Jackyl I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

I’m crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob

Mister City Policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run

I’m crying, I’m crying

I’m crying, I’m crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don’t come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob

Expert textpert choking smokers

Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snied

I’m crying

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob

Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo

Jackyl Heaven Don’t Want Me

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Well Heaven don’t want me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over

Yea, I’ve been known to throw a damper on a party or two

And I chewed up and swallowed my own four-leaf clover

Now Heaven don’t want me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over

The Twelfth of never came

And I stood the one to blame

Redheaded stepchild in the face of all that’s good

And I came to understand my life’s in my hands

Can’t ever bear to think of givin’ up control again

I’m takin’ over

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Far from the beaten path left of the aftermath

It was never my intention to try and tow the line

Anything, all or nothin’

Justify the means at end

Seize the moment, Seize the day

You never cease to stand in my way

Now I’m takin’ over

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I came to understand my life is in my hands

Can’t even bear giving up control again

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Jackyl Nobody’s Fault

Lord I must be dreaming, what else could this be

Everybody’s screamin’, runnin’ for the sea

Holy lands are sinkin’, birds take to the sky

The prophets all are stinkin’ drunk, I know the reason why

Eyes are full of desire, mind is so ill at ease

Everything is on fire, shit piled up to the knees

Out of rhyme or reason, everyone’s to blame

Children of the season don’t be lame

Sorry, you’re so sorry, don’t be sorry

Man has known and now he’s blown it upside down

And hell’s the only sound

We did an awful job and now they say it’s nobody’s fault

Old Saint Andres seven years ago

Shove it up their richters, red lights stop and go

Noblemen of courage listen with their ears

Spoke but how discouragin’ when no one really hears

One of these days you’ll be sorry, too many houses on the stilt

Three million years or just a story, four on the floor up to the hilt

Out of rhyme or reason, everyone’s to blame

Children of the season don’t be lame

Sorry, you’re so sorry, don’t be sorry

Man has known and now he’s blown it upside down

And hell’s the only sound

We did an awful job and now we’re just a little too late

Eyes are full of desire, mind is so ill at ease

Everything is on fire, shit piled up to the knees

California showtime, 5 o’clock the news

Said everybody’s concubine was prone to take a snooze

Sorry, you’re so sorry, don’t be sorry

Man has known and now he’s blown it upside down

And hell’s the only sound

We did an awful job and now we’re just a little too late

Jackyl Secret Of The Bottle

I feel better when I’m drinking, it just seems to ease my mind

And all my worries and troubles, they just seem to fade behind

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Oh the secret of the bottle it may never be known

So I’ll raise my glass and propose a toast and this one baby is for you

I start to laugh when I’m drinking, I may tell a joke or two

Sometimes I’ll even pretend that I’m still in love with you

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And you ask me if I’ve felt pain

After all that I’ve been through

I’ve paid more than just my dues

I felt the pain of you

I feel the pain when I’m drinking, it just don’t seem to cut as deep

And when I lay down without you it makes it easy to go to sleep

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Jackyl Open For Business

AJ drives to his general store

And for the millionth time he unlocks the door

His wife’s not around, she’s been dead for years

When I was a kid they used to sell me beers

Why he even bothers to open the door

The store’s completely empty from ceiling to floor

Everyday open for business

Lay your hand cause the dealing’s done

Life goes on and on day after day

Just like AJ, got to find you a way

To open for business

The cracks in the wall is like the lines in his face

They run deep in to show that you can never replace

All the years go by and the place that he’s found

They say the shit is coming through

He said build it up around

Wonder how he managed to stay

In an old empty building

He makes it OK

Everyday open for business

Lay your hand cause the dealing’s done

Life goes on and on day after day

Just like AJ, got to find you a way

To open for business

Everyday open for business

Life goes on and on and on and on

He drives his ’38 Ford to the general store

And for the millionth time he unlocks the door

The gas pumps are gone from where they were before

Is this good or bad?

