Vanilla Ice Anthropology 101

[Phone Message Zero]

Yo whassup boy

I was tryin to see if you was by the TV

I wanted to tell ya some shit on Discovery Channel about neanderthal man

And the type of man that was before them

you know how they came after them

But guess you got the mobile off

Later

Vanilla Ice A.D.D.

Thru-out my dream these hands are tied

You wear your mask, but I see inside

Never a vision I haven’t seen

All these lies spurred from dreams

All these lies left me blind

Whether yours? is all in time

With these hands built this life

Hands of mine now I’m alive

Just can’t hide from my self [x2]

I just can’t hide from my self

Just can’t hide from my fuckin self

I can’t hide [x2]

And I can’t hide [x2]

Cause I just can’t be myself

Cause I just can’t fuckin be myself

And I just can’t hide from myself

Everytime it’s just myself

I can’t hide from my fuckin self

I wanna peel my skin hang it on the shelf

Die from no pain

A minimal brain

Damn I’m like an idiot when I go insane

Too impulsive too impatient

Anxiety’s got me screamin this hatred

Still I strive to stay alive

Gotta get mine cause I just can’t be myself

Cause I just can’t fuckin be myself

And I just can’t hide from myself

Everytime it’s just myself

Is there some future? contemplate

I need gratification before it’s too late

The cravings are dry, drive me thru

Self destruction can always be true

Islands of fire keep me alive

No drugs around can fill me inside

I can’t hide

And I can’t hide

I know I can’t hide

And I can’t hide

I just can’t be myself

And I just can’t fuckin be my self

I just can’t hide from myself

Everytime it’s just my self

Vanilla Ice Blowin My Mind

Coolin in the shade

Sippin on lemonade.

I hear a knowck on the door who is it?

Kim, ocmin’ to pay me another visit.

She tells me that I’m on her mind,

And a player like me is very hard to find.

I like the way she licks her lips starin’ in my eyes,

I must admit she’s got some juicy thighs.

I like the way she wears her hair and the tight skirts fit,

That’s why I got her in my mix.

All she wants to do is hit the sheets and keep it goin’,

That’s why I’m mind blowin.

Mind blowin, blowin my mind…

Ten minutes past, I got my eyes on her ugh…

She’s shaped like an hour glass.

I like the red lipstick, she took a popsicle out,

And put it in her mouth quick.

She whispered in my ear, saying those things that only

A mac would like to hear.

You see, I like a girl that really turns me on

Twist with her walk, and sexy on the telephone.

She tells me she dreams of me, she wants to be with me

And not another memory,

But for now we can hit the sheets baby,

And keep it goin’ now I’m mind blowin.

Now the heat is on my fingers still in her hair,

Now she’s reaching for my underwear.

I’m thinking I should make her wait

For another day, oh I forget, sherri’s on the way.

Off came the top, she’s looking in my eyes

Here we go with the big surprise.

I guess I can’t resist it, hands all over my body

As she puckered up and kissed.

Uhhh, off came the pumps, I’m checkin’ out the rump

She’s got a lotta junk in her trunk.

And finally we hit the sheets, and kept it goin’

Now I’m mind blowin’.

Vanilla Ice Dancin’

Dancin’, Dancin’, Dancin’

Come on, come on, come on everybody

Come on, come on everybody

Come on everybody, come on, come on everybody

Come on, come on everybody

Let’s do this dance

Get out your seats and let me shake your pants

Oh, with the base cold thumpin’ and the hihats snaren’

People are jumpin’ and the fly girls are staren’

People under 40…Yo! Let’s get down

Because they need more break and now it’s sliced by Shay

The records out so don’t wait

The style that I’m doin’, it’ll ruin

All you people came here just for booin’

Get your dead ass up and back on the floor

Jump in the groove and let Vanilla go

Insane, with my gold chain

You know you’re gonna’ see it on Soul Train. Hit it!

Dancin’, Dancin’, Dancin’..

All you people on thel eft, shake your thing

And everybody on the right, do the same thing

Now, the people in the middle, try to enhance

Come on everybody, let me see you dance

In motion, with the potion

Get up everybody and locomotion

All swing and do your thing

Unless of course, you can’t hang. Chillin’ is o.k

But not when I play this song, move along, be gone

Yea! The beat’ll make you move when the records on

Get with this style and update it

Like my record is, when you play it

Def comin’ strong, hard like a matador

I saw my style, my soul up on the dance floor

Dancin’, Dancin’, Dancin’…Do it! Funk it up!

Dancin’, Dancin’, Dancin’..

Swingin’ until the night is through

Just let your feet and your body take control of you

Just like a trance to keep you movin’

Everybody can do it, just keep on groovin’

Of the 808…just kickin’ like a chicken that you just ate

So catch a groove so we can get down

Yell out the name of your hometown

Miami…Catch the groove. L.A….Catch the groove

New York…Catch the groove. Seattle…Catch the groove

Dallas…Catch the groove. Detroit…Catch the groove

VIP dancers…Catch the groove. Everybody…Catch the groove

Do it!

Dancin’, Dancin’, Dancin’…Yea! Can we do it?

Dancin’, Dancin’, Dancin’…Come on everybody..

Vanilla Ice Crash And Burn

[Phone Message from Ross Robinson]

“Hey dude it’s Ross

Just callin to say hey

I’m much better now

I fractured my spine

It was fucked up

I did a triple over a double

And landed on my head

So um…I did it on the 426

Yep…wasn’t to fun

But before that dude I was fuckin totally in tune

And feelin kick ass on the track

It was like the best I’ve ever felt

So maybe thats why I started gettin all cocky and shit

Uhh…Alright man, just workin away super hardcore on Slipknot

And I’m about 5 days left and take like a week off

Or somethin like that and start the next one

Hope your doin good dude

Talk to ya later”

Vanilla Ice Bounce

Now raise your drinks at the bar, Butts and bras.

House speakers coming out your sneakers,

Come on and release the juice. And let it all

hang out like prostitutes. For those that don’t

know, I’m back up in ya grill. Set it off, can I do

another spill, I make the speakers go boom in

your ear. Write a rhyme, put it together like

Shakespeare. Drop it in the streets, you bump it

in your Jeeps. We make it phat enough, Now

everybody get your drinks up Get your drinks

up Get your drinks up Get your drinks Get your

drinks Get your drinks up

[CHORUS:]

Put your head in the air.

Bounce like you really don’t care.

Bounce Bounce

I could take you there

Bounce Bounce

Are you scared? Tell me, are you scared?

Baby, put your head in the air.

Bounce like you really don’t care.

Bounce Bounce

I could take you there

Bounce Bounce

Are you scared? Tell me, are you scared?

Cause I get crazy, party with your friends all

night. In the club feeling love, everything’s all

right. Now Come on along and just ride this

song. To the proper cuttin rhythm. Dj cuttin it

raw, To the break dawn, Got it going on, Keep

you hot in the shade, While I go in a rage, I got

pounds and pounds of this so go on down to

this, I ain’t net to this, Woo, dope I’m sellin ya.

Keepin’ you coming back, Capable of cutting up

the party like a lumberjack, Thought I wasn’t

capable but yet I get the flava bro, Back to the

lab, grab the pen and pad. Yeah, droppin’ science

that you thought I never had, And if you came

here to party like you don’t give a Fuck. Put your

drinks up, Put your drinks up, Wooha, Wooha

[CHORUS]