Lizzo The Realest

(Make it harder)

(It could all, it could all be so simple)

Disappear

Disappear

Disappear-appear-appear

(Gotta step yo game up)

What y’all want me to say, young man?

I am one woman

And my time is how you say expensive

I see they waste time on them expletives

I’m all verbs baby, let’s go, you cute

I’m feeling sadistic, you will do

Another one if you got the juice

To pass around, it’s for my crew

Yeah, he loving the crew

He wanna get booed, just do what it do

The turnover’s too predictable

Can I tell the truth?

You might not make it so come get it babe

Looking like no other ho in here

Feeling like the realest

Can I peep the way he disappear?

Gotta step yo game up

What you know, what you know

What you know about falling in love with yourself?

Every day looking in the mirror

Think I found the proof for my health or my wealth

Yeah, laid up in this hotel

Sparkling bubbles and a pear

55 minutes till my sound check

Singing ain’t the worse way they on a planet, jet

I’m taking all of my time, all of it

Body working hard, shower head

Sprinkling the stress away, tell em Lizzo wanna wait

But I’mma be looking real good when I get there, whoo!

Got a lot of problems, my niche ain’t one

I slid right in, no swish, And1

I could have em if I want em, these boys is fun

Got em picking off the petals, baby one by one

Looking like no other ho in here

Feeling like the realest

Can I peep the way he disappear?

Gotta step yo game up

(Make it harder)

(It could all, it could all be so simple)

Like you want me to go

[?] like you want me to go

Like you want me to stay, like you want me to go

[?]

Looking like no other ho in here

Feeling like the realest

Can I peep the way he disappear?

Gotta step yo game up

Lizzo Phone

Where the hell my phone? Where the hell my phone?

Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?

How I’m ‘posed to get home?

Where the hell my phone? Where the hell my phone?

Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?

How I’m ‘posed to get home?

Okay, 2: 15 and the lights come on, where my phone?

Looking around like where my phone?

Looking where my homies went

Where the hell my homies went?

Where the hell my homies went?

How I’m ‘posed to get home?

How I’m ‘posed to get home?

Walking home with my feet on sore

Walking home with my feet on sore

What the hell these Louboutins for?

What the hell these Louboutins for?

Walking home and it’s damn near 4

Walking home and it’s damn near 4

What the hell these Louboutins for?

What the hell these Louboutins for?

Yeah, I was getting it, looking real cute

Up in the club, man, how do you do?

Hair ain’t a don’t, hair is a do

Ooh, he fine! What’s up with you?

Where the hell my phone? Where the hell my phone?

Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?

How I’m ‘posed to get home?

Where the hell my phone? Where the hell my phone?

Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?

How I’m ‘posed to get home?

Ooh, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Hoo, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Hoo, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Hoo, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Oh my God, why?

Yeah, and I seen that boy

Looked at me, but I got annoyed

‘Cause he bought me a drink for a dolla’

Boy came over and he wanted to holla’

Boy came over and he wanted to holla’

Boy came over and he wanted to holla’

My song came on, so I hit the dance floor

Man I lost my, mmm, phone

Walking home with my feet on sore

Walking home with my feet on sore

What the hell these Louboutins for?

What the hell these Louboutins for?

Walking home and it’s damn near 4

Walking home and it’s damn near 4

What the hell these Louboutins for?

I don’t know where I’m going

Where the hell my phone? Where the hell my phone?

Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?

How I’m ‘posed to get home?

Where the hell my phone? Where the hell my phone?

Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?

How I’m ‘posed to get home?

Ooh, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Hoo, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Hoo, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Hoo, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Ooh, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Hoo, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Hoo, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Hoo, unlock that, all up in my contacts

Where the hell my phone? Where the hell my phone?

Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?

How I’m ‘posed to get home?

Where the hell my phone? Where the hell my phone?

Where the hell my, where the hell my phone, huh?

