Pink Guy Friendzone

Do you know why you’re lonely?

It’s ’cause you’re fat… and gay

Girls don’t choose the nice guys

And you’re a nice guy!

But you’re fat…

… and you’re fucking gay

And why don’t girls see the inside?

Oh, they do!

And they see

That you’re still fat and gay

There’s no such thing as the

Friendzone!

Friendzone! (Oh-oh)

The only reason that you’re lonely

Is ’cause you’re fat and gay

There’s no such thing as the

Friendzone!

Friendzone! (Oh-oh)

The only reason that you’re lonely

Is ’cause you’re fat and gay

Pink Guy Asian Nerd Raps

I’m a piece of shit

I’m back again

I got a big dick

African

I’m not gay

I like disco

You’re from the gay parade

San Francisco

See I don’t have sex

I’m racist

I jab my dick up

In some nasty places

I got a donkey dick

You know this

I got a big staff

Moses

I ain’t a Jonas brother

I ain’t gay, bro

I got plenty money

Pesos

I’m an immigrant

Illegal

I takes a shit on your head

Seagull

Aoowoaowoaoahhh

Ooaoooawooooooooooooh

Pink Guy A True Friend – RIP Harambe

A day of panic and desperation at the Cincinnati zoo. A 4-year-old boy slips into the zoo’s gorilla habitat and over a moat wall. Suddenly, Harambe, a 17-year-old 400-pound gorilla approaches the boy. His mother watches in horror at what happens next.

Mommy’s right here

Oooh, Harambe (Harambe)

We miss you

We want you to come back

Oooh, Harambe (Harambe) (Harambe)

You were so big and strong

And ever since you’re gone (I can’t sleep)

Life just ain’t the same without you

Without you (without you)

When I woke up on the 28th of May

I looked at the TV with tears running down my cheeks

Oooh, I miss you, Harambe

I wish they took that mother’s life instead

Uh, Harambe, Harambe (Harambe, Harambe)

I miss you (Harambe)

Harambe, why did you go?

Harambe, Harambe (Harambe)

I want you to come back

Is that so much to ask?

Harambe (Harambe)

Pink Guy Another Earth

[Young Thug:]

Yo yo, you heard of the new Earth that they found?

It’s a new Earth, but it’s like 10 times bigger than this earth

It’s Earth doe, it’s Earth, it looks identical, everything is the same

You ain’t heard that yet? It’s 10 times bigger than Earth, but it’s Earth

It’s another Earth, they just found, another planet

It looks just like earth doe, so they call it Earth

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

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Fuck Young Thug!

Ay, get it up, fuck Young Thug

Uh, eh, I said fuck Young Thug

Fuck all that bullshit

Fuck all that bullshit

Pussy ass bitch

Fuck all that bullshit

Pussy ass bitch

Huh, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, pussy ass bitch

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

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Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, get it up

I don’t give a fuck about a young thug

Pussy ass bitch come get a nut or butt

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug

Uh, Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Pussy ass bitch, fuck Young Thug

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Get it up, ay!

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Skrt skrt, Hongkong, skrt skrt

Uh, fuck Young Thug, fuck Young Thug

Steph Curry with the shot, fuck Young Thug

Fuck Young Thug

Don’t ever let me catch you around my neighborhood again

Or we gon’ have some serious problems, you fucking n-word!

Pink Guy Dora The Explora

Yo it’s Friday night, who you tryna’ fuck?

She looks real good

Who look good shawty?

That uh, Dora the Explorer

Mmm she look good

Dora, the Explorer

Dora, the Explorer

Bitch look good for a four-year old

Dora, the Explorer

Dora, the Explorer

Bitch look good for a four-year old

First name Dora

Last name Explorer

She look good for a four-year old

That’s not illegal

‘Cause she’s an animation

And I’m a human

Bring that lil Mexican ass over here

I know Trump tryna’ kick you out

But I want you here on my dick

On my dick

This is really inappropriate

Just kidding

Come shake that lil pussy on my dick

First name Dora

Last name FUCK

Bring that little pussy

Come shake it on my cock

Explore this dick

Explore these balls

Explore my body

And I’ll explore your holes

Bitch Dora love it when the nuts hanging out

Diego on the side lines

He tryna’ suck my balls too

Shit, if you really wanna suck my balls

I can swing that way ’cause you looking kinda cute as well

Uh, explore my asshole with that monkey character

That nobody knows the name of

That purple backpack’s looking cute on your back

You know what else I wanna see on your back?

Another backpack

‘Cause I know you love to coordinate

Dora

Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora

I bet your pussy look like Pandora

Pink Guy Anal Beads

Anal beads

Anal beads

Anal beads

Anal beads

It goes pop-pop-pop when it’s coming out my asshole

And it feels good

And it feels good (It feels good!)

And it feels good

And it feels good tonight (I broke a dog’s neck!)

In the darkest of times

You’re there for me (I love you!)

In the darkest of times

These anal beads take care of me (They take care of me!)

Shove it up real good (Please?)

Now it kind of hurts (Ow…)

Oh, no! (There’s a lot of blood!)

And I need an ambulance! (Oh my God, it’s huge!)

Call the ambulance! (Someone needs to kill that thing!)

Now my ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ain’t nothing wrong with that

Ain’t nothing wrong with that

Ain’t nothing wrong with that

Ain’t nothing wrong with that

My ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Ass is bleeding

Pink Guy Erectile Dysfunction

My dick don’t stand like a fat kid in PE

The only time it’s active’s when I’m in the bathroom peeing

I’m like a Nazi with a broken arm (why?)

I couldn’t get it up even if my life depended on it

You can find me in the bathroom trying

Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying

I think I’m dying cause I’m limper than bizkit

At Christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list

(Eww!)

