Twaimz The Llama Song: Part 2

Llama llama drop it, drop it

Don’t, stop it, stop it

Llama llama pop it, pop it

Like a rocket, rocket

1, 2, 4, 3

None of these llamas look better than me

And don’t be mad

Don’t be mean

Because I’m on your TV

Like “oh my god, who is he?”

I’m that llama you can’t be

Five star llama starting drama

Like a big fat mama llama

Eenie meenie miney mo

Seduce a llama like a pro

And if he hollers let me know

Cause Imma take that llama home

Happy llama, sad llama

Mentally disturbed llama

Super llama, drama llama

Big fat mama llama

Bring it back one more time in

La-looking like a diamond

My llama is so giant

You don’t like me stay silent

SHHHHH

Running through the fields

With my woes where I belong

And if you hated me you wouldn’t be

Singing this stupid song like

Happy llama, mad llama

Extremely depressed llama

Crazy llama, baby llama

Big fat lazy llama

Happy llama, rad llama

Extremely possessed llama

Hungry llama, grandma llama

Big fat pajama llama

Happy llama, sad llama

Mentally disturbed llama

Super llama, drama llama

Big fat mama llama

Twaimz The Roll Call Song

Hello class my name is Ms Wigglebottom and I’m gonna be taking the roll today

(Ehemm)

Issa Twaimz? (Here)

Gertrude?

Patricia?

Tony? (I’m here hello)

The gang is all here

For today’s class

The Roll call song

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4x]

My name is Issa (yeah)

But you can call me Twaimz

And I’m the ba-a-adest bitch so please don’t get in my way

And you can stare all you want (news flash) pictures last longer

Hey you wanna play a game of whose eyebrows are stronger? (yes please)

L-l-a-m-a that’s me

Wanna get with me no thanks I’ll pass

Got 2 new friends full of sass

Wanna talk shit? They’ll kick your ass

Gay or straight I fly first class

And hold your grudge and please just judge ’cause

Hush hush hush blush blush blush I am now my big fat crush

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4]

My name is Gertrude (yeah)

And I don’t mean to be rude

But I’m the hottest horse and I got an attitude (oops)

And all these horses hate while I eat my hay

But it’s okay you’re ugly now watch me gallop away

My name’s Patricia (yeah)

And I don’t need no mista

Because I got my best friend Gertrude (yup) she is my sista (that’s true)

I’m Bad bitch one she’s bad bitch two

Don’t forget Twaimz he’s number three

I’m a unicorn I’ll take your throne

Wanna meet our dad he’s number four

Do some math put us together Gertrude plus Patricia

We’re hot and everything you’re not HASHTAG GERTRICIA

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4x]

My name is Tony (yes)

And I’m the father of Twaimz (hey)

I’m better than the Kardeeshen ’cause they are lamez

I don’t play games (no)

I watch Arabic TV (uh huh)

I put you on pause and put me on repeat (let’s get it now)

T-O-N-Y tony tony I’m a hot dad with a pony pony

Think I’m fake? I am no phony

I’m the winner. Where’s my trophy?

I’m so stunning am I wrong?

I might as well have my own song

Happy Tony, Sad Tony, Mentally Disturbed Tony

(Roll call)

Issa Twaimz

G and P

The one and only Tony

And if you seem to disagree

Then stop, don’t talk to me

And if you aren’t a wannabe

Then prove them wrong sing along

To the Roll Call Song

Sha boo ya sha sha sha boo ya roll call [4x]

Twaimz The Crush Song

Hush, hush, hush

Blush, blush, blush

You are now my big fat crush

I’m single as I can be

You’re single, perfect for me

I’m gonna give you a bunch of reasons

Why you should date me

Reason number one – I’m super hot

Reason number two – she’s super not

Reason number three – I’m all you got

And all you got is someone hot

Boy check my résumé

You want a background check? Okay.

First name hot, and last name bitch

Wanna get with me? Now that’s the sitch

You think I’m trash?

Hell no, I’m class and I got a big fat ass

And all I gotta say is…

Please date me because I’m single

S-I-N-G-L-E, love me

And hug me, and touch me

And, well, fuck me

Boy, you think love is a game

And it drives me really insane

Well, I’m gonna give you a few more reasons

Why you should date me

Reason number four – I got cute brows

You don’t see it? I don’t know how

Reason number five – I got more personality than all your types

Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella

I said, “Hey can you be the Troy to my Gabriella?”

AH!

La, la, la love me

Your love is my drug can’t you see

I love you why don’t you love me

Invisible to everybody

I’m sick and tired of this shit

I just want a relationship

And all I gotta say is

Please date me because I’m single

S-I-N-G-L-E love me

And hug me

And touch me

And, well, no

Hold up wait a minute

You think I’m just a toy?

Well you are just a boy

And your love is a decoy

I really think you need some help

Cause now I’m taken by myself

And I’m gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo-ove me

Reason number one – I’m super hot

Reason number two – you’re super not

Reason number three – I’m all I got and all I got is someone hot

Boy check your résumé

You want a background check? okay

First name no, last name thanks

Wanna get with me you lost your place

You think you own everyone

I don’t belong to anyone

And all I gotta say is…

I love me because I’m single

S-I-N-G-L-E love me

And hug me

And touch me

And, well, fuck you

Hush, hush, hush

Blush, blush, blush

I am now my big fat crush

Twaimz The Hallowissa Song

W-w-w-welcome to Hallowissa

Change my name to spooky Issa

You’re the trick and I’m the treat

Nightmare on Hallowissa street

Back from the dead got out of bed

Yeah I was a sad bitch turned into a bad bitch

Look at the clock it’s Hallowissa, I’m a bad witch

You stay sad you’re gonna get sadder bitch

Blast off your sad thoughts into Saturn bitch

They stay mad ’cause they don’t matter bitch

So turn that frown into a crown it’s Hallowissa witch

I-S-S-A, oh my god he’s so gay!

Incorrect, gay and spookay

You really think you’re scaring me?

Please keep the hate comin’ my way

I’ll mix ’em up and make a drink

A love potion made just for me

Watch your wicked words haunt you to the grave

You stay sad you’re gonna get sadder bitch

Blast off your sad thoughts into Saturn bitch

They stay mad ’cause they don’t matter bitch

So turn that frown into a crown it’s Hallowissa witch

I spy with my spooky eye

A fuckboy ruining your night

I think he needs a little fright

From a little friend of mine

Felipe is here to save the day on Hallowissa bebe

If you break a heart I break your face

You wake up crying like a baby

You stay sad you’re gonna get sadder bitch

Blast off your sad thoughts into Saturn bitch

They stay mad ’cause they don’t matter bitch

So turn that frown into a crown it’s Hallowissa witch

Still feelin’ down don’t worry baby

Each and every evil feeling will evaporate eventually

Close your eyes imagine all

Those blue feelings in your bones

Give them all to me they’re gone

Bon appetite a meal for me

I’ll eat your insecurities

You stay sad you’re gonna get sadder bitch

Blast off your sad thoughts into Saturn bitch

They stay mad ’cause they don’t matter bitch

So turn that frown into a crown it’s Hallowissa witch

Issa is the name damn

Twaimz is the game damn

Calling all the bad bitches in Hallowissa land

This is the Hallowissa song now say it with me pretty please

I control my own happiness

I’m the wicked witch from Hallowissa street

You stay bad you’re gonna get badder bitch

Blast off your sad thoughts into Saturn bitch

They stay mad ’cause they don’t matter bitch

So turn that crown into a throne it’s Hallowissa witch