How I’m ‘posed to get

But you’re holding it

Oh

Lizzo Coconut Oil

I remember back, back in school when I wasn’t cool

Shit, I still ain’t cool, but you better make some room for me

I’m comin’ through with my crew at the rendezvous

Yeah, it’s a party over here now

Yeah, it’s a party over here now

If I knew then what I know now

I’d give myself a souvenir for old times’ sake

‘Cause I got all that I need here and I’m good yeah, yeah

I thought I needed to run and find somebody to love

But all I needed was some coconut oil

Don’t worry ’bout the small things, I know I can do all things

Mama always told me it would be alright

I thought I needed the rush, but there was never enough

‘Cause all I needed was some coconut oil

Don’t worry ’bout the small things, I know I can do all things

Mama always told me that and she was right

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now, yeah

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now, yeah

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now

When I look at you, I see me, so I do unto

You as I would do someone livin’ in my two story

We got different stories, we under one roof

So when it spring a leak, we both got work to do

If I knew then what I know now

I’d give myself a souvenir for old times’ sake

‘Cause I got all that I need here and I’m good yeah, yeah

I thought I needed to run and find somebody to love

But all I needed was some coconut oil

Don’t worry ’bout the small things, I know I can do all things

Mama always told me it would be alright

I thought I needed the rush, but there was never enough

‘Cause all I needed was some coconut oil

Don’t worry ’bout the small things, I know I can do all things

Mama always told me that and she was right

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now, yeah

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now, yeah

It’s a party over here now

It’s a party over here now

Lizzo Water Me

I am free, yeah yeah

Come water me, oh oh

Love you so, but if you don’t

I have to leave, oh no

I am free, yeah yeah

Come water me, oh oh

Love you so, but if you don’t

I have to leave, oh no

It’s hot, I think I wanna kick off both of my socks

I can feel it boilin’ up in this pot

A closed mouth don’t get fed, is you hungry or not?

Like brr brr, operator

Caboose like, choo choo, bless my trainer

Thank God, thank God, thank God, I’m gettin’ thicker

And I got ’em sweatin’ in the middle of the winter

(Get up) I don’t get dehydrated, I moisturize it daily

I am my inspiration, I am my inspiration

(Get up) But I love you, no limit, I need to know you in it

If you got time, let’s spend it

I am free, yeah yeah

Come water me, oh oh

Love you so, but if you don’t

I have to leave, oh no

I am free, yeah yeah

Come water me, oh oh

Love you so, but if you don’t

I have to leave, oh no

I think I need a washrag, perspiratin’

Gimme that sweet tea, you think I’m playin’

I need it all night, no sleep

You can get it in the kitchen if you sweatin’ out the sheets

Like brr brr, operator

You got me like, hee hee, Mike Jackson

Thank God, thank God, thank God, I’m gettin’ thicker

And I can make you boil up, baby, let it simmer

(Get up) I don’t get dehydrated, I moisturize it daily

I am my inspiration, I am my inspiration

(Get up) But I love you, no limit, I need to know you in it

If you got time, let’s spend it

I am free, yeah yeah

Come water me, oh oh

Love you so, but if you don’t

I have to leave, oh no

I am free, yeah yeah

Come water me, oh oh

Love you so, but if you don’t

I have to leave, oh no

I’m so pretty and so ditty and these boys be after kitty

I just snap and pivot, uh huh, uh huh

I’m so pretty and so ditty and these boys be after kitty

I just snap and pivot, uh huh, uh huh

(Get up) I don’t get dehydrated, I moisturize it daily

I am my inspiration, I am my inspiration

(Get up) But I love you, no limit, I need to know you in it

If you got time, let’s spend it

I am free, yeah yeah

Come water me, oh oh

Love you so, but if you don’t

I have to leave, oh no

I am free, yeah yeah

Come water me, oh oh

Love you so, but if you don’t

I have to leave, oh no

Lizzo Truth Hurts

Why men great ’til they gotta be great?

Woo

I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that bitch

Even when I’m crying crazy

Yeah, I got boy problems, that’s the human in me

Bling bling, then I solve ’em, that’s the goddess in me

You coulda had a bad bitch, non-committal

Help you with your career just a little

You’re ‘posed to hold me down, but you’re holding me back

And that’s the sound of me not calling you back

Why men great ’til they gotta be great?

Don’t text me, tell it straight to my face

Best friend sat me down in the salon chair

Shampoo press, get you out of my hair

Fresh photos with the bomb lighting

New man on the Minnesota Vikings

Truth hurts, needed something more exciting

Bom bom bi dom bi dum bum bay

You tried to break my heart?

