Miranda Sings Burnin’ The Haters

Get ready for this one haters

I’m about to diss you so hard

I was obviously born to be queen of the earth

I been beautiful and perfect since the day of my birth

Coming out the womb was as easy as can be

My placenta was small, I shot out like a pea!

It’s obvi that your jealous cuz I’m clearly the best

It’s not my fault god made me #blessed

You say your a hater but I know you’re a fan

Sorry gotta go, I got a date with your man!

You wish you could be me but you’re not

Burn!

You’re really really cool, not!

Burn!

I know you are but what am I?

Burn!

Would you like to shake my hand? Psych!

Burn!

Miranda Sings Miranda Camp

If you’re cool you’ll be at Miranda Camp,

Summer Camp!

Only cool people can be at Miranda Camp.

So you wanna go camping, and play games and sing?

You need a summer fling? Girl, I know just the thing.

We can dance all day and play with hairs all night.

We can tell scary stories while the fire burns bright.

We can get really sunburned and then peel each other’s skins.

Then we’ll make friendship bracelets and become best friends.

We can swim, laugh, eat, sleep, sing and share gum.

My uncle likes to cuddle me until he, sleeps.

There’s a talent show every single day,

And if you’re really really lucky you can be my new bae.

We can earn lots of badges and eat tree sap.

This perfect place I’m talking bout is called Miranda Camp.

If you’re cool you’ll be at Miranda Camp,

Summer Camp!

Only cool people will be at Miranda Camp,

Dance break!

Watch me go!

If you’re cool you’ll be at Miranda Camp,

Summer Camp!

Only cool people can be at Miranda Camp,

Break it down.

Miranda Camp!

Miranda Sings Do The Miranda!

Alright, alright, Alright!

Miranda Sings in the house!

Let’s break it down, y’all! Alright!

Here we go!

Hey, you over there with the porny hair

I know what you need!

Hey, you there bro with the camel toe

Come on, just follow my lead

A new dance is here, and I fear my dear

That you’re all lookin’ like hoes

So cover your backs and your chestical cracks

Cause here is how it goes

Lift your legs up high, poke your neighbor in the eye,

Paint a rainbow in the sky, and wipe till it’s dry,

Now twerk like me, but don’t make it slut-ty

It’s as easy as can be, now follow me!

Let’s do it again!

Do the Miranda! (Oh yeah!)

Do the Miranda!

Do the Miranda! (Alright)

Do the Miranda!

Do the Miranda!

Miranda Sings Shook

What up everybody, new year, new me,

You can smell me coming like asparagus pee,

I’m so sexy I’m just like a zit,

Cause that’s what everybody stares at and you wanna touch it,

You might say I’m extra but I HATE that gum,

HATERS BACK OFF! Can’t you read my bum?

I’m so lit burning hot like a rash,

Put your hands in the air if you’re Miranda trash!

U-u-uh, you see me walking by and you are SHOOK,

U-u-uh, you looking at my moves and you are SHOOK,

U-u-uh, you look at my lips and you are SHOOK,

U-u-uh, I look in the mirror and I am SHOOK

Raindrop drop top, I’m my own Mascot,

Never gonna be a flop, I’m gonna rise to the top,

If life were a litter box, I would be the poo,

And you’d be the tiny pebbles that I stick to,

Now that I think about it you would be the poo,

And I would be the cat that disposed of you,

You can call me savage you can call me shady,

But I’m a woman of the lord and a pure lady

U-u-uh, you see me walking by and you are SHOOK,

U-u-uh, you looking at my moves and you are SHOOK,

U-u-uh, you look at my lips and you are SHOOK,

U-u-uh, I look in the mirror and I am SHOOK

U-u-uh, you see me walking by and you are SHOOK,

U-u-uh, you looking at my moves and you are SHOOK,

U-u-uh, you look at my lips and you are SHOOK,

U-u-uh, I look in the mirror and I am SHOOK

Miranda Sings Where My Baes At?

I’m about to break it down

Wiki Wiki

Here we go

Every time I look around, all I ever see

Is people being jealous, and they wanna look like me

I got Tyler, Ricky, Flula, Joshua, and Joey too

My uncle and Lohanthony, but I’m my favorite boo

I got a lot more, but I forgot who they are

Sorry not sorry, I’m just a superstar

I’ve got lots of baes, and you’re wondering how I do

Take a little listen, and I’ll find a bae for you

Hey, where my baes at? Where my baes at?

I got so many baes, man

I’ll teach you how to get one too

But first let’s do a dance break

Break it down

Here we go

This is how I twerk

Looking sexy

What up? What up?

Ok, this dance break is long enough

Can we keep going on with the song?

If you really want a bae, here is what you do

Wear lots of lipstick, and hold in all your poo

Sing to him lots, and tell him that you’re great

Bring a daddy saddle on your first date

Call him every night, and call him every morn

Hide outside his window, and don’t dress porn

Tell him he’s your bae, and he’s got no choice

But most importantly, don’t forget to keep it moist

Hey, where my baes at? Where my baes at?

