Frank Zappa “A Tunnel Into Muck”

[John:] Maybe the kayak is just a big worm

[Monica:] I found that to be a possibility

[Spider:] The worms stop in the tunnels sometimes

[John:] Where are the tunnels?

[Spider:] They’re in the muck

[John:] In the muck?

[Spider:] Yeah, you saw the muck

[John:] But, you know, whenever I try to tunnel into muck, it always collapses on me

Frank Zappa A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono

[FZ:] Good night!

[John Lennon:] Good night, thank you!

[Yoko Ono:] Thank, thank you

[John Lennon:] We’d like to thank Frank for having us on here

[Yoko Ono:] Yeah, he’s great, isn’t he? He’s the greatest . . .

Frank Zappa Amnesia Vivace

LA LA LALA LA LA LALALA LAH LAH LAH LA LA

LA LA LA LA OOOOOOOOH!

(Chunka Chunka Chunka . . . )

LA LA LA LALA . . .

My darling . . . you mean so very much to me . . . I love

you so deeply! It just makes me . . .

LA LA LA LA LA LA etc.

(Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Prunes, Prunes)

I hardly recognize you, darling . . . Oh, I’ll never forget you, darling. . .

(Prunes, Duke of Prunes, Prunes, Prunes)

Oh I suppose I will forget you eventually . . . In fact, I’ve already forgotten you . . .

(Duke of Prunes, Prunes, Prunes)

What is your name? Nice to see you again.

Frank Zappa “There’s No Lust In Jazz”

Okay, it’s, uh, just about time, you guys, what d’you say?

[?]

Uh . . .

One?

Rolling?

Rolling . . . Frank is rolling

Rolling? It’s rolling . . . ?

One!

Test two

Test . . . three

Oh, now this is what I call brotherly love

Man, chics are really harm, man. Now there are tits

Hey you’re taking between that baby [?]

Aaaaah . . .

No stopping!

Oh, I’m telling you . . .

There is a chic where I’m hung

Oh yes . . . And she enjoys every moment

She wants you Dick

She’s waiting for your big . . .

Now listen

Bwana?

She said give me the guy with the throb

AAH!

Oh . . . really?

Okay, enough

What can you say?

See you later

See, this is what happens when you join up a rock group, George, get off that jazz syndrome . . . there’s no lust in jazz

Frank Zappa Absolutely Free

[Suzy:] I don’t do publicity balling for you anymore

[FZ:] The first word in this song is discorporate. It means to leave your body

Discorporate & come with me

Shifting; drifting

Cloudless; starless

VELVET VALLEYS & A SAPPHIRE

SEA: Wah Wah

Unbind your mind

There is no time

To lick your stamps

And paste them in

DISCORPORATE

And we will begin . . .WAH WAH!

(Flower Power Sucks)

Diamonds on velvets on goldens on vixen

On comet & cupid on donner & blitzen

On up & away & afar & a go-go

Escape from the weight of your corporate logo!

UNBIND YOUR MIND

THERE IS NO TIME

Boin-n-n-n-n-n-g

TO LICK YOUR STAMPS

AND PASTE THEM IN

DISCORPORATE

AND WE’LL BEGIN

FREEDOM! FREEDOM!

KINDLY LOVING!

YOU’LL BE ABSOLUTELY FREE

ONLY IF YOU WANT TO BE

Dreaming on cushions of velvet & satin

To music by magic by people that happen

To enter the world of a strange purple Jello

The dreams as they live them are all mellow yellow

UNBIND YOUR MIND

THERE IS NO TIME

Boin-n-n-n-n-n-g

TO LICK YOUR STAMPS

AND PASTE THEM IN

DISCORPORATE

AND WE’LL BEGIN

FREEDOM! FREEDOM!

KINDLY LOVING!

YOU’LL BE ABSOLUTELY FREE

ONLY IF YOU WANT TO BE

YOU’LL BE ABSOLUTELY FREE

ONLY IF YOU WANT TO BE

Frank Zappa Are You Hung Up?

[EC:] Uh . . . Uh . . . Uh Uh . . . Uh . . . Uh . . . d’you, are you, ARE YOU HUNG UP? ARE YOU HUNG UP?

[Girl:] Outa site!

[EC:] Outa site, yeah -listen, uhm, d’you, are you . . .? ARE YOU HUNG UP?

[Girl:] Ha ha . . . ! What does that mean?

[EC:] Are you strung up, are you? ARE YOU HUNG UP?

[Girl:] I don’t . . . I don’t . . . I can’t understand . . . Outa site!

[EC:] Outa site, yeah -listen, uhm, d’you, are you . . .? ARE YOU HUNG UP?

[Gary Kellgren:] One of these days I am going to erase all the tape in the world . . . In the world . . . world . . . Tomorrow I may do it . . . All the Frank Zappa Masters . . . Nothing . . . Blank . . . Empty . . . Space . . . That’s what they are now . . . Blank . . . Empty . . . Space . . . Oh, I know he’s sitting in there, in the control room now, listening to everything I say, but I really don’t care . . . Hello Frank Zappa!

[JCB:] Hi, boys & girls, I’m Jimmy Carl Black, I’m the Indian of the group!

Frank Zappa A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes

Why don’t you strap on this here bunch

Of cardboard boxes, daddy-o?

Joy of my desiring

You’ll certainly look suave and get me hot

Hot, hot, get me hot and

Horny

(Ow!)

If there’s one thing I really get off on

(Yay!)

It’s a nun suit painted on some old boxes

Some old melodies

4/4

An aura

An areola

Pink gums

Stumpy gray teeth

Dental floss

Gets me hot

Wanna watch a dental hygiene movie