Rucka Rucka Ali My Korea’s Over

DJ Not nice, back from the Dry Cleaners

(Awww Shit)

Rucka Rucka Ali, big American rapper

We ‘da realeast ninjas left in the game

You no never here shit like ‘dis

We bring the bitches to the yard for barbecue eggroll

Oh hello, remember me?

Number one Korean, dead chinee

Now I’m a ghost

That’s all folks

No more children in bed with me

I take train to Payongyongyang and

I fall asleep and die from AIDS

Now I go shopping with Steve Jobs

and do Bin Laden’s dry cleaning

My Korea’s over

(That’s it for me)

Can’t bomb Asia no more

(Or Hawaii)

I can’t get a boner

(It’s hard for me)

Say herro

(To my little bastard son)

Say herro

(To Kim Ching-Chang Un)

I like dog

Dog is nice

Specially with shrimp fried rice

I like poodle with some noodle

Make sure is Kooter is neutered

I sorry pitbull bit you

Here some sweet and sour shih tzu

Look how my people cry to me

(Ah boohoo hoo, we want food)

Aw you so hungry

You want eggroll?

Don’t blame me

I voted Pedro

There’s enough food for me

You could order some Chinese

It looks like

My Korea’s over

(That’s it for me)

Can’t bomb Asia no more

(Or Hawaii)

Why does black guy take your

(Your stuff from me)

Say herro

(To my little bastard son)

Say herro

(To Kim Ching-Chang Un)

Goodbye, my fellow Koreans

Think of me when you poop and pee-in

Hey Philippines, fuck both of you

Now I kick it with Confucius

Smoke some crack

And slap a few tits

Soon my son

Will drop the bomb

on Vietnam

Oh, look; its gone

I’m just try’na blow up China

Take a steak

Rape a vagina

South Korea is about to see a

Ground Zero meets Hiroshima

My Korea’s over

(That’s it for me)

Can’t bomb Asia no more

(Or Hawaii)

I like banging homos

(It’s fun for me)

Say herro

(To my little bastard son)

Say herro

(To Kim Ching-Chang Un

I

May be dead

But the dream of a free China Town lives

(Forever)

I died

From AIDS

and I probably got it

from some children

See, my son?

You must be good leader

American black president

can’t even read

probably

(Don’t shoot me)

PEARL HARBOR

My Korea’s over

(That’s it for me)

Can’t bomb Asia no more

(Or Hawaii)

I can’t get a boner

(It’s hard for me)

Say herro

(To my little bastard son)

Say herro

(To Kim Ching-Chang Un)

My Korea’s over

(That’s it for me)

Can’t bomb Asia no more

(Or Hawaii)

I like Asian Joe Bros

Say herro

(To my little bastard son)

Say herro

(To Kim Ching-Chang Un)

Oh, hello Michael Jackson

I no see you

Since we do

Sleep over

With Gary Coleman

Lets go watch

Home Alone Tokyo

We get sushi

Remember my son?

Un?

You babysit him

Now he dear leader

Of Korea

La-La-La-La-La-Little Faggot Son

Goodbye, Sarah Palin

I never forget that night

Rucka Rucka Ali iPhones Gay

My friend’s got an iPhone and he hates that shit

He tells me everyday

He says “Man, I’m down to 22%, and I just charged all day!”

He syncs up his Mac with his iPad and iPhone

Deletes his fucking music all day

If he wants to plug his headphones in his damn phone, he can’t get an iPhone 8

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?!

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

He slits both his hands and it still isn’t enough

To bring an end to system updates

OS is just lubing up his little but for like 10 or 11 rapes

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?!

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

Well I guess a Chinese kid needed something to do, oh yeah!

Like make a cheap phone that does something wrong everyday!

(Let me tell you ’bout the other friend now!)

My friend’s got an Android and it sucks his dick

And grills him savory steak

If he wants fucking cancer, then he’ll get iPhone

But ’til then, his life is great

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

iPhone, why don’t you lick a cock?!

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

iPhone did 9/11, it wasn’t Zayn!

iPhone why don’t you lick a cock?!

iPhone’s gay, iPhone’s gay, so gay-ay-ay-ay!

Why’d ya fuck us over, Steve Jobs?!

(And that’s why now everyone’s an Android…)

Rucka Rucka Ali Aids In Our Butts

Tiger Woods is the best in the world

At stealing?