He’s gonna do a little more

Everyday open for business

Lay your hand cause the dealing’s done

Life goes on and on day after day

Just like AJ, got to find you a way to

Everyday open for business

Lay your hand cause the dealing’s done

Life goes on and on and on and on

Just like AJ, got to find you a way to

Everyday open for business

Everyday open for business

Jackyl She Loves My Cock

See the bird on the barstool looking for a jerk

If she likes the way he looks she’ll put his ass to work

And you know she’s been all around the block

She’s tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock

But she loves my cock

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Loves my cock

She loves my cock

Loves my cock

She loves my cock

Ain’t no need to change it, that’s just the way it is

got to find a bigger jerk, she got to have his jiz

And you know she’s been around the block

She’s tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock

But she loves my cock

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There’s as many hands on her as the knob on the door

She’s such a pretty pretty pretty little whore

To get my cock she’d walk through the flames of hell

Cause I can always tell when she’s coming

I can always tell

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Jackyl Misery Loves Company

These latter days are growing strange

Crazy ways and constant change

And the lines are down that we must cross

Across the board we share the loss

And when you feel the door is open

And it’s pullin’ you in, yeah, yeah, yeah

Misery loves company

Won’t you share what’s inside of me

Misery loves company

Won’t you share my misery

And now you see a different me

I feel the need I have to bleed

But I can’t afford to lose another drop

My soul’s been stretched and now it’s thin

And when you feel the door is open

And it’s pullin’ you in, yeah, yeah, yeah

Misery loves company

Won’t you share what’s inside of me

Misery loves company

Won’t you chare my misery

Misery loves company

Won’t you share what’s inside

Misery loves company

Won’t you share my misery

Misery loves company

Step inside, that’s what you’ll see

Misery loves company, oh yeah

Jackyl Loads Of Fun

Step back, look at me

A happy man you will see

I got a lady, a lady who knows

Kickin’ eleven and it shows, she’s my baby

Having loads and loads of fun

Loads and loads of fun

Having loads and loads of fun

Loads and loads of fun

And you know that she means it

She does everything she can

Well, I’m so glad she’s my lady

And I’m so glad I’m a man, she’s my baby

Loads and loads of fun

Loads and loads of fun

Having loads and loads of fun

Loads and loads of fun

She don’t have to ask me twice to stay

She can take it, take it all away

Only she can make me feel this way, whoa, yeah

And you know that she means it

She does everything she can

I’m so glad she’s my lady

I’m so glad I’m a man, she’s my baby

Loads and loads of fun

Loads and loads of fun

Having loads and loads of fun

Loads and loads of fun, yeah

Having loads and loads of fun

Loads and loads of fun

Loads and loads of fun

Having loads and loads and loads and loads of fun, yeah, yeah, yeah

Loads and loads of fun

Loads and loads of fun (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Jackyl Crazy

Welcome to the bin

Looney birds out in the lobby

Yes I’m guarding my foreskin

I see the writings on the wall

Right beside the degree

Let’s open up my head

And sort through the debris

Be careful what you look for that harsh reality

Be careful what you ask oh some truth won’t set you free

Don’t even try to act surprised it’s clear the things I’ve done

The devil made me do it once but then I did again for fun

Because I’m crazy I’m an asshole not good company

Everything you hate but you can’t get enough of me

Wish I were dead would you miss my, miss my company

Because I’m crazy I’m an asshole but you can’t get enough of me

Because I’m crazy (crazy)

Should I get another day

When chaos is the last hour your hoot can’t break away

The things you fear the things you love have now become the things you crave

You find me in your hands no boundaries left to save

You push and pull to put the pieces perfectly in place

Then follow down that pathway when there’s no mean to trace

It’s trying to buckle up again completion is your shit

Take off to touchdown heavens missed by not an inch

Because I’m crazy I’m an asshole not good company

Everything you hate but you can’t get enough of me

Wish I were dead would you miss my, miss my company

Because I’m crazy I’m an asshole but you can’t get enough of me

Can’t get enough of me

It’s what it is

Can’t get enough of me

I am what I am

Can’t get enough of me

Here’s what I am

Can’t get enough of me

Can’t get enough

I’m crazy, I’m an asshole, not good company

Everything you hate, you just can’t get enough of me

Wish I were dead would you miss my, miss my company

Because I’m crazy I’m an asshole but you can’t get enough of me

Can’t get enough of me

Crazy I’m an asshole not good company

Everything you hate but you can’t get enough of me

Wish I were dead would you miss my, miss my company

Because I’m crazy I’m an asshole but you can’t get enough of me

Crazy

Jackyl Kill The Sunshine

Full moon rise, fear-filled skies

Delicious evil in her bloodshot eyes

Hearts beat loud, to the bone

One way ticket, never comin’ home

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I got to kill all the sunshine

Cause, I’m the King of the Nighttime

The Lord of your Lifeline

And darkness is divine

So kill all the sunshine

Set your clock, Start your chime

Come midnight, we’ll celebrate that you’re mine

Fell the fire in my touch

You’re gonna get the thing that you

wanted so much

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