Junior Doctor Impressive

I’ve been hearing things, and I’d like to let you know

That typically I’d hear them and then just let them go

But at the frequency I hear, it’s clear to me you need a hand

So go ahead, blame me, cause unlike you I can take it like a man

So go ahead and tell them all, stick with what you know

Because all you do is talk, and you put on such a show

So go ahead and tell them all about how you are the reason

That we’re anything at all. We’re glad you know you’re so impressive

In my defense I’ve done my best to try to clear the air

Called and stopped by, but conveniently you’re never there

So if you wanna hide that’s fine, but know that you have made this mess

And every minute that goes by just makes me care even less

So take a shot and drink your beer, then light a cigarette

Mix in some prescription pills, soon you’ll just forget

That one by one you’ve lost all the respect of friends you had

So bottoms up, cause here’s to you and stabbing good friends in the back