Twiztid Drugs & Alcohol

[Verse 1 – Blaze Ya Dead Homie:]

You know I smoke weed, it burns, I exhale

I’m high right now, who the fuck you gon’ tell?

You can probably smell aromas comin’ on strong

Like the stench of the water in the bottom of my bong

Ain’t no peace for ‘get along’, no I’m not a flower child

.45 up in my waist, you poppin’ off, we gettin’ (wild!)

Give me room in the zoom that I’m gone off the keyshia cole

Eyes closed, holding back the choke cause my lungs is full

Pass the shit, get it back again for another bowl

Smoking like a chimney cause there ain’t no carbonation ho

Nothing in the room but clouds far as I can see

You wanna get high with me?

[Hook – Dominic:]

A couple pounds burning up

I owe that loud

Mixed with that swerve in my cup

So high I can’t come down

And I’m shit-faced, yes I’m wasted

I’m shit-faced

[Verse 2 – Monoxide:]

How many times can I chime rhymes with a fried mind?

Is what you’re thinking with every line that you rewind of mine

Let me remind that in order to walk the border of evil

I’m burning quarters at the speed that a racecar drive

I get abnormally high but inside

I’m transforming like I was Optimus Prime

But the form that I reside is a crime lord

With an eye four times the size of any kinda cyborg y’all can find

Feel like I wanna go play on the dark side

So I got my little bag of that cloud nine

And I’ll start by taking a short drive to the cemetery

And then I’mma park, right, get a flashlight in a grave site

And then I’ll be ready to spark mine with a great time

[Hook]

[Verse 3 – Jamie Madrox:]

Yo Blaze, Monoxide

Y’all motherfuckers held it down for the weed heads, but what about the alcoholics?

Let’s go!

Roamin’ with the airlines as I’m floatin’, drinkin’ Cognac

Big glass, no ice, to the rim, I’m in, pushing my wig back

It’s time to sit back, 4 hours till last call

I got a pocket full of hundreds, I’m thirsty, I came to ball (Bouncin’!)

Do I tip or double pour double ounces?

Bottle here, bottle there, I swear I’ll share

That’s really where it counts

There’s a party where I’m sittin’

I’m soaking up all the liquid

Alcohol, yeah I’m addicted

My advice train is shiftin’

I went from doobies to blunts, a bowl to a bong

Now they’re toking it, they did even ripped it up in our songs

It’s impossible to be hard, sippin’ cocktails, two straws

But I’m granted, don’t understand it

Managed to pulled it off for alcohol

[Dominic:]

We got the sticky in the back

Hennessy on my lap, I’m sippin’ out the snifter

[Hook]

Twiztid Krossroads INN

[deamon]

Built in 1803 by pagan settlers, Krossroads Inn has been responsible for over ten thousand untimely deaths. Rated the number one haunted location in the world, according to the spirit guides. Rumor has it, that the consequences of spending one night at the Krossroads Inn will result in death of anyone.

[Madrox]

Got there in amazement, first haunted place that I’ve ever stayed in all night

up to this point was just chicken feet, this the real deal

welcome to the big leagues thrill seeker with a video cam in hand

I’ll be damned if miss a shot of the century on the count

of I was unprepared with video photography so I would be a little bit dumb

if I didn’t come wit state of the art for the hunt there’s a curse that

whoever signs the ledger with full name will never be aloud to return from whence they came

so to prove it all wrong I jotted mine down fast put my middle initial between my first and my last

sign my curse so I laughed, sign it like an autograph even let it know I put my tops down

who am I to believe that she is real as the camera rolls and records what I feel.