My dick is so small these haters on my balls

Couldn’t elevate to the next level so fuck y’all

Shiiiit, I limp around like polio

Like okey dokey yo my dick ain’t lying like Pinocchio

Sorry, Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings

This puppet ain’t even made of WOOD (ha-haaa)

Yeah I guess I’m trying to say it like this

If you want respect then hop off my dick

Ironically, I go hard, though. Hahaha!

Pink Guy Dog Festival Directions

If you want to eat some dog

I have good news

There’s an annual dog festival

Where you can eat all the dog you want

And it’s located in Yulin Guangxi China

And the festival spans about ten days

With 15 thousand dogs consumed

And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June

I just wanna let you know

I’m just tryna be a bro

So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China

Once you get off at that airport

You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus

And it costs 20 US dollars

And it’s a four and a half hour ride

And you get off at Maoming West

Just remember Maoming West

Now you might have to stay there a full night

Depending on the time you arrive

Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day

And you have to buy another ticket

It’s about another 22 bucks

But from there it goes straight to Yulin

Soon enough you’ll be eating some dog

Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin

I’m checking online now

I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel

Offering a sauna, fitness center

Wow it’s not too bad at all

Nevermind, it’s 50 bucks a night

But with free complementary breakfast

And a free cancelation fee

So it’s not as bad as I thought

When you’re ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you’re talking about

And he or she will give you directions

So take a cab

But don’t get ripped off

If you’re white they’ll charge you double

I shit you not

I shit you not

But anyways enjoy your flight

Goodbye

Enjoy the dog festival

Pink Guy Fried Noodles

What happened?

His head fell off

His head fell off?

Yeah, it was pretty old

Oh, that’s it, I’ve had it with this dump

We’ve got no food, we’ve got no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off

Pussy, pussy, pussy, can’t you see

Your bitches can’t do it like me

Motherfuckers stay mad like I killed their mom or something

If you really didn’t care, you’d let it be

I’ve been dying since day one, but ya’ll knew that

My dick like Americans, too fat but dangerous

I’m the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth

The shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoissuer

I’m a flying reptile, a pterodactyl on Adderall

I got a bunch of skills that I dug up you never heard at all

Eat a dick, little faggot, jeez, and furthermore

You’re tryna’ scrap with me, I don’t beef, faggot, I’m herbivore

Hm, I crawled in to the industry

A saturated circus manipulating like Hillary

They say I’m crazy, but lately I’ve been defending me cause

Take a look around, motherfucker

Everyone’s digging me

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

Do you miss me anymore?

And I don’t even notice when it hurts anymore

Anymore, anymore, anymore

Pussy, pussy, pussy, can’t you read?

I’m a dirty old pussy-eating freak

Motherfuckers still mad like I killed their mom or something

If you really didn’t care, you’d let me eat, uh

Here we go again, I’ll make jokes about your estrogen

That’s pretty much the rest of this song, I’m roasting everything

I’m a weird little entity that’ll enter titties

And bust all over the tummy and little nippies

I know I’m morbid at times, that’s how I like to be

They call my dick a mammoth, you salty, you got a micro-D

Classic penis joke inserted with appropriate timing

‘Cause if I ain’t got a penis line, I ain’t dining

No homo, but seriously, I’m getting faded and

My life is like my vids, low-budget and under-rated

Kids, the only way to succeed is to chip away at the soul

And hope that by the time you get there, you ain’t singing

I live in a constant state of fear and misery

Do you miss me anymore?

And I don’t even notice when it hurts anymore

Anymore, anymore, anymore

Don’t take the lyrics too seriously

I don’t really give a shit

Pink Guy Asian Pizza

Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia

I be making fucking dough in the pizzeria

It’s a spicy meatball, give you diarrhea

Popping bars like the mozzarella sticks I eat, uh

(Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah)

The game must be a girl ’cause I’m always in it

I had em running like a track meet passing around excuses

Like a fuckin’ baton, your grammar sucks, you run on

Like girls missing periods, a double entendre

For the family, get fisted like Elmo

Slap away the hands like “hell no”

Jokes drier than the elbows on an ethnic man

Drop more jaws than guillotines in the 1800’s, damn

Yo, the MSG of the rap game

Very little substance but the flavor is insane

I just wanted food, never needed a big name

So fuck you if you think I’m killing shit for fame, ’cause ew

Scholars call it cheating when I call it cutting work ethics

Peter North, no shortcomings, I’m trying to fuck some Rosetta girls

Get it through the spine, girl, like an epidural

Get it on your face, girl, like a Pollock mural

Fuck your shit, man, I’m harder than a cock-a-doodle

Oh man, oh man

Who the fuck you think is making the coin

I don’t give a fuck about your little bitches, your point

I’m on a whole ‘nother level, fucking moms in a joint

You dirty cunts, why you being such a faggot, kid?

Holy fuck, man, you’re being such a faggot, kid

Yep, and I’ve been doing business on the low

I got evicted so I got myself a bungalow

She hold my dick under the table like a puppet show

I’m fucking models everyday, my dick’s a runway, hoe

My dick’s a runway, hoe

Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia

I be making fucking dough in the pizzeria

It’s a spicy meatball, give you diarrhea

Popping bars like the mozzarella sticks I eat, uh

When I’m finished in the kitchen, man, I never clean up

I sit at home with my dough with my feet up

Mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia

I be making fucking dough in the pizzeria

Mamma fucking mia, mamma fucking mia, mamma fucking mia

I be making fucking dough up in the pizzeria

The dough smell so nasty, boy, I don’t eat it

The dough smell like my dick, man, the girls eat it

Ah, ah

Fuck that