Hey, where my baes at?

Now you can get one too

Hey, where my baes at? Where my baes at?

I got so many baes, girl

Now you can get one too

Miranda Sings A Song For The Haters

[Miranda Sings:]

Okay, you guys

I’m sick of being bullied around

Hey, guys, it’s me Miranda

The famous Miranda Sings

I have haters who are mean, rude, nasty

And all those kinds of things

In my YouTube comments

They’re always making a fuss

They wanna be just like me

Those haters are just jealous

Because they’re haters

H-A-T-R-E-S

[Joey Graceffa:]

Back off!

[Miranda Sings:]

Haters

[Superwoman:]

Back off!

[Miranda Sings:]

They’re jealous of my talents

Because I’m a five threat

Singing, dancing, acting, modeling, majitchening

And more to be discovered yet

They’re jealous of my booty

Cuz I was bootiful when I was born

They’re jealous of my clothing

Cuz I don’t dress like porn

Because they’re haters

H-A-T-R-E-S

[Ricky Dillon:]

Back off!

[Miranda Sings:]

Haters

[GloZell Green:]

Back off!

[Miranda Sings:]

They’re jealous of my boyfriends

I have so many baes

But I just say “Yea rite”

Cuz haters gonna hate

They think by posting rude comments

They’d get me to slack off

But I’ll just keep on singing and telling them

Haters Back Off!

Because they’re haters

H-A-T-R-E-S

[Tyler Oakley:]

Back off!

[Miranda Sings:]

Haters

[Jenna Marbles:]

Back off!

[Miranda Sings:]

I’ve got a message for you haters

You can’t make me lose

Just because you’ve got them dirty lowdown

Haters Back Off blues

Miranda Sings The Happy Thanksgiving Song

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

A-happy Thanks-a-giving

Happy Thanksgiving

A-happy Thanksgiving

A-happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy, happy Thanksgiving

Happy, happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to you

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Ha-happy Thanksgiving

A-happy Thanksgiving

A-happy Thanksgiving

Happy a-Thanksgiving

A-happy Thanksgiving

Ha-happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving

Miranda Sings Sexy Buttery Love Song

Oh yeah,

I see you sitting over there

I’m about to make you mine

You’re looking really sexy

And you’re looking really hot

And I’m gonna make you my bae

You’re looking really steamy

And you’re looking really yummy

And I want you in my mouth all day

I’m gonna lick you up, sip you up, kiss you up and pick you up

Nibble on your buns today

No I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about your burger

So give it and now go away

The classic buttery jack, yeah

I’m talking about the classic buttery jack, yeah

Hey girl,

I’ve been thinking about you all day

I don’t have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U

Is your daddy a baker?

‘Cause you’ve got some nice buns

Gourmet signature buns at that

You can be classic or bacon and swiss

You’re so versatile

Melted garlic carby butter

All your buns are like no other flavors

Make me wanna kiss

Juicy quarter pound beef patty

Hey can I call you daddy

Love your provolone and swiss

I’m gonna lick you up, sip you up, kiss you up and pick you up

The only thing I want is this

So don’t you ever leave me, no don’t you ever go

‘Cause you’re the only meat I’d miss

The classic buttery jack, yeah

I’m talking about the classic buttery jack, yeah

Oh no,

You left me all alone

I didn’t think that it would end this way

You broke my heart, why didn’t you stay?

Oh no,

You left me all alone

Oh yeah,

I see you sitting over there

I’m about to make you my bae

Miranda Sings My Family

Colleen

Hmm hmm

Colleen Ballinger

I’m Colleen

Dis my channel

PhsychoSoprano

You might know me from that weird girl

Miranda

Ya’ll confused about my family

I’ll make it easy

Let me introduce them to ya

I’ll make it hard to leave

Chris is my bro

And he’s a magician

Jess is his wife

And these are his children

Trent is my bro

And Rachel’s my sister

This is

My family

My family

My family

My family

My mom and daddy got swag

They got some chickens

You know you jealous of us

We all got mittens

You want to be a Ballinger

Get with our vibe

Son, you don’t need to get adopted

You just gotta subscribe

Chris is my bro

And he’s a magician

Jess is his wife

And these are his children

Trent is my bro

And Rachel’s my sister

This is

My family

My family

My family

My family

I’m Bailey

I love to read

A little book

Is all I need

I’m home schooled

So best beware

I learn math

In my rocking chair

I’m Jacob

This is my sword

I can build anything

Out of cardboard

Allergic to dairy

So milks a sin

I’ve got a holster

For my epi pen

I’m Parker

Crawling’s my thing

I eat my hands

And I like to sing

Alsifhualsuidfhalsdifuhasld

Chris is my bro

And he’s a magician

Jess is his wife

And these are his children

Trent is my bro

And Rachel’s my sister

This is

My family

My family

My family

My family

What? I don’t understand