Ray Stevens Bridget The Midget

Well come on down to the go go, we’re down on the strip

If you want to get hip to a brand new trip

They got a new soul singer, she’s really dynamite

Jam up, jelly tight, out of sight, alright, ow!

Well, she may be small, just two feet tall

But if you give her half a chance she’ll pin you to the wall

She’s a little showstopper, you’re gonna have a ball

She can sing, she can dance, she can really do it all, yeah

And now, ladies and gentlemen, without further adue

It is indeed a great pleasure to introduce to you

Held over for three weeks and getting rave reviews

Here’s Bridget the midget, the queen of the blues

Here’s Bridget, hahahaha

Thank you folks, haha

Thank you

I want to know something

Do you feel alright? (Yeah)

Oh, come on now, you can do better than that

Do you feel alright? (Yeah!)

Wow, that makes me feel so good

Let me hear it again

Do you feel alright? (Yeah!)

Oooh, ooohooohooohoo

Yeah, yeah, yeah, hahahaha

Alright, hahaha

Alright, hahaha

Here we go now

Is