[Chorus:]

This is where my problem begins

After just one night at the Krossroads Inn

Cuz you can’t check out after you check in

After just one night at the Krossroads Inn

I’ve got to live it up

Even the the deads around

I’ve got to live it up

Screamin crawlin out of the ground

I’ve got to live it up

Even though the darks so scare

I’ve got to live it up

Twist and spin around in the air

I’ve got to live it up

[Monoxide]

Up the stairs and i’m climbin it quickly hopin the camera catches everything in between (I’ve reached the top now) I’m in the hallway walkin and i whip around quick cuz i swear i heard talkin and my candle drops and the house it goes black all of a sudden i feel a hand on my back lights come on I’m freakin out i can hear the people walkin on the top of the house Room flickers with blue light and catchin my attention i can see the reflection of someone standin there i got the cam and i’m holdin it steady and i’m thinkin i got the picture so whatever and i’m outta here door opens to an empty room and consume my inhibition to explore the moon was the flickerin light that i seen in the crack of the door alright i gotta make it to the end of the night.

[Chorus]

[deamon]

Signing the hotel ledger registry will prove what seems to be a funny hoax after all still what lies ahead just up them winding stairs is sure to be solid proof to any skeptical man.

[Madrox]

covered in shards of glass jumped through the window

and ended up in the lobby hit the floor on my ass

(i got up and brushed off)

now sure im confused

imma break every window wit an effort to get through

every door locked shut with a skeleton key

as apperisions re-appear dissapear in front of me

(im goin outta my mind)

as the camcorder batteries start to die

im the only one in here thats still alive

theres a lady in all white floatin down the hall

she says “welcome home sweety”

as her head falls off

now this journey got ghosts spell hauntin to me

but im trapped in krossroads and unable to leave

[Chorus]

[deamon]

Let this be a lesson to all of you who wish to reach out and contact the world of the beyond with your cameras and electrical devices. Respect for the dead is something you will never learn until you are truely home amongst the dead.

Twiztid Homebound

[Mr. Bones]

Get down!

Nod your head to my house fit

The groove is so funky you gotta jump out ya seat

Throw ya hands in the air

Cause I’m getting jealous of some mothafuckas

who just don’t care

But never speak on my Krazee House when I found you

Peep my lean go, muthafucka, I just begun

To rock the beat with a dash of Retro Horror Muzik

And I hear a fucking man

Don’t smoke as I choke

The terror it felt

Some stoking on my wicked shit the brain is about to melt

Halfway home to my padded cell

To be locked down and

sedated in my thoughts in my wicked realm

Holding my nuts kicking horrifying sound

Mr. Mr. Bones is headed home bound

[Hektik]

Going insane

I’m in pain

I ain’t dead yet

I come from the graveyard, the place where the madman rests

Grab my chest, rip it in half, and look inside

The bloody horror so gruesome, you’ll be hypnotized

Prince of Darkness, son of a bad shit

You can’t stand me

Bitch, I’ll kill your family

Who’d have thought, my ass is greater than the 7 Seas

And who’d a shut your ass quicker than a deadly disease

But still you plead

I stick yo ass and watch you bleed

What do I need?

“Nothing, fuck it, let’s pick up the speed”

I hang the pictures of my victims on the second wall

No chance to stall

It’s time for you to take the fall

My chain of thoughts bring my evil to the next phase

Come in my House and you’ll see just why I’m death crazed

When you’re alone, pay attention to my every sound

Fuck the casket, cause I’m going home bound

Twiztid Unjust Love

Stalker…stalker..

I’m not a stalker.

I follow her around and every day she shootin me down

I was a stalker

Then why is she alive

And would she love me better if I died?

She don’t love me she don’t love me like I do [x5]

I want to bathe on her blood

I want to eat both her eyes

I want to rip thru her skin

Untill I’m stabbin a spine

I want to play with her guts

You know I’m sicker then shit

And if shes only a corpse

You know that I have to commit

You know I love her so much and I think of hurting myself

My love is toxic and hazdours to her pretty health

She knows shes better without me but what the fuck does she know?

But with the tape around her mouth she’ll never tell me to GOOOOO!

She don’t understand what’s stressin me or

She wouldn’t of had them arrest me for

Tresspassing and leaving my pinky finger

Inside of a box and she found it on top of her panty drarwer

Out of my mind and out of my gord

Was I the paitent for hatin waiting

So now I’m masturbating on

Her front room floor.

