle

I need to know If I’m all alone in this world

I need to heal these wounds deep down inside my soul

I need to know where this path will go for me tomorrow

You say that you’re on edge

Because you pop a couple Xannies with some random loser friends

Say I’m a bum, but you’re homeless yourself

The biggest loser of them all, living in the flesh

I don’t care how low you hang down your belt

If your poetry’s deep, homie, it ain’t heartfelt

I don’t care if you’ve had it up to here

I’m gonna kick your ass, make it nice and clear

You wanna talk but sweat inches

When you act and look like a sinclair

You wanna act tough, but you’re shit, don’t sing

But when you’re heard, it’s always like your heart sinks

Instead of trying to escape

Or just looking the other way

I will learn from my mistakes

Learn to communicate

I need to find a way, I need a miracle

I need to know If I’m all alone in this world

I need to heal these wounds deep down inside my soul

I need to know where this path will go for me tomorrow

No more sorrow

No pills to swallow

It’s me or you, just follow

I will not sell my soul

You want to place us on the same boat

Thank God I got a mind of my own

I might be crazy holding on to this rope

Fucking you up like Geronimo

This birdie’s still safely in his soul

Floating all around around like a fucking ghost

Don’t really care how I’m diagnosed

This song is when the bomb drops, it pretty much goes

I need to find a way, I need a miracle

I need to know If I’m all alone in this world

I need to heal these wounds deep down inside my soul

I need to know where this path will go for me tomorrow

I need to find a way, I need a miracle

I need to know If I’m all alone in this world

I need to heal these wounds deep down inside my soul

I need to know where this path will go for me tomorrow

Deuce Circles (Remix)

Take my hand, lets go

Somewhere we can rest our souls

We’ll sit where it’s warm

You’ll say ‘Look, we’re here alone’

[Chorus]

I was runnin’ in circles, I hurt myself

Just to find my purpose

Everything was so worthless, I didn’t deserve this,

But to me, you were perfect

I’m scattered through this life,

If this is life, I’ll say goodbye

She’s gone like an angel,

With wings, let me burn tonight!

[Chorus]

Now watch my wounds, they turn to dust

Watch me heal, so I can love

I need to breathe so I can touch

Touch the waters in the ocean

When I breathe, it’s like a rush

I can finally feel the trust

I can finally lead my lust

It’s like I bleed, but I don’t bust

So hold my hand, see the sky, see the waters, see the sun

If it’s cold, I’ll keep you warm

There’s no need, then go back home

It’s just me, it’s just you, now we’re free

We’re all alone

Every problem has it’s hope

And I promise I can fix them on my own

[Chorus x2]

I’ve gone away, seen better times than yesterday

It’s hard to say, that everything will be okay

I’ve gone away, seen better times than yesterday

It’s hard to say, that everything will be okay

Deuce Surface Air

Breathing the surface air

I feel that everyone’s alone

And I can hold on tightly

Through all this pain, you seem to go

Away

It’s only me and you today

‎I feel

All the rest of this gone away

Gone away

So let me run

Where the sun is gone

I’m feeling alone

It’s taking me so long to know

Where the sun is gone

It’s taking me so long to know‎

Seeing you walk away

It’s hurting me to play this game

I’m feeling so lost and lonely

So much I wanted you to say

To me

It’s only me and you today

I feel

All the rest of this gone away

The things we used to be

So let me run

Where the sun is gone

I’m feeling alone

It’s taking me so long to know

Where the sun is gone

I’m feeling alone

It’s taking me so long to know

So let me run

Where the sun is gone

I’m feeling alone

It’s taking me so long to know

Where the sun is gone

I’m feeling alone

It’s taking me so long to know‎