It’s a conspiracy

‘Cause the white man can’t never make it in the golf game

Remember 9/11? That was me

The government pretend,

they your friend

And then when you steal some shit,

they put you in jail

Let’s do a revolution

Everybody go outside, and find a white guy to kill

Martin Luther King had a,

plan to kill all the white people,

and the plan was good

But then he stepped his ass outside,

just to get some fresh air,

and someone said,

“Hey, that guy’s black. I’d better shoot him. Where’s my gun? Oh, here”

And because, Gandhi

was Chinese

They gave him, some HIV

So he couldn’t eat meat

Then like a trillion Indians died

And I ask you why,

did they have to die?

Why?

Is it because they’re black?

The Jonas Brothers,

gang raped Katy Perry’s butt,

and gave her AIDS,

and then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga

And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber,

and that’s why Justin sings like he’s missing a nut

No one knows this stuff is up

That’s why I’m here to tell you all about this stuff

K, now, let’s take a look at Sweden,

all the girls are sluts

Everyone’s private parts are beeding

Why can’t that be us?

I pay taxes!

And Palestinians always,

look pissed off

‘Cause all them Jews be makin’ millions

So they blow they selves up

That’s pretty, emo

Black people just wanna eat,

in Africa,

but instead,

we give them money

“I can’t eat this! Well maybe with some hot sauce.

I could eat money with hot sauce. Especially if it’s fried”

The government will break,

break, break into your car

The government is gay, gay

They’ll rape, rape,

your mom

They brought all that cocaine,

into our neighborhood

The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS,

in our butts

Listen bitches,

the white man,

owns all them fast food chains,

that gives us black people diabetes

And just ’cause you steal some cars,

you get boned in jail by some Mexican, named Jesus

They put secret chips in your penis,

but you could never this,

it’s concealed

Let’s to a revolution,

everybody go outside and find a TV to steal

Yeah,

gingers are the ones,

that have it worse than anyone

’cause, no one will sleep with them,

but they’ll always have a place in porn

‘Cause people like watching,

porn of girls that they’ll never bone

At least not without a condom!

Oh, that feels good

The Jonas Brothers,

gang raped Katy Perry’s butt,

and gave her AIDS,

and then she gave the AIDS to Lady Gaga

And that made Gaga give birth to Justin Bieber,

and that’s why Justin sings like he’s missing a nut

The government will break,

break, break into your car

The government is gay, gay

They’ll rape, rape,

your mom

They brought all that cocaine,

into our neighborhood

The government put AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS,

in our butts

Rucka Rucka Ali Smoke Christmas Tree

Here’s one for the ladies…

Smoke Christmas tree

Smoke Christmas tree

Just pack one up on niggy

Smoke Christmas tree

Smoke Christmas tree

Don’t pour your hate on niggy

The ? stars,

and AKA’s

I smoke at least uh, eight a day

Smoke Christmas tree

Smoke Christmas tree

Roll it up on niggy

Smoke Christmas tree

Smoke Christmas tree

Someone pack enough on kila

Smoke white snow in outer space

The crumpled haze, will blaze for days

Smoke Christmas tree

Smoke Christmas tree

O lunch’s on niggy

Smoke Christmas tree

Smoke Christmas tree

Hot knives of hash with your homie

Been filled with cheese,

and bubblegum

And just enough to make me cum

Smoke Chirstmas tree

Smoke Christmas tree

I fuckin’ love to smoke weed

Santa, do you know what’s really in your bag?

Rucka Rucka Ali IDK

Power of the pen, I’m walking out a state pen

I seen cold-hearted thugs turn to gay men

Would I pay for some poontang? Amen

I’m lookin’ around for some bitches, uh!

It’s cold and my dick’s hard

Got a gun and a shank and pepper can spray and a Pritz card

I can’t pray, I betrayed every witch god

My bare hands to choke out a ninja, yeah!

Walk up to the street corner, see two crackheads and a Chinese foreigner, in a sauna

Said “Can I get some marijuana? I gotta get baked, I just served ten days for rape!”

He said “Are you porice?” I said “Don’t make me fuck yo ass in the face, homie!”

I’m trying to get a buzz, it’s what I does, I’ma join you niggas in the tub

(I don’t know)

What the fuck went wrong and how it all got fucked up at all

(I’m like yo!)

How the fuck did it all get fucked, how much lower can we go?

(If you don’t)

See the most fucked up world that yo ass has ever saw

We must be not looking at the same world, the same world, the same world, bro

Woke up two days later, fucking Ruth Bader

Took my dick and I told her that I wouldn’t date her

Went downstairs, two dudes from Al-Qaeda at a passover seder

Uh waiter?

That’s when my phone rang (Ring!)

