The 2 Live Crew 2 Live Blues

[Brother Marquis:]

I bring home the bacon

Bitch I put it in your hand

But behind my back bitch

You been seen with another man

Oh I just had to shed a tear

Bitch you got to leave here

Is it me or him baby?

So long my motherfuckin’ dear

[Luke Skyywalker:]

Come lay you black ass down

Right beside me

Hold onto my dick

While I grab a little bit of that pussy

Suck it right

Bitch suck it all night

And if you ask me to eat some pussy

I choke your black ass all night

[Fresh Kid Ice:]

Since my baby left me

I been doin’ well on my own

Fucked the neighbour’s wife

And broke up a happy home

Now the bitch wanna live with me

This long dick Chinese

Bitch if you can’t fry rice

Well get your bald-head ass out tonight

[Mr. Mixx:]

I met this raggedy bitch

Down on southwest eighth street

I fuck that bitch from the top of her head

To the bunyons on her motherfuckin’ feet

I said Bitch as long as your pussy is

It’s a goddamn sin

I gotta hold an ironing board across your chest

To keep from fallin’ in

The 2 Live Crew Bill So Horny

[Sampled Words:]

What’ll we get for ten dollars?

Every t’ing you want.


Every t’ing




Yes, Bill?


Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House?


I’d do anything, Bill.






Well, do you swallow?


I sure do, Bill.


You do?




Well, what would you do with this cigar?


Well why don’t you let me show you, Billy.

Ooh! Don’t do that, baby! Ahh! Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaah!

[Chorus: repeated during breakdowns]

Ahh! Me so horny! Me love you long time!

[Verse 1: Brother Marquis]

Sittin’ in my office with my dick on hard

Fuckin’ all the interns ’cause I’m the boss

Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches

Said, “What’s up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?”

She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door,

Threw her draws on the floor and said “Fuck me!” like a whore”

I’m a freak in heat, a dog without warning!

Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan’s.”


[Bill during chorus:]

Now Monica …

Monica, c’mon, let’s go into the Oval Office, girl.

I just wanna break you off a lil’ somethin’ …

Comeon now, let’s go … well, you know we can go half on it, baby …

[Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice]

Gore always asks him why he sexes so much

It’s the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut

Since you’re married to Tipper, you shouldn’t be sad

Don’t tell Hilary so she won’t get mad

‘Cause you know she’ll be disgusted if he ever gets busted

And Newt will be mad ’cause he didn’t get the ass

He’s a Prez in heat, a freak without warning

He loves oral sex, ’cause Bill so horny!


[Bill during chorus:]

Oh, Monica, I want you to come over here

and break me off in the Oval Office, now …

di-did you bring your Presidential knee-pads?

I’m ready to get my freak on, girl,

I don’t know about you … I’m not a player no more, girl … naw,

I just crush a lot …

[Verse 3: Brother Marquis]

You can say I’m a pervert or a desperate motherfucker

I’ll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other

I’ll play with your mind just like it’s a game

I’ll call my homie Vernon so we can run a “train”

And fuck Linda Tripp, ’cause I hate that bitch

I even got her on tape sucking on my dick

I’m a freak in heat, a dog without warning

Hilary’s my wife, but Monica baby, you’re my woman


[Bill during chorus:]

Oh Monica … oh, I can’t believe it’s sogood, girl …

I’m gonna have to take you to the next Democratic Convention …

so you can hook up all the fellas …

this’ll be goodfor some vogues …

I can’t believe this … ohhh God …

[Breakdown: Mr Mixx]

[cuts and scratches: “Hey, what’s the matter, baby?”]


[Bill during chorus:]

Oh Monica, that’s …

oh, that feels so goood!

Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh!

Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!!

Oh yeah … ohhh … oh yes!

Oh …

[Verse 4: Fresh Kid Ice]

It’s true you weren’t employed until you met Bill

He made you an intern, and you ratted still

You tell your parents that he turned you out

In the Oval Office of the White House

You said it yourself, you like it like he do

You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too

He’s a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn’t warn ’em

He loves oral sex, ’cause Bill so horny!


[Outro] [repeated till end of track]

Fuckie suckie

Me fuckie suckie

[Bill during chorus and outro:]

Monica, I can’t believe you did this to me!

I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do this to me?

Now what’s America gonna think?

I mean, it could’ve just been me, you, and my wife Hilary!

