RiceGum Frick Da Police

(Calling all units, I repeat, calling all units! Shots are fired, I need backup right now. Shots are fired!)

A thirty minute vid, I’m who you’re obsessed with

You look like your sister is the girl that you have sex with

Uh, yeah, do you get the message?

On Twitter threaten rape, we should get this guy arrested

But I’m flexin’

Can you get these sheep out my mentions?

How can I be mad? bitch, I sleep in a mansion

Try to hold me back but I keep on advancing

When I’m looking at his head, oou, that shit so gigantic

I’m coming still, bitch, my pocket’s full of hunnid’ bills

I’m in the hills, bitch, my song just did a hunnid’ mil’

They tellin’ me to stop flexing but I’m stuntin’ still

I ran it up, all of the sudden bitches wanna chill

Ayy, you done crawled out your little cave

You got a girl but I can tell that you a little gay

Somebody stop the school shooter, he look filled with rage

Speak on my name, little bitch, I’ll put you in the grave

In the wraith, I see stars like I’m K.O.’d

Bitches chase me, I don’t got no time to chase hoes

For this song, I was gonna make y’all wait though

But like H3 I had to let the weight go

I remember I was broke, I couldn’t dress a lot

Came up from nothing, little bitch, that’s why I flex a lot

How much money did this cost you? Better guess, a lot

Is this nerd ever getting pussy? Shit, I’m guessing not

Yeah, he used to get picked on, he a big nerd

He don’t got no points, he confuses you with big words

He said he study me for months like a mid-term

Ayy, Content Cop, can you get up off my dick sir?

Yeah, I’m yellow and I’m fly, call me Big Bird

They tryna see me start to fall like September

Try to roast me in the comments but remember

How you gon’ support a guy who proudly says the N-word?

I ran it up fast, I feel like The Flash

You can see I’m getting mad, bringing up the past

H3 stop eating snacks, bitch you getting fat

Flew out PewDiePie just to fuck him in the ass

I ran it up fast, I feel like The Flash

You can see I’m getting mad, bringing up the past

H3 stop eating snacks, bitch you getting fat

Flew out PewDiePie just to fuck him in the ass

-Hey, you can’t do this, you gotta stop this instant

You don’t own these streets, you can’t just dance here

-Wait, wait, who turned off the beat?

Boy, man, fuck a beat!

You’re a stalker Ian, you think about me every night

He’s definitely white, you might as well be Asian because you’re obsessed with rice

Bill Gates face, body like a girl scout

Someone tell this angry Millhouse to take a couple pills and chill out before I knock his grill out

I cannot have it you little Mini Bob Saget

Get your fucking ass kicked

Why don’t you buy yourself some thicker glasses

You look like Inspector Gadget

As far as that girl I trolled, sorry if that offended you

I guess I was on some other shit

But now I’m guilty yet again because I’m about to expose another bitch

You are a 27-year-old game nerd who roasts now ’cause dudes think he’s cool

Or just lucky he’s got this far in life without shooting up a school

Fuck with RiceGum and your life’s done

You little squirmy hater, I didn’t know The Sherbinator was a nerdy skater

Don’t threaten me with your vids, Mr. Vanilla ISIS

You’re the definition of what white is

Hell yeah I get big checks, you never seen anything like this

So since you like to make vids the next one you make can be about how pathetic your life is

RiceGum It’s Every Night Sis

[Alissa Violet:]

Yo, I wasn’t about to go in but like…

Now I feel like I have to, you know?

I mean, I feel kinda bad but like, fuck it

Alright, yeah

[RiceGum:]

I can tell that you came with the Disney flow, ay

Ain’t nobody ever heard about your Disney show, ay

Got a bitch that remind me of my cereal

From Britain, when I see her, I’m like “cheerio”

Yeah, Alissa called asking me if we could win against Jake Paul (what)

I said, we Gucci like the shirts with the snakes on it

I just heard the song, Team 10, now I hate ya’ll

Logan, that will be your last hit like an 8 ball

[Alissa Violet:]

Nah, wrong Paul, yeah it’s Jake

Like from State Farm

Get girls, but the hooker said you paid for it

Me and Rice in a house with like eight floors

Ride your brother’s nuts, you’re a squirrel for his acorn

[RiceGum:]

Ay, you got girls? Where they at? Are you serious?