Collect call from Pyongyang, oh dang, gotta go man! (Peace!)

Grabbed a salty potato from the place and said

“Y’all have a good one, I’m gon’ get some cocaine!”

Got into the Uber car, neighborhood is super dark

Rolled up to the diner, got a table with the driver

Told him not to speak, what he sees, to forget it

He said “I’m Japanese, all I speak is Japan!”

I screamed “Nobody move, I want some free food! Bring me some chicken fries!”

Driver said “Me too!” (Shut up…!) He got tossed out the joint

Driver said “That was bullshit!”

I said “You missed the whole point!”

Reach in my pocket, pulled out some ketchup packets

Salt and pepper shakers and forks, extra napkins (Aw shit!)

Then I pointed my gun at his fucking head! (What?)

I said “You saw too much, now you’re fucking dead!” (Wait!)

He said “You don’t gotta do this, I won’t squeal!”

Man I told you, keep quiet for the whole meal

He said “You’re so cruel, isn’t this enough?!”

But isn’t this how God and his angels treat us?!

(I don’t know)

What the fuck went wrong and how it all got fucked up at all

(I’m like yo!)

How the fuck did it all get fucked, how much lower can we go?

(If you don’t)

See the most fucked up world that yo ass has ever saw

We must be not looking at the same world, the same world, the same world, bro

What the fuck?

Rucka Rucka Ali Homeless

REMIX!

Rucka Rucka Ali

Ed Words!

102.7 Detroit!

Pinegrove Records!

This one goes out to the (real) Americans!

I live in the street

I live in a box

I got me some keys

But don’t got a door!

I eat Mickey D’s

Right off of the floor

Outside of the store

In the parking lot

[x2]

So if you’re white (Throw!)

Some change….

Because you’re balling like bigshots

So if you’re white (Throw!)

Some change….

Because I live in a bus stop

[x2]

I’m covered in lice

In lice

In lice

In lice

I live with my lice

My lice

My lice

My lice

Never mind cicada babies crawling on my face, I hate it (?)

8 or 9 or 10 I ate a couple on a plate today

Safe to say I blazed away my savings, I’m amazed, but hey

Throw me up some tonic and a drop of orange Gatorade

Baby I can take some baking soda and some cane and make a

Shake-and bake and take it to my lady for a little date

Book a (??) and pay in rocks and look us up what day it’s ’bout to

Rain and maybe we can raid the basement of a baby’s place

Living day to day is great, greater than some grated bacon

scraped up off the ground that’s been around like since like ’88

Ate a couple steaks today, scraped them off the road cuz they were

stuck inside the body of a dog that met its maker

They can take away my Lakers tickets, cuz they fake

But they can never take away my God forsaken salt and pepper shakers!

Let me get some change, you crackers gon’ get paid

Sit around and talk about how the office should get AIDS(?)

I live in the street

I live in a box

I got me some keys

But don’t got a door!

I eat Mickey D’s

Right off of the floor

Outside of the store

In the parking lot

So if you’re white (Throw!)

Some change….

Because you’re balling like bigshots

So if you’re white (Throw!)

Some change….

Because I live in a bus stop

[x2]

I live with my lice

Heads up, you better duck, swinging fists like I don’t give a fuck

cuz I’m drunk, brown-baggin’ is very necessary

So hairy people think I’m scary, sleeping in the cemetery

Cold as FUCK, cuz the shelter gave Ruck the last bunk

So I’m stuck eating garbage out the damn truck

ally cat for a snack seven days a week

Only gold plaque I got is on my teeth, buyin crack, cuz it’s cheap

Hold the record for nastiest feet

Stuck up Mickey D’s for a double cheese with a fake piece

Tried to be Bruce Lee n got a ride home from the police

real drunk, humpin’ tree stumps to get a nut, and yea I got

Herpes, so what, lemme get a cigarette, cuz.

aint had a shower in 12 weeks, and that’s late

I’ve been sleeping on 15 Mile and Orchard Lake

Girls be like “Words, you smell bad” I’m like

“BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN!”

You know, I’m a soulja, drink a case of King Cobra

Might weeble and wobble, but won’t fall down

Looking shitty like Detroit City from 6 Mile down

Reverse paparazzi, I watch the watchers watch me

Cuz I jump over shells like Mario and Luigi

BIATCH!

I live in the street

I live in a box

I got me some keys

But don’t got a door!

I eat Mickey D’s

Right off of the floor

Outside of the store

In the parking lot

So if you’re white (Throw!)

Some change….