And now I’m sitting in jail

And now they closing the cell door

I’m not a stalker.

I follow her around and every day she shootin me down

I was a stalker

Then why is she alive

Would she love me better if I died?

She don’t love me she don’t love me like I do [x5]

I keep my rubbers with cum in them as an offering

It’s like it’s christmas

The ornamaents on the coffin-in

I grab my penis and balls and boxers with clothes in em

And nail em both to her chest so her heart is close to em

I want to wear her skin like buffalo bill

And suck my own dick with a purse and some high heels

I know I’m better without her but what the fuck do I know?

She makes me feel like a crazy sexual animal.

I’m not a stalker.

I follow her around and every day she shootin me down

I was a stalker

Then why is she alive

Would she love me better if I died?

She don’t love me she don’t love me like I do [x5]

You’re so beautiful when you’re wearing red

Run my dirty though the hair on top of your pretty little head

You’re so beautiful when you’re wearing red

I’m not a stalker.

I follow her around and every day she shootin me down

I was a stalker

Then why is she alive

Would she love me better if I died?

She don’t love me she don’t love me like I do [x5]

Twiztid I Wanna Be…

I wanna be Batman ’cause everybody really ain’t shit to me

My super hero picture me if I was, Batman

Studios and shows

Utility belt with a compartment for the free rolls

Smokin’ bat bud off in the bad cave

Jamie Madrox (hidden message)

Gotham don’t look shit like Detroit

But I think these motherfuckers get the point

Listen, word on the street

About the Arkham break

Scare Crow, Poison Ivy, Catwomen, Two-Face

All trying to kill me before the nightfall

But I got a bat suprise for each one of all

Scare Crow tryna front with me when I’m up in Lakeside

Flash the Batarang watch the bitch nigga die

Hold up

I don’t know what the fuck you’re talkin’ about

You ain’t Batman, fuck you

I’m Batman

I don’t know who he was

I met this motherfucker in the flea market

He was sellin’ 8-10 glossies with his autograph on

I got the gloves

I got the belt

I got the boots

What?

Lemme walk in the closet for sec

Help! Help!

I got a bat dick

Help! Help!

You wanna see my dick bitch?

Ahaha….

Twiztid Unstoppable

[Monoxide:]

Now I don’t think that anybody really wanna get inside of my twisted mind

So sick your never gonna find something

Like it like me like this like mine

Like out of the ordinary

I want more to bury

Full of more gore

Than a chopped up whore

Makin’ torture porn

In a middle of a mortuary

Nothing left but the bones to carry

Put a bunch of holes in your capillary

Anybody claiming they were adversary

I don’t give a fuck if the cops pull up the shotguns out or the sirens blarin’

Don’t wanna get it scary

I’m very

Until the dead rocking in the cemetery

Since I was barely a little kid

Been waiting for the brighter day

So they can take it all away

Well we got sick & made a little family

With a name & grain with a sanity

Bigger tragedy

To a fucked up galaxy

Consumed by so many little bitty fallacies

Gotta find another way to get up out of the hell that they’re handing me

Unstoppable like an HIV

And your arteries make it hard to breath

Like a hand around your neck & I start to squeeze

And all I wanna do is bring em’ all to knees

They wanna make it hard for me

In a land of apologies

And it hardly means anything more than a shut front door with a sign says

“Please don’t bother me”

[Chorus:]

I can reach for the stars but I’ll end up down here

No matter what it takes

I’m a still keep on fighting I’m unstoppable till’ my last breath & my heart stops beating

I will never give up on me again

No matter how rough

And no matter how much shit this life can shovel in my path I’m a still be all OK

[Madrox:]

Cause’ they label me abomination

The whole world is destined to hate me

So I can only bottle up for so damn long

Before the glass gets a crack & I over flow

‘Cause I’m over the line and I’m out of my mind

Like I like to deliver when it should of been mine

Like a deal to survive like a shadow of the night

Next style is my style so rub it over kind

(And I will not die)