No one had to know!

You didn’t have to go tell everybody, now!

Ken Starr’s on my case and …

bringin’ up all that Linda Tripp and Paula Jones and …

Jennifer Flowers stuff!

My wife won’t even talk to me! Hilary! Hilary! Hilary —

Chelsea, tell your mom I’m talking to her!

Hilary, talk to me, dammit!

Come on, say somethin’!

I’ll blow somethin’ up if you don’t talk to me, woman!

I can’t believe this! …

My career’s in shambles …

but I still love America!

Me so horny

The 2 Live Crew Banned in the U.S.A.

Government of the people

For the people

By the people

[News reporter:]

Earlier today in Broward County,

appalling courtjudges upheld the previousruling

to ban the sale of Miami rap group the 2 Live Crew’s double-platinum album,

“Nasty As They Wanna Be,” in Broward County.

[Someone else commenting]

“We think it’s the banning of free speech.

First Amendment protects material, resultably.”

[Luke being interviewed:]

“We don’t talk about, uh, harrassing and sexually brutalizing women in my music, man!”

“We don’t do that in my music, man! I’m tired of you saying that!”

[Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice]

We’ve got white-collar people trying to grab our style

Saying we’re too nasty and we’re 2 Live

Corrupted politicians playing games

Bringing us down to boost their fame

They must be joking thinking we will fall

But they’re like flies movin’ the wall

We stand tall from beginning to end

With the help from fans and all our friends

Freedom of speech will never die

For us to help, our ancestors died

Don’t keep thinking that we will quit

We’ll always stand and never sit

We’re 2 live, 2 black, 2 strong

Doing the right thing, and not the wrong

So listen up, y’all, to what we say

We won’t be banned in the U.S.A.!

[Chorus: 3x]

Banned in the USA, I was


“Luke’s concerts are for adults”

[Luke (being interviewed):]

“If it’s an adult show you have to be 18”

“Our record is a year old, but with all the publicity,

there’s a lot of people … curiosity is around!”

“We’re selling records to a totally different audience.”

“I take a precaution that nobody else has not stickered my album, I made

TWO versions, two versions two versions..”

[Verse 2: Brother Marquis]

The First Amendment gave us freedom of speech

So what you sayin’? It didn’t include me?

I like to party and have a good time

There’s nothin’ but pleasure written in our rhyme

I know you don’t think we’ll ever quit

We’ve got some people on our side who won’t take your lip

We’re gonna do all the things we wanna do

You can’t stand to see a brother get as rich as you

This is the 90s and we’re conin’ on strong

Sayin’ things and doin’ things that you’re sayin’s wrong

Wisen up, ’cause on Election Day,

We’ll see who’s banned in the U.S.A.!

[Chorus: 4x]

The United States of America

Government of the people

The United States of America

For the people

The United States of America

By the people

By the people

[Luke being interviewed:]

“The show in Hollywood, that was for 21-and-over people,

they had police out there, cars of the people coming in the club,

and they still arrested us for performing in front of adults!”

[Luke speech:]

What is this??

Is this not America?

This is not China!

This is not Russia!

This is not the place where they brought down the wall, this is America!

We have the right to say what we want to say,

we have the right to do what we want to do,

and what I do in my house, you might not do in your house!

So what I do in my house is my business!

And the simple fact of it all is that we are BONDED by the First Amendment!

We have the freedom of EXPRESSION!

We have the freedom of CHOICE!

And you, Chinese, black, green, purple, Jew,

YOU have the right to listen to whoever you want to, and even the 2 Live Crew!

So all you right-wingers, left-wingers, bigots, Communists,

there IS a place for you in this world!

Because this is the land of the FREE, the home of the BRAVE!

And 2 Live is what we are!

The 2 Live Crew A Fuck is a Fuck

[Intro: Mr. Mixx]

YEAH NIGGA!2 motherfuckin’ Live is back in this raggedy motherfucker,

you know what I’m sayin’!We are the undisputed originators of this X-

rated rap game, you know what I’m sayin’!I got my man Kid Ice to my

right, I got Marquis to my left, I got Luke over her to the side, you know

what I’m sayin’?Hey, yo, man, hey, kick that shit!

[Verse 1:Fresh Kid Ice]

Bitches on the dick ’cause of who I am (Yeah!)

The Fresh Kid Ice, the Chinaman

Movin’ from the bottom straight to the top (Fool!)