Because you’re balling like bigshots

So if you’re white (Throw!)

Some change….

Because I live in a bus stop

I’m covered in lice

In lice

In lice

In lice

I live with my lice

My lice

My lice

My lice

Rucka Rucka Ali My Name’s Donnie Trump

[Intro: German Moderator]

Ich mag nicht fünfzigste Celebrity Apprenta!

Meet new host Arnold Schwarzenegger!

[Intro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]

Mr. Bieber, why’d your team lose?

[Intro: Justin Bieber]

(Mumbling)

[Intro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]

No excuses! Off to the gas chamber!

Now for paid political advertising

[Verse 1: Donald Trump]

Look, I’m rich as hell from my real estate and sale of shirts

I wish this president would give us better health insurance

I’ll build a wall, just got taller with a better view

I’ll build the Mexicans who make good money from cocaine

I just sold the billion hats

If you even blink I just sold a billion more, it’s for charity!

[Hook]

My name’s Donnie Trump and I’m orange and pink

My name’s Donnie Trump for prez 2016

That’s my name, okay! It’s on my birth certificate!

We’re gonna bring down crime

We’ll keeps cops guns and bugsprays (I love cops!)

I’ll build a wall so big that’ll keep all of the spics out

We’re gonna bring back jobs (Jobs, jobs!)

It’ll be so great!

I’ll build a wall so big that you’ll say

“Donald, it’s too big! Can you bring it a few feet down?”

[Verse 2]

Believe me. I know walls

I went to the best schools. The best

I got perfect marks. Perfect

My teachers said: “Donald, your marks are too high for us!”

“Could you get a few answers wrong?”

Sometimes certain people talk about a certain Trump

They probably do it so their ratings start going up

They say: “Who could we invite on the show?”

“The low ratings here are killing us! We probably should invite Trump!”

Look at the numbers. I have the best polls, best clothes

Best dressed in my own Trump suit and tie

Oh look behind me, it’s Hillary and Sanders

If you faggots come from Mexico you have to take a ladder

[Hook]

Who’s this curry-face in charge with Al-Qaeda links? (Look, who is this guy?)

I’ll send him back through immigration to find out what language he speaks

Ma’a salama ding dong, motherfucker!

Look, I love black guys (And blacks love me!)

I think blacks are great

I love Hispanic things like taco salad by the roadside!

We’re in a big decline (Cline, cline!)

I’ll make this country great

So we could have nice things like snacks and cheese and crackers (It’s great, yeah!)

[Verse 3]

I used to host the Apprentice, it was on every Sunday

We will build a couple things and give each a different name

And everyone of them competed back and that’ll let them stay

See in which one could make the most money for me

Now I’m travelling around the country with my friends

Saying things people like to hear about Mexicans

Please, take a MAGA hat and wear it, that is your donation

Thanks, I don’t even take money (Laugh)

[Hook]

When this world is mine (Mine, mine)

I’ll build a wall in space

And everyone will see that my penis is a pretty big cock (I guarantee that!)

I don’t like China (Na, na)

Although the food is great (It’s great!)

And those Chinese chinks have a big wall to keep the spics out

I love Mexicans. The Mexicans love me

I love Mexicans. I love Mexicans. Trust me

I get along with them. I get along with everybody

So vote for your good friend Donnie

[Outro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]

And if you don’t vote Trump, you’ll be rounded up today

Folded onto a train and sent off to vacation

There you will be taught the correct way to vote

All thanks to my good friend Donnie

Rucka Rucka Ali Welcome 2 Rucka’s World

Open the door, shut the goddamn door!

I got a herd of dead hoes on my goddamn floor!

And if you park too close then yo car gets towed!

This ain’t yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)

What kind of world is we livin’ in?

Where every girl showin’ titties to the world,

Getting views by the millions

8 niggas sucking on hillyo, make a billion!

Now he turns stars out of everyday civilians!

It so happens they haven’t any talent

Their characters are faggots

Jacked off by their parents!

Now every little hack that got a mic with his allowance

Is singing whack faggot shit, while faggots fuck his salad!

I was sent here with a mission, so everybody listen!

You in Rucka’s World now!

Fuck all you clowns!

You in Rucka’s World now!

I’m unloading rounds!

You in Rucka’s World now!

Don’t start no shit!

Cuz I’m ’bout to blast off

On your mom’s old tits!

Rucka-R-Rucka’s World!

Rucka Rucka-R-Rucka’s World

[x4]

Open the door, shut the goddamn door!

I got a herd of dead hoes on my goddamn floor!