No matter what they put me to

Broke through the chance that they put me through

And it’s true unstoppable any motherfucking thing anyone can do

Not saying that I think I’m better

But this shit right here gonna live forever

This legacy me & him built together

Every word that they snake can’t fuck with me never

(Never never never)

Depending on the weather

Even if it’s sunny skies

It just blew me inside

When the world outside

Just don’t seem right

But I’m sitting by myself watching it pass by

And I’m thinking about the lies that they told me so

Cause I never had a chance to just let me grow

But they blame it like pesticide

With a smile on my face waiting for me to die off slow

(But I will not go)

Never be cold

When it’s 20° degrees below my head to the zero

Only like a Eskimo I’m no hero

When the voice from the soul carry on like an echo

Unbound out of control

And everybody knows

That were ready to explode

As we lock & load

And incinerated brain the automatic flows

Unstoppable

[Chorus]

[Madrox:]

Cause your feeling like the dark in the night

With a song that’s yours cause the beats so nice

And the lyrics so right

And it grips so tight

That your blown away like it was dynamite

Is that the reason that your feeling attracted

Are you compelled by need of in the casket

I know they probably wanna label you dramatic

And you ever wanna bury you in the sadness

So many to just to come to the madness

Others reach for lights in the midst of the blackness

In a need to elevate that attracts us grip to some silly bitches status

Like a plague and a chain

With a crack in the window

Paint stained with hate

Till’ it’s broken away

From frame

To sane to deranged

And everybody else seems to remain the same

[Monoxide:]

Your looking for acceptance to places your never gonna get it accept it

Our painted faces rejected

An abomination infected

With so much hatred collected

How can you say you didn’t expected to go this way

Like bad directions

There looking at me like a weapon

We got the world at attention

Were like this great invention

There all to afraid to mention

Shun me like bad intentions

But we’ll see who really had agendas

A misconception I don’t wanna be in your fucked up life or interventions

[Chorus]