And I’m out for mine just to get one nut (Yeah.)

Splackin’ every day, always wearin’ the glove

A bitch must be stupid to fall in love (Ha!)

‘Cause the Kid love pussy, and nothin’ but the pussy (Yeah!)

So bitch, if you want to fuck with me,

Take a number (Fool!) and don’t keep fronitn’

I got plenty many bitches to Move Somethin’ (Yeah!)

I gots no time for silly games

Only real bitches, not sorry lames (Ha ha!)

So it’s up to you, either hang on or stroll on!

(My man ain’t got no time for no motherfuckin’ woman!)

If that’s what you want, you’re shit out of luck

I’m out for the pussy ’cause a fuck is a fuck! (Fool!)

[Chorus 3x:Mr. Mixx]

A fuck is a fuck, NIGGA!

A fuck is a fuck, HOE!

(A fuck is a fuck, NIGGA!Yo, Marquis, kick that shit!)

[Verse 2:Brother Marquis]

F-U-C-K-I-N-G, (Yeah!) I’m fuckin’ you and you’re suckin’ me

Fuck relationships; motherfuck love (Ha ha!)

‘Cause makin’ money is all I’m thinkin’ of (True!)

And when the bitches see me they start to holler,

“Marquis want some head and $500?” (Ha ha …)

‘Cause I’m a three-piece nigga, bitch, I don’t play

I want the pussy, the pay and a place to stay!(Fool!)

And the head, booty and cock, well, that’s mandantory (Yeah!)

BITCH, gimme mine as I complete the story

There are plenty of bitches out in the street (Yeah.)

And you’ll fuck another if you don’t fuck me (True dat!)

One I go fishin’, I’m on a mission (Yeah!)

And when I hook ’em, you know I overlook ’em (Ha ha!)

Had plans goin’ subtle and you’re shit out of luck (Yeah!)

A head for a head and a fuck for a fuck


(A fuck is a fuck, NIGGA!Yo, Kid Ice, kick that shit!)

[Verse 3:]


Bitches know what’s up ’bout the one-night stand (Yeah!)

Make a nigga wait with his dick in his hand

But (True.) they wanna fuck just like we do (Right.)

So hoe, stop frontin’, drop your draws, let’s screw!

You wanna be a hoe, so act like one

Just open your legs and let the Ice-man cum (Ha ha …)

Put your legs up high, straight to the buck (Yeah!)

Like I said before, a fuck is a fuck!


Some girls do and some girls don’t (True.)

Some girls will and some girls won’t (Yeah.)

Some girls fuck and some girls cry (Yeah.)

Some girls suck and some girls lie

Triflin’ hoes, it’s you I salute (Yeah!)

‘Cause a bitch is gonna fuck who she wants to (True dat!)

And if you’re lookin’ for love, you’re outta place

‘Cause you’ll only get a fuck and some nut in your face!(Yeah!)


(A fuck is a fuck, NIGGA!Yo, break this shit down, my nigga!)


Now, the example of a fuck is just a fuck.But let it be known that it’s

onlya fuck.See, some of y’all niggas get caught up in … fuckin’ a woman,

and thinkin’ that’s your woman, when it’s just a fuck.And some of y’all

ladies just get caught up with men, when they might be somebody else’s

men … that’s just a fuck!So a fuck is just a fuck!

[Outro:Mr. Mixx]

So there you have it, you know what I’m sayin’!2 Live is back in this

motherfucker, you know what I’m sayin’!We goin’ for motherfuckin’

Number five on the motherfuckin’ wall, fool!We are the originators,

you know what I’m sayin’!Can’t nobody fuck with us in this X-rated

rap game, and anybody that tries that fuck shit, know what’s up for


The 2 Live Crew Baby Baby Please (Just a Little More Head)


[Mixx scratches the line from “S & M”]

[Verse 1: Brother Marquis]

I thought I was fuckin’ until I got turned out

When the bitch said, “Marquis, can you stick your dick in my mouth?”

That experience has me all fucked up in the head

‘Cause half of my time is spent in bed

And when she calls, you know I’ma come runnin’

With my dick in my hand, the first lick, I’m nuttin’

There’s no freak in the world quite like you

‘Cause you suck my dick until my balls turn blue


[Verse 2: Fresh Kid Ice]

I remember the first time I got a blow job

You know what I mean, when she slobs on Bob

She was kissin’ the head, then she blew my balls

It felt like my skin had started to crawl

And the bitch kept suckin’ like a freak in heat

Movin’ like a basser without any sleep

And after she was done, this is what I said:

“Baby, baby, please! Just a little more head!”