Oh, that breaks my heart

That you thought you ever had it

No, you ain’t from the start

Hey, I’m glad you’re back with your bitch

I mean who would wanna hide this?

I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be your side chick

I put the sing in single

Ain’t worried ’bout a ring on my finger

So you can tell your friend, “shoot your shot” when you see ’em

It’s OK, he already in my DMs

Why men great ’til they gotta be great?

Don’t text me, tell it straight to my face

Best friend sat me down in the salon chair

Shampoo press, get you out of my hair

Fresh photos with the bomb lighting

New man on the Minnesota Vikings

Truth hurts, needed something more exciting

Bom bom bi bom bi dum bum bay

I’ma hit you back in a minute

I don’t play tag, bitch, I been it

We don’t fuck with lies, we don’t do goodbyes

We just keep it pushing like aye yi yi

I’ma hit you back in a minute

I don’t play tag, bitch, I been it

We don’t fuck with lies, we don’t do goodbyes

We just keep it pushing like aye yi yi

Why men great ’til they gotta be great?

Don’t text me, tell it straight to my face

Best friend sat me down in the salon chair

Shampoo press, get you out of my hair

Fresh photos with the bomb lighting

New man on the Minnesota Vikings

Truth hurts, needed something more exciting

Bom bom bi bom bi dum bum bay

Lizzo Faded

It’s that L to the I to the Z Z O

Ain’t got no time for the C3P0, wookie

Never knock nookie, but I’d rather stack cookies

Looking at the sunset the color of Snookie

Woman of the year, huzzah huzzah huzzah, give her three cheers

Killin’ everyone up in the coven, witch

Cuttin’ all these niggas, better sew up, stitch

Will Smithin’ these hoes, you know how it works

Punch a nigga out and say “Welcome to Earth”

I drop a mil, take off a scarf

Locs on my face like “I make this look good”, ugh!

Capitalize your capital with a capital G

Giving out my secrets, man, ya’ll better pay me

Sucky people marry suckers and they suck

Then they have sucky kids, they grow up, then what?

They attend all the sucky universities

And take our money like it grows on trees

Siphon to the authorities then get confused when we

Conglomerate to the inner cities

Perched on streets, being super sketchy

Skid marks on their knees, their hands in their pockets

They walking by real fast in case we got that rocket

BOOM! Slam the door to they apartment

That sucky wife is pregnant with another sucka ass kid

I’m askin’ “When will it end? “, waiting on that meteor shower

To rain down and bring all these suck niggas to they final hour

Don’t tell us to slow it down, we won’t listen

We’re twenty-somethings and it’s 20-something

Greenrooms, drugs and liquor and hip hop

We’re twenty-somethings and it’s 20-something

Rumors that world gon’ end don’t faze me

I’mma get faded, I’mma get faded

Lizzo Never Felt Like Christmas

Never cared for jingle bells or picking out a tree

I would rather paint my nails and watch some bad TV

But ever since we shared a kiss, I’ve been spreading the news

It never felt like Christmas ’til I spent it with you

Never cared for jingle bells or picking out a tree

I would rather paint my nails and watch some bad TV

But ever since we shared a kiss, I’ve been spreading the news

It never felt like Christmas

Sugar plums and candy canes, they did nothing for me

You could find me home alone and ordering Chinese

But now I save that old fruit cake ’cause there’s enough for two

It never felt like Christmas ’til I spent it with

You, you, oh, you, you, you, you, you, you

The nutcracker was boring and the carolers off-key

I never saw a miracle on 50-something Street

But now I’m singing, bells are ringing, everything is new

I’m fa-la-la-la-la-ling into love with you, ooh ooh oh, you

All these years, I’ve been let down until you came around

It never felt like Christmas

January, February, April, March and May

Come and go when I’m alone, December felt the same

But when I see that red and green, now I don’t feel so blue

It never felt like Christmas ’til I spent it with you

(‘Til I spent it with you, ’til I spent it with you)

‘Til I spent it with you, baby (‘Til I spent it with you)

It never felt like Christmas ’til I spent it with you

Lizzo W.E.R.K., Pt. II

[Lizzo:]

Werk!

Werk like a Boss

Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk

That’s what everybody and they mama wanna do

Whomp whomp whomp

Remote please, mute!

