Jack White Trash Tongue Talker

[Verse 1:]

I got no truck with you, woman

Always comin’ over when I ain’t home

You hand a buck to me baby

Tried your luck, you tried to get in my song

Oh well your mama was a bastard

Had your plastered face all over the scene

You got hassled by your daddy

Always pushing trying to make you come clean

[Hook:]

You broke your tongue talking trash

Now you’re tryin’ to bring your garbage to me

I got some words for your ass

You better find somebody else up the street

Two monkeys jumping on the bed

And one fell off and hit his head on the ground

The other monkey called the doctor

Said another body dead on the ground

[Repeat Verse 1]

[Hook]

Jack White Get In The Mind Shaft

I’ve been walking down by the river

For hours

Past sailors, that house

Less tattoos than the average teenager

There’s a man fishing

And selling what he catches

A dollar a head

I’ve been sitting near you

For a long time now

And he’s yet to look over

I have a strange feeling

That I know this man

That it’s me

I think it’s me

Let’s try it

Can you hear me now?

Am I invisible to you?

Out of the blue now

Out of the blue now

Can you hear me now?

Am I invisible to you?

Get in the mind shaft

Can it be? Can it be?

Can it be? Can it be?

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Can you hear me now?

Get in the mind shaft

Get in the mind shaft

Come inside

Come inside

Can you hear me now?

Deep inside me, now

Ah, ah, ah, ah

Get in the mind shaft

Can you hear me now?

Jack White You Are The Sunshine Of My Life

You are the sunshine of my life

That’s why I’ll always be around

You are the apple of my eye

Forever you’ll stay in my heart

I feel like this is the beginning

Though I’ve loved you for a million years

And if I thought our love was ending

I’d find myself drowning in my own tears

You are the sunshine of my life

That’s why I’ll always be around

You are the apple of my eye

Forever you’ll stay in my heart

You must have known that I was lonely

Because you came to my rescue

And I know that this must be heaven

How could so much love be inside of you?

You are the sunshine of my life

That’s why I’ll always be around

You are the apple of my eye

Forever you’ll stay in my heart

Jack White 2 Fingers Of Whiskey

I cheated just to get on by

Yea, I cheated just to get on by

If I can’t save my sinning ways

Gonna keep on getting high

I’m sleeping off a weekend drunk

I’m sleeping off a weekend drunk

When I’m awake I’m looking back

At all the ships I sunk

Two fingers of whiskey

Good old fashioned rye

Wish I were bound for glory

And prohibition dry

Two fingers of whiskey

That is all I need

To keep drownin the devil

Living in me

Living in me

I’m hanging on the hook of the moon

I’m hanging on that crescent moon

If I don’t get out of this bottle

Lord you’re gonna see me soon

Just like a dog, I wanna howl

Like an old dog, I wanna howl

Used up all of my aces

Who is gonna save me now?

Two fingers of whiskey

Good old fashioned rye

Wish I were bound for glory

And prohibition dry

Two fingers of whiskey

That is all I need

To keep drownin the devil

Living in me

Living in me

Two fingers of whiskey

Good old fashioned rye

Wish I were bound for glory

And prohibition dry

Two fingers of whiskey

That is all I need

To keep drowning the devil

Living in me

Living in me

Living in me

Jack White Everything You’ve Ever Learned

Hello

Welcome to Everything You’ve Ever Learned

Brought to you by

Hello

Welcome to Everything You’ve Ever Learned

Sponsored by

Hello, hello

Welcome to Everything You’ve Ever Learned

Brought to you by

Do you want everything?

Then you can have everything

What is everything?

Do you wish for nothing?

Then you will have nothing

Now that is something

Do you wanna see it all?

Well, you can just open your eyes

The one who is prepared, is never surprised

Do you wanna question everything?

Then think of a good question

Do you wanna start a fire?

Well you can watch it burn

Do you wanna learn?

Then shut up and learn

Do you wanna learn?

Then shut up

Shut up

Shut up and learn

Shut up and learn

Jack White That Black Bat Licorice

What?