Ay, didn’t see ’em, like George, I’m just curious

Ay, Alissa said you cum fast, like the Furious

Diss tracks, you are my reflection like a mirror is

Wanna flex on my wrist, I put some ice on it

I’ll ain’t wanna make her wet, then maybe put some rice on it

Talk shit, now I’m on your head like some lice on it

Heard that you used to bully kids back in high school

Second part for the kill that’s what Rice do

Hit it twice this ain’t Insta, I don’t like you

Gotta put this rice in this beef like some Thai food

You ain’t got no bars, no flow like a lake do (shit)

Rented cars and the Rollie lookin’ fake too

Let’s go back to the bully thing listen here

Was it back in middle school or was it senior year (what)

Didn’t think you’d get caught like an interference

Pick on others just to hide the fact you were insecure

How you think they felt when they went home and they were dripping tears?

You cheated on a good girl, Tessa’s hideous

And then you went and got a big head like you Phineas

[Alissa Violet:]

It’s everyday bro with the same bully flow

Bully at school, now you bullying your bro

Diss your own brother, I don’t really get it though

Stop bragging just accept nobody knows your Disney show

It’s everyday bro with the same bully flow (what)

Bully at school, now you bullying your bro

Diss your own brother, I don’t really get it though (yah)

Stop bragging just accept nobody knows your Disney show (bitch)

Should’ve never cheated now, never cheated now

Got fame from your brother now, from your brother now

And he’s a better kisser now, better kisser now

Now I’m onto bigger things, bigger things now

[RiceGum:]

Should’ve never cheated now, never cheated now

Now, I’m fucking on your bitch now, on your bitch now

You used to be a fan and you still a fan now (what)

They gon’ call me “RichGum” ’cause I’m dumb rich now (what)

RiceGum This Guy Changed Because Of Fame (Diss Track)

I miss the old Ricegum

“Set on his goals” Ricegum

And now it’s sad to think that I don’t really know Ricegum

I hate the new Ricegum

The “I’m too cool” Ricegum

I liked it better back when they were asking “Who’s Ricegum?”

You used to diss up on these people

Now you let them get away with it

Going out to parties in LA, you never take me with

Same ones that you dissed, the same ones that you hangin’ with

Don’t know what to do so you do Q&A’s with famous chicks

Now you think you’re cool because you’re hanging out with models

If you loved your fans, you would hit em with a follow

I don’t know what happened man, I thought that we was up next

Now you wearing girl clothes, got you looking suspect

Said you wouldn’t change, not even for the fame

But now you’re not the same, you turned into a lame

You paid 400 for a dumb ass flannel

Pick it up before I hack your dumb ass channel

RiceGum God Church

I was broke but I’m living in the hills now

I was crazy but this ice made me chill out

No 20’s, I need blue on my bills

I’m not like Kylie Jenner, everything I got is real now

When I’m out, you be staring like a sightseer

I will not call her baby, I’m not like Bieber

I don’t ever give an F like a nice teacher

Fuck it, I’m just keeping it 100 like a high fever

Thought I told you that you need to go and wash your face

You’re 17, she’s 21 you trying to catch a case

DM after DM you was trying to take me on a date

Go vlog stop rapping trying to ride the fucking wave (splash)

They used to hate, tell me that I wasn’t going far

Look at me now I be pullin up in foreign cars

Which one?

Bitch I cannot pick one

He said it’s the rari or the range or the big one, aye

Y’all ain’t, really doing much

Nah y’all ain’t cool with us

Hate on me you fucked up in the head, like Supercuts

I’m in the hills just Uber up

I’m not paying I do enough

Your girl like Blac Chyna, ’cause all she wanna do is fuck

Ouu

Your girl on the track she sound better than you

Someone dissed me, I don’t know, I’m like “who?”

Said I cashed out from last song it’s true

And yeah I just spent your whole rent on some shoes

I hit the club and I’m leaving with two

Verified cuz all these checks that I blew

Your girl on the track she sound better than you

Someone dissed me I don’t know I’m like who

Shut yo ass up

Go and get your cash up

She done got ran through

Magcon

Smashed up

Your man gave you followers don’t know why you gassed up

I’m running with the subs and the views you can’t catch up

Used to be a big fan I’m your fuckin idol

Hit me up tried to link but I’m not a bio

Can’t rap like those blonde brothers from Ohio

Now I got em all doing songs trynna take my style (aye)

Money talks yeah my money gets annoying (aye)

Juice digger chase the clout from your boyfriend (aye)

Bitch I got more plugs than modem (aye)

I got carrots in my ice like a snowman (aye)

How you gonna let your girl have a better verse

That’s your girl? She a stick, she ain’t got curves

She a hoe yeah You fell into the thot curse

Dropped merch and it’s selling like a god church

Ouu

Your girl on the track she sound better than you

Someone dissed me, I don’t know, I’m like “who?”

Said I cashed out from last song it’s true

And yeah I just spent your whole rent on some shoes

I hit the club and I’m leaving with two

Verified cuz all these checks that I blew

Your girl on the track she sound better than you

Someone dissed me I don’t know I’m like who