Twiztid Killing Season

Divided he stands, inhuman to the core

He lashes away at life ’cause he feels he deserves a little more

Than the ordinary every day caged angels and freaks

Listen in his voice when he speaks

Hear it like the anger in the roar of the thundering storm cloud

But wicked is the weather that continues to rain down upon him

Light watered on him in a bad way and all that that hate is doing to me

And now he sits in the dead of the night thinking of two ways to die

But he can’t get it right, he’s still alive

Killer by design, he took the long road home

But the road was closed, no way home I suppose

On the last hunt for the youth and the runaways

Killed his blood relatives and then murdered his first grades

Long gone, any moments when the heart is suppose to beat

And there’s no one home behind the walls of vacancy of his mind

No matter what they do to me, no matter what they say

I can’t do right, I always go the other way

They can’t reach me, I refuse to reason

I am lost in my wicked mind and it’s killing season

It’s been a wash ever since he was born

And so he sits at home alone

Just trying to weather the storm

Hoping that the clouds will quit taking the form

Of a demon or a devil or an angel free fall

He’s like the spawn of a million hated souls

In a downward spiral so out of control

He lost the battle of life and couldn’t have any kids with his wife

And so he fucked her with a butcher knife

There’s nothing left but he stays alive to spite

All the people that just wish he was down by sunlight

But he ain’t going nowhere until they’re coming to get him

So it’s better to forget and just act like you never met him

If the chance comes, walk on the other side of the street

Because he just might be the last man you ever meet

And if you let him he would do some of the evilest deeds

And let your mind wander just for a second and you can see

No matter what they do to me, no matter what they say

I can’t do right, I always go the other way

They can’t reach me, I refuse to reason

I am lost in my wicked mind and it’s killing season

Confused she is given this little gift of life corrupted inside

Trackted by every guy she bites

Every force in her path she feels wrong

But inside insinuation couldn’t be more wrong

She presses on through the world every day with more rage

And the day is like a book and it’s written across her face

And the anger in her voice when she’s letting the demons speak

In a fit with herself after words of her being weak, losing control

Tied to whatever little soul she retains

Minusing all of the portions she gave away

To this point everything in her life has been pointless

She’s well in tune with feeling of disappointments

She killed her true self back in the day

And have never been the same since that selfish rage

Long gone, any moments when the heart is suppose to beat

And there’s no one home behind the walls of vacancy of her mind

No matter what they do to me, no matter what they say

I can’t do right, I always go the other way

They can’t reach me, I refuse to reason

I am lost in my wicked mind and it’s killing season

Twiztid Wasted

[Madrox]

(Man, I was so drunk last night..

I was drinking shots off this fine, young killer

Motherfucker, that was me)

MONOXIDE!!

[Monoxide]

I’m gone, but I.. (you gone, player)

I mean, I can’t even feel my legs like I’m froze

And I wanna get me dome,

But I can’t even take her home

I wanna go, but my girl keep blowin’ up my phone

I don’t give a fuck, though

Hand me a Dixie cup and a Red Bull

And I’mma mix it up with something special to make ya head go

Oh wee oh wee, oh wee oh wee

I just found a fuckin’ jar of weed in my car

I be rollin’ it, smokin’ it ‘till I’m up in a coma

Hopefully I’ll control the speed

Roll the window open and get the fuck up out the way

‘Cause I got throw up in the throat again

I’m on a potion binge

Please quit all “emotionin’”

It’s fuckin’ with my focus and

I need to see who the fuck it is I’m smokin’ with

She’s askin’ me what I wanna do, and I’m hopin’ hit

But I’m too gone for this

[Chorus – All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and ‘Bou Lou

Jäger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!!

Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!!

[Madrox]

(Yeah..

I ate all the shrooms and I drank a fifth of Jack Daniels..

I can’t feel my fucking hands..)

[Madrox]

I got a bit of Tanqueray

Little bit of Alizé

Put it in a cup and I fill it to the brim

Bottom to the skies, then I do it all again

Drink of champions, tell me who wanna contend

‘Cause I showed up drunk

Got a wet bar in the back of my truck

Crown Royal, Crystal Head, Seagrams Gin, Boone’s Farm, cold, dark

Get ya cup and shut the fuck

We ‘bout to party up

And sip and chug and drink

‘Till somebody pass out or throw up

Bubble guts, I’m soon to spew

How many drinks you had tonight?

Bartender said that 32 will slur your speech and blur your sight

36 will have you super pissy looking for a fight

And 50 will leave you holdin’ the toilet, puking for dear life

I grip the grass so my ass don’t fall off the fuckin’ planet

I’m drunk as ever but the plastered bitch don’t understand it

I can’t stand to stand up

‘Bout to piss, I’m pissy drunk

Pour the rest of my liquor up into 20 sippy cups

Sip it slow and finish up

Ain’t no quitter, listen up

Party’s paused, but it’s back on

The very second I wake up

[Chorus – All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and ‘Bou Lou

Jäger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!

[Jelly Roll]

Man, I woke up still higher than fuck

Man, I must have went to sleep with a hell of a buzz

Get twisted with Twiztid

It was ridiculous

Went to sleep with a thick bitch

And woke up with syphilis

Nasty.. in every sense of the word

Walkin’ in the waffle house about as high as a bird

B-b-b- back up off me, ‘cause I might puke

And there ain’t no tellin’ what I might do

I’m just like you, you’re just like me

Is he on some kind of pill?

I just might be

The room spinnin’, I think it’s time to go

Give me a couple seconds, and I might blow

[Madrox]

(AJAX!!)

[Ajax]

I’m eatin’ Jerry Bears until I’m barely there

Tripped my nuts off, landed in some chick’s derriere

Me and my hash rig make a scary pair

Stabbin’ globs on the skillet got these fairies scared

Yeah, I’m purple hash wasted

Met this junkie hoe Katrina

Left the party at her man’s

She got drunk and stole the Beamer

I looked her in her eyes, said,

“Get comfy, hold the weiner”

Then we slipped through the hood,

Vapin’, bumpin’ Funky Cold Medina

It’s ‘Jax, bitch

[Madrox]

(And it don’t stop!)

