Jordan Smith You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel,

You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,

You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

Just face a music, you’re a monster, Mr. Grinch,

Your heart’s an empty hole,

Your brain is full of spiders, you got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,

I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch,

You’re a nasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch,

You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,

Given a choice between you I’d take the seasick crocodile!

Seasick crocodile!

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

“Stink, stank, stunk”!