And if you park too close, then yo car gets towed!

This ain’t yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)

Youtube tried to ask me!

125 billion view gone bye, bitch nigga! Who’s counting?

I’m wanted dead alive for unlimited bounty!

In every civilized town, village and county!

They’re finally getting high at my own funeral!

Pull the bullet out my brain and shove it into your skull!

Rip my dick out and fuck you in your grandmother’s bathtub!

You niggas make male cum look like Alfalfa!

Without me, you bitches couldn’t even survive!

You bitches need me to squirt cheese in your eyes!

The world hates me, but I see through the lies!

Light a flame through your town. Boomhouse, surprise!

You in Rucka’s World now!

Fuck all you clowns!

You in Rucka’s World now!

I’m unloading rounds!

You in Rucka’s World now!

Don’t start no shit!

Cuz I’m ’bout to blast off

On your mom’s old tits!

Rucka-R-Rucka’s World!

Rucka Rucka-R-Rucka’s World

[x4]

This ain’t yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)

You in my house, nigga! (House, nigga!)

Get the fuck out my house, nigga! (House, nigga!)

This ain’t your house, nigga!

I like yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)

I think I’ll take yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)

Now I’m in yo house, nigga! (House, nigga!)

Get out my house, nigga! (House, nigga!)

You in Rucka’s World now!

Fuck all you clowns!

You in Rucka’s World now!

I’m unloading rounds!

You in Rucka’s World now!

Don’t start no shit!

Cuz I’m ’bout to blast off

On your mom’s old tits!

Rucka-R-Rucka’s World!

Rucka Rucka-R-Rucka’s World

[x8]

Rucka Rucka Ali That’s Just The 80’s

This song’s by somebody called Tupac Shakur

I’ve never heard of him,

but I guess he’s got a movie comin’ out,

called “Notorius”, so…

Let’s go back to the 1980’s!

Yeah, come on, come on

It’s 1980,

I wake up in the morning, wearing Spandex

Is John Lennon living or his ass get dish?

I got a GameBoy in my fanny pack

It’s goes well with my member’s only jacket

That Captain Planet is a hero

That show brought my IQ down to zero

Cast of Different Strokes gettin’ death threats

Couple less, open your mouth for the Pez dispenser

Donatelo and his ninjas gettin’ down karate

Three ninjas whoopin’ ass with Mr. Eogy

I guess Bob Marley’s dead

But we still got a million white dudes with dreads

And we’ll probably see OJ sent to jail,

before we see a black president

What’s a dude gonna do with a Rubix cube?

And someone tell me what the hell is a Power Ranger?

Can’t a brother get some Cosby’s?

Stephanie got the bullet off of Uncle Jessie

I wanna go back to watch a movie

With the rat-at-at-pack

That’s the 80’s

That’s just the 80’s

We ain’t ever heard of AIDS

That’s just the 80’s

What’s crack?

That’s just the 80’s

We ain’t ever heard of AIDS

What’s crack?

Rucka Rucka Ali Peein’ On The French

It’s fine for you to rape chicks

on the bus in France

And you could take shits

and they call it dance

I’m not a racist, but I don’t like France

they’re gay

[French accent:] EH JE M’APELLE BONJOUR

They used to have a king back

in the day that was

A fuckin’ inbred

Couldn’t win a war

With fuckin’ England

Where they suck down tea

All day

[English accent:] HOT TROT DILLY DALLY CHAULK CAULK

And then Paris got invaded

by some German pedophiles

And the French collaborated

Rated

Rated

[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

and the French

[French accent:] HO HO HO

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

On your friends

[French accent:] HO HO HO

The Arabs need to get out

before the place blows up

Let’s help the French out

fill the air with drones

And watch em’ freak out

Syrians are fuckin’ gay

[Arab accent:] ALALALALALALALA

ALLAHU SNACK-BAR

[French accent:] HO HO HO, HO HO HO

The Dutch are uneducated

And Italians all should die

But the Frenchmen are they gayest

Gayest

Gayest

Gayest

[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

and the French

[French accent:] HO HO HO

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

On your friends

[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

and the French

[French accent:] HO HO HO

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

On your friends

[French accent:] HO HO HO

[French accent:] Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO

Oui Oui

HO HO HO

And the French are the afraidest

They surrender all the time

They like boners in the anus

Anus

Anus

Anus

[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

and the French

[French accent:] HO HO HO

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

On your friends

[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

Fuck Europeans

and the French

[French accent:] HO HO HO

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

What’s wrong with peein’

On your friends

On the French