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and ‘Bou Lou

Jäger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!

[Liquid Assassin]

Gimme a jug of that Crowne

Guzzle that down

What’s the runner up?

I’m trippin’ on that now

I can tell by the feeling in my stomach

Any little more of something

And I’ll be slumping

I’ll be hugging that ground

Yeah, you can tell that I’m stumbling

I don’t know how to act now

Had a few too many, bugging the act out

Drunk off my ass and I ain’t fuckin’ sat down

That blurred vision

I’m on one and I’m lifted

Hit the dank mixed with that drank

Like Mad Mono, I’m Twiztid

And I’m gone

Not contemplating one conversation

Had too much drank

Get the fuck out my face, I’m wasted

[Madrox]

(Ladies and gentlemen.. BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE!!)

[Blaze Ya Dead Homie]

Get basted, tipsy and wasted

Bitch, pop a molly and get naked

You can be my guest on the spaceship

We on that DMT with the aliens

Let’s get drunk, see double

Talk a little shit, I wanna start a lot of trouble

Burn trees, indeed, top speed,

Wanna see everybody turning green

[Chorus – All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and ‘Bou Lou

Jäger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!

[Jahred]

(Bottle of Moët? Check

Kilo of cocaine? Check

Box of condoms? Check)

[Bukshot]

(Bukshot)

Fuck the bullshit, homie

Let’s get wasted

Throwing down the hatchet

Watch me turn into a spaceship

(Blast off)

Sippin’ on this liquor got me lifted

(Cast off)

Talkin’ to a volley ball, I’m Twiztid

Pull a pop cup full of vodka in the console

My head hurts like Daryl hit me with the crossbow

I saw Mono passing bottles like he’s Rondo

Jamie hit the bourbon like a Savage, call him Macho

Kush in the air, roaches in the ash tray

Life ain’t fair, drinkin’ on a rampage

Cops ain’t there, so we swervin’ in the fast lane

I don’t care, slow motion like I’m Max Payne

(Bukshot)

In the murder bucket, straight loaded

Naked bad bitches in the backseat, folded

My team’s ready, it don’t matter if they hate this

Tore up, laughing at your bitch

We’re fucking wasted

[Chorus – All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and ‘Bou Lou

Jäger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!

[Lil Wyte]

I’m in Ann Arbor, Michigan

Ratchets all around me

OG white kush got the whole room cloudy

Smelling like a pound of that shit

When we walk up in the place

Me and Trevor G

Taking gram blunts to the face

Chugging molly cocktails

I’m on my molly game shit

Fucked up at the hotel

Still there ain’t a bitch I can’t hit

Got crossed eyeballs

I can barely see where I am goin’

Got 2 Xanax bars in my body

Now my heart rate is slowin’

But I know I’ll be alright, I do this all the time

I actually live the life I rap about

In every one of these rhymes

Ask Twiztid, they’ll tell ya

I’m a crazy motherfucker

Abominationz tour every night

Lil Wyte was slightly drunker

Ha ha haaa..

[Madrox]

(Yeah, you right Lil Wyte

Now roll the motherfucking blunt

I’ll pour this motherfucking Crowne

We get wasted)

[Chorus – All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and ‘Bou Lou

Jäger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!

[Johnny Richter]

I hear a lot of people jibber jabber

About doin’ this or that

(Johnny Richter!)

But me, I’m only spittin’ facts

(Real knows real)

It’s Richter teaming up with Twiztid

Twistin’ nothin’ but the biggest

Getting’ lifted, we malicious

You not smokin’? That’s suspicious

Writing rhymes in hieroglyphics

Munchin’ brownies, it’s delicious

[?] that ass, kick that ass, kid

I’m losing my mind

But with the way I’m looking, fuck it

I’ll just cook up some more crack

Drinkin’ vodka out the bucket

Mixed with heroin and smack

Me getting’ sober? That’s hilarious

The joke of the year

Wrecked on the taste of getting wasted

I made it my career

[Chorus – All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and ‘Bou Lou

Jäger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!