You can have your pennies and your two cent ‘tude

(Oh my God that’s so messed up, how dare she say that in a song

Anti-fem, she’s so wrong. I’m gonna post this on my blog)

Take a hike! Matter’o fact-jog

I’ve been running what took so long

I’ve been gunning for the top (boy stop!)

I’ve been reviving this thing, Ben Taub

If you took it upon yourself to take your self so literal

You’re missing on the minerals to liberate your inner liberal

Generally I don’t give a rat’s patootie

But you pursued me

So here’s my battle cry against those who slew me, who never knew me

(Big girl, small world)

Do I need to re-remind you that you sipping from the C-h-a-l-I-c-e

And I’m doing all this for the W-E?

[Cliff Rhymes:]

Getting dirt for the turf like a workaholic

But your worth cop a shirt ’cause you work is na-na

Niggahs can’t pay rent putting hustle in their mou-mou

Grasp for the raps for the stack when they can. Do

Slack, and I have to attack and offend you

Smashing these tracks… and that’s what I’m into

[Lizzo:]

Lookin like a girl cause I’m keeping it youthful

Such a freakin lady, classy and beautiful

Thinking like a man, for those who don’t understand

Is having two grips to gain the upper hand

If you had the courage to give me reprimand to my face

Instead of slight of hand, you da Man!

(My employees no-I-me)

Lizzo Humanize

I try, I try to try, and see the love through human eyes

(Humanize me, baby)

I try, I try to try, and see the love through human eyes

(Humanize me, baby)

I try, I try to try, and see the love through human eyes

(Humanize me, baby)

I try, I try to try, and see the love through human eyes

(Humanize me, baby)

My hands are cold

My lips are tired, tryin’ to blow (blow!)

To give them warmth

It’s not enough, one heart alone

Cannot suffice

It simply can’t, I’ve done the math

But in due time

There is no chance, for love

I try to try (see the love through)

I try, to try

Your skin is warm

It keeps me up though I am tired

I’m tryin’ to know

What else? Why else has this happened?

One man alone

Cannot suffice, I’ve done the research

Ignore the role

Inside my bed, your lion features (no!)

You can’t lay on my shoulder

There are spikes and scales

And your cheek would just depress me

(In) a heavy haze, we love it

Love the taste of it, (you clench your jaw)

We love it, (you love it!)

Humanize me, baby

Humanize me, baby

I try!

I try to try, I, I (see the love through)

I try to try, and see the love through human eyes

Who’s gonna open the door?

(By your side standing)

(I will be there by your side standing)

I try, I try to try, and see the love through human eyes

I try, I try to try, and see the love through human eyes

I try, I try to try, and see the love through human eyes

(Humanize me, baby, ooh!)

I try, I try to try, and see the love through human eyes

(Humanize me, baby)

You smell so good

You’re broke

Broken

Lizzo Worship

Oh, here it goes

I feel like fire, I feel like rain

I can take you higher, but you gotta earn it

Woo, I’m lit, don’t mess with it

Woo, stand back, let me do my shit

Woo, I’m lit, don’t mess with it

Hands to the sky, show me that you’re mine

Hands to the sky, show me that you’re mine

And baby, worship me

Worship me

On your knees

Patiently, quietly, faithfully, worship me

Feel that lightning down in my soul

And if you wanna feel the thunder, baby

Better let me know

Let me know

Woo, I’m lit, don’t mess with it

Woo, stand back, let me do my shit

Woo, I’m lit, don’t mess with it

Hands to the sky, show me that you’re mine

Hands to the sky, show me that you’re mine

And baby, worship me

Worship me (uh-huh)

On your knees

Patiently, quietly, faithfully, worship me

Oh, here it goes, okay

Stop and smell my roses, posies

Appreciate my poses, they know

I’ma fanfare like the star-spangled

I would say can you see my angles

‘Cause I’m hotter than the, I’m hotter than the stovetop

You can put your kettle on, but I’ma make the thing pop

No, I ain’t talkin’ ’bout my word, just my work

You can add it all up while I’m beefin’ up my purse

Hands to the sky, show me that you’re mine

(Make me believe it)

Hands to the sky, show me that you’re mine

(Oh, yeah)

And baby, worship me (worship me)

Worship me (get it together, make it feel good)

On your knees

Patiently, quietly, faithfully, worship me