Flight Of The Conchords A Kiss Is Not A Contract

A kiss is not a contract

but it’s very nice

Mmm. it’s very nice

Just because you’ve been exploring my mouth

Doesn’t mean you get to take an expedition further south, no

A kiss is not a contract

but it’s very nice

It’s very very nice

Just because we’ve been playing tonsil hockey

Doesn’t mean you get to score the goal thats in my jockeys

Just because I’m in a two-man novelty band

Doesn’t mean it’s all about poon-tang

I can’t go around loving everyone

I just wouldn’t get anything done

You could take me out to dinner that might be quite nice

You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice

But that won’t get you into pants paradise

They call it a fly because it takes you up to Heaven, Whoa-ohh

A kiss is not a contract

But it’s very nice

It’s very very nice

I’m only one man

Baby, pretty baby

We’re only two men, Ladies

Babies, oh pretty babies.