[Jahred]

Here we go again

I can’t see straight

I’m Twiztid off of that Jack Daniels and that purple haze

Here we go again

I’m fuckin’ retarded

From that Xanax, that Vicodin, that cocaine and Bacardi

Here we go again

I’m fuckin’ up again

I’m alienating my family and my closest friends

I’m wasted

Feeling of out place and

Falling so hard, so hard, I’m on my face again

Puffin’ that green shit

Sippin’ that mean shit

Smoking like a lunatic

I feel like I’mma win again

[?]

(Can somebody get the paramedics over here, please?

This nigga doesn’t have a pulse..

Can somebody call 911, please?

Aw damn..)

[Chorus – All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and ‘Bou Lou

Jäger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!

Twiztid White Trash Wit Tat-2’s

[Monoxide Child]

Karate chopping mothafuckas like (Hiyah)

Lord of the Rings, I’ll make the dragon breathe (Fiya)

It won’t stop till my heart beat expires

And then I keep it going till the underground retires

We keep it darker then a vampire

With your body in my trunk, with my bumps and my spare tire

Monox I-D-E, when disaster strikes, it looks just like me

A wild germ set loose, I’m abused by most

I’m a plague that will wipe out most of the east coast

Come with me, run with me, try to escape

We love, not hate, now can you relate?

Burning me inside, with the pain of never knowing

Can’t explain why the rain don’t change, it keeps glowing

I’m a lighting rod

Rocking the dead, a little bit frightening and odd

But I never forget, because you know

[Chorus x2]

We be the all doing, the all seeing, the all knowing

Chainsaw, baseball bat, and axe toting

Eastside, white trash with tattoos

This is how the fuck we live

This is what the fuck we do

[Jamie Madrox]

Twiztid in this bitch, double 0-tre

And we crush any nemesis

Jamie Madrox, got shaped like a jellyfish (Like a succubas)

Brain of a scientist *Gibberish*

I’m the adbomible beast from the east

I’m the walker of the dimension X, in search of inner peace

I’m everywhere and nowhere at the same time

Scales of the book, a savior of mine, remains by my side

Inside, where all the negativity goes

Sprayed down with herbicide so love will never grow in this host

And I’m changing forms, scared to death to come in view of great thunderstorms

It hurts far worse, lighting never strikes in the same place twice

You got to be precise to exist in the midst of the don’t say shit

To the maniacs with eyes in the back of their head

[Chorus x2]

We be the all doing, the all seeing, the all knowing

Chainsaw, baseball bat, and axe toting

Eastside, white trash with tattoos

This is how the fuck we live

This is what the fuck we do

[Jamie Madrox]

Hostile

Slapping a chicken head and our styles evadable no matter what you said

Are you stupid? You need to clean your earholes

Smash on a clown no matter how many zeros

These superheros don’t ride brooms

Smoke mary jane, and leave the club with some mushrooms

I don’t need no X to fly high, who’s the next to die?

I’m already high and trying to stay alive

[Monoxide Child]

Now everybody blaze a bag of weed and relax

And live your life through the underground with the maniac

Why they saying that? Is it cause of my tat? Because I’m white and spitting a rap?

Is it cause I keep coming with an axe and an “x” in the middle of my head?

And I wish I was dead?