[Mixx scratches “Kiss it, it’ll go off by itself!!” and “Suck me and my

partner’s dick!”]


The 2 Live Crew Bad Ass Bitch


[Mixx scratches “Bad ass bitch!”]

[During the breakdowns, we hear the Crew just hangin’ out,chit-chatting

about their sexual encounters. Most of their words are inaudible.]

[Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice]

There’s always one bitch in every town

Every time you see her, her panites are down

Always dressed fresh in the ladies’ wear

She sports the weave instead of hair

Known to the boys as a real fly cutie

Tight-ass jeans to show that booty

When we met, I acted grinnin”

Cause in my book, she was a queen

I felt that feelin’, anticipation

Later came the stories of a reputation

She was burnin’ since she was born I fucked anyway, ’cause the bitch was ON!


[Verse 2: Brother Marquis]

When we first met, I’ll never forget’

Cause her lips were moist, a touch soft and wet

We danced, to a funky tune

And stared at each other in a smoke-filled room

I said, “What’s up? Are you down with it?

Let’s go to the crib so I can run up in it!”

So we left the club for this night full of fun

I’m out for a splak, ’cause I’m not the one

For no bullshit or love-silly games

Let’s get butt-booty naked and do the wild thing

First she took off her panties, snatched off her bra

Out popped the biggest tits I ever saw

They were big enough to knock a man down

They were shaped like grapes, and my favorite shade of brown

My dick was hard, and she was hot like a heater

By the looks of her mouth, she was a dick-eater

I said, “You raggedy bitch, don’t play dumb!

Put my dick in your mouth and make this motherfucker cum!!

“Yeah! This bitch was ON!!


[Verse 3: Brother Marquis]

The head was smokin’, I had to call my friends

In the next ten minutes, all the boys were in

Dat was in the front and Lat was in the back

The pussy was poppin’ like Cracker Jack!

[Fresh Kid Ice]

She had to get paid; I put her in the trick

I gave her a penny for every inch of my dick

We kept on fuckin’ ’till the early morn



[Mixx scratches “Gimme more! Bitch!”]

The 2 Live Crew Boyz With Da Bass

[Intro mysterious music:]

“Absolutely no one under 17 will be admitted without parent or certified adult guardian.”

“They’ll fry your brain. They’re sick as hell!”

“Jolly good fun.”

“You’ll die dancin’!”

“Dark, gliding shapes that glide every long inch … “

“Buy ’em or die a thousand deaths!”



2 Live Crew

Boys with the bass!

“You better know it!”

[Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice]

That’s right y’all, you heard it ’cause we said it

And if you can’t read in the magazines,

You read about who? You know the Crew!

Fresh outta Pac

And the first to put the bass on the 24-track

Some said it wouldn’t work, some said it wouldn’t last

In New York, they say that the tempo’s too fast

You disregarded, but the albums got charted

We put ’em in the stores and millions habe bought it

An underground sound, not liked by radio

You hear it in the cars and at the dicso

On the airwaves, we misbehave

We’re too bold, too rugged in our nasty ways

From dirty minds come dirty rhymes

We’re not gonna beg for your time

You don’t play it? That’s cool with me

But somehow, our bass still reaches the street

As long as we got it, you can get it

People want the bass, so some try to steal it

From behind our back, and not in our face

‘Cause 2 Live is the Crew, the boys with the bass!


[Verse 2: Brother Marquis]

Holdin’ out own in the South-East region

When you come to the bottom, pledge to our allegiance

I’m glad to say that we’re the proud owners,

The rock-and-rollers, you can’t us this over

The name of the game is supply and demand

We supply the bass while you demand our jams

We could not wait to bring our bass to you

Because in this game, you lag, you lose

See, we serve our bass raw, straight up and not false

This is the kind you dance to, and not on 8-Ball

Plenty of bass, the beat, and the rhyme

That my homeboy Mr. Mixx carefully designed

Hittin’ hard as hell, and always droppin’

Bass is the reason why you are rockin’

When you hear our songs, and you see our face

Put two and two together; we’re the boys with the bass!


(“It’s the best in this city!”)