Behave yourself

Behave yourself

You need to behave yourself, boy

Yeah, she’s built for speed like a black castrum doloris

Good for the needy, like Nietzsche, Freud and Horace

But I’m skinflint, broke, making no money, making jokes

But baby, I won’t joke with you

My feet are burning like a Roman hypocaust

But the Romans are gone, they changed their name because they lost

She writes letters like a Jack Chick comic

Just a bunch of propaganda, make my fingers histrionic; like this,

And this

I mean, she’s my baby

But she makes me get avuncular

And when my monkey is jumping

I got no time for making up to her

I fantasize about the hospital

The army, asylum, confinement, in prison

Any place where there’s a cot to clear my vision

I spit it out

Whatever’s in my mouth

Just like that Black Bat Licorice

Yeah, that Black Bat Licorice

That Black Bat Licorice

That Black Bat Licorice

Yeah

I wanna cut out my tongue and let you hold onto it for me

Cause without my skill to amplify my sounds it might get boring

I’ve got the with of a staircase with atomic clock precision

And the phases of the moon directing all of my decisions like this

Women need to know, I play dumb like Columbo

And get my feelings hurt and move to New York like I’m Dumbo

Don’t you want to lose the part of the brain that has opinions?

To not even know what you are doing, or care about yourself or your species in the billions

Yeah, I have to spit it out

Oh, whatever’s in my mouth

I have to spit it out (behave your self)

Just like that Black Bat Licorice

That Black Bat Licorice

That Black Bat Licorice, I never liked it, I never will

Now state the same damn thing with the violin

Whatever you feed me

I feed you right back

But it will do no good

Jack White Love Is Blindness

One, two, three

Two, two, three

Love is blindness,

I don’t wanna see

Won’t you wrap the night

Around me

Oh, my heart

Love is blindness.

I’m in a parked car

On a crowded street,

And I see my love

Made complete.

The thread is ripping

The knot is slipping.

Love is blindness.

Love is clockworks,

And it’s cold steel

Fingers too numb to feel

Squeeze the handle

Blow out the candle

Blindness

Love is blindness

I don’t wanna see

Won’t you wrap the night

Around me

Oh my love

Blindness

A little death

Without mourning

No call

No Warning

Baby, a dangerous idea…

Almost makes…sense

Love is drowning

In a deep well

All the secrets

And no body else to tell

Take the money

Why don’t you honey

Blindness

Love is blindness,

I’m so sick of it,

I don’t wanna see

Why don’t you just take the night

And wrap it all around me, now

Oh my love

Blindness

Oh, I’m too numb to feel…

Blow out the candle.

Blindness.

Jack White Machine Gun Silhouette

I wore a shirt one day with a machine gun silhouette

Sportin’ a rainbow clip

I had this gun guy staring at me

Wondering where I got it

And he just about flipped over it!

I don’t know his name, yeah, but just the same

He buys a literal mountain of death

And I lost 5 or 6 bidding wars against him

Yeah, until I had no money left

I said until I had no money left

Yeah, until I had no money left

Oh!

I don’t want you getting hurt if you’re too disappointed

If the feathers are broken and dead

The birds look good in person

But not in the photos

And super vice versa, I bet!

I’ve seen the auctioneer getting pretty frustrated

If something good gets under bid

When I went down there

I got pretty damned suspicious

But he seems like a pretty good kid

Yeah, he seems like a pretty good kid

Well, he seems like a pretty good kid!

This joint’s been around for a while

And it feels like the same old crowd each time

But there’s always that chance

Of a shill biddin’ trucker

Trying to help the old man make a dime

There’s one gun guy coming straight out of Texas

Doesn’t keep not one for himself

He’s got a kingdom of gun shops

He likes to decorate ’em

With the trophies of somebody else

Yeah, the trophies of somebody else

Well, the trophies of somebody else!

Jack White Respect Commander

She commands my respect

She commands my respect

And I can’t recollect

I’m at a time in my life

She has all my respect

She has all my respect

And I cannot protect

My heart from her command

And she’s stringin’ me along

I’m ’bout to break, it’s strong, so I can’t detect it

She’s comin’ up behind me in the mornin’

Lovin’ when I least expect it

Every single thing about this situation

Says I can’t be wrong

And every time she gets her satisfaction

I want her to control me all night long

Jack White Why Walk A Dog?

Why does a dog need to be walked?

Three birds fighting out in the yard

But I don’t know what they’re fighting about

So why does a dog need to listen whenever you shout?

These cats seem to blow

Everyone’s mind, but mine

What is so funny

About beasts above understanding?

Are you their master?

Did you buy them at the store?

Did they know they were a cure

For you to stop being bored?

So somebody mated them

And took their babies away from them

Stuck a price tag on their nose

And now you’re buying it clothes

So why does a dog need to be walked?