The only thing I wanted instead was to be left alone

And stay the fuck out of my zone

So come and get me

[Chorus x2]

We be the all doing, the all seeing, the all knowing

Chainsaw, baseball bat, and axe toting

Eastside, white trash with tattoos

This is how the fuck we live

This is what the fuck we do

Twiztid So High

[Monoxide]

Now I’m smoking like a chimney

With the purple cush up in me

I’m really on cloud nine I got aliens sitting with me

So many seem to forget we will smoke until your eyes get peeled

So every now and again we gotta remind ya about the smoker deal

One, never smoke it brown and not if I don’t break it down

And three, if we ain’t fucking don’t be touching on my thunder now

My mouth is getting dry and you see the veins in my eyeballs

Looking like I just doused em in alcohol

I light a Newport I’m also addicted to menthol

And I’ll be smoking till the coroner calls

And my plants are all tall and fluffy

And when I’m checking my buds

I swear to god I start to dance like puffy

I’m old school like a huffy and a set of roach clips

And if you notice when you looking

I get the resin on my lips

I put a halfy in a paper and you’ll never see it drip

And I’ll smoke it till it burns all the way down to my fingertips

[Chorus]

I’m so high

And I’m never coming down, never coming down

I’m so high

Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)

I’m so high

And I’m never coming down, never coming down

And I’m never gonna come back down

[Jamie Madrox]

I’m so twisted and smoking Jane gets me lifted

I sip hypnotic till my bladders full and I’m pissing

I only smoke bammer if it’s carefully sifted

To avoid sticks and beans from splitting the seams

If its weak smoke more

What you think them zig zag packs

Come packed with thirty two leaves inside for

If your lucky enough to be blowing gan

You better hit it like a pro and hold it as long as you can

[Lavel]

We get high like everyday

We smoke weed like everyday

We rather die then be dry

So don’t play

So if you don’t wanna smoke get the fuck out the way

We get high like everyday

We smoke weed like everyday

We rather die than be dry

So don’t play

So if you don’t wanna smoke get the fuck out the way

[Chorus]

I’m so high

And I’m never coming down, never coming down

I’m so high

Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)

I’m so high

And I’m never coming down, never coming down

And I’m never gonna come back down

[Violent J]

I’m fucking doing good I can afford my habit

Seven hundred sack a cush watch me grab it

I’m a fool like that

Smoking in the parking lot outside a court

I’ll get you higher that the airport

I know you trying to be a homie passing me that tree

But you fucking with professionals and rookies get beat

I fucking slap kids passing me the buster brown dust

I get insulted leave you with your crown bust

I fail piss tests and give a shit less

And you’re a fool like a mother fucker thinking you gonna hit this

Back up off me softly you puke hitting mine

Even if you catch a contact it’s your quittin’ time

I’m riding with Madrox we smoking up mad blocks

Rattling your street leaving smelling like Woodstock

Get some hatchet in your life get some matches and light up

A fucking plant with me, boy we family!

[Chorus]

I’m so high

And I’m never coming down, never coming down

I’m so high

Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)

I’m so high

And I’m never coming down, never coming down

And I’m never gonna come back down

Never ever gonna touch the ground (ground)

I’m so high

I’m so high

I’m so high

And I’m never gonna come back down

[Outro]

(Hello)

Tina girl please tell me I’m awake cause I think I’m dreaming

[Illegible]

Oh I think I met my soul mate at the pulse last night honey

(What!!!)

He was adorable he was so drunk and so hot then I gave him one of those little things

(Uh huh)

He danced for me in his drawers girl

[Illegible]

Well yea he’s sleeping right now he took me home

(What!!!)

Wooo he freaked me girl

(Oh my god) [Illegible]

Yes yea oh he’s gotta wake up and take me home soon

Cause girl I am starving and all he had in his fridge was some cheese and dough nuts

And I finished that an hour ago so I’m gonna have to wake him up

(You’re gonna wake him up!!!!)

OK I’ll call you then

(K)

Bye girl

[Click]

[Creaking and groaning]

Honey boo you gotta get up, wake up honey you gotta take me home.

(I smell some –)

You remember me right?

(Hey who the fuck is you?!)

(No you didn’t! No you didn’t!)

(Did you rape me?!?)

[Crying] You don’t remember me!!!

(Wait a minute get outta my house!!)

(Are you a man? Wait a minute: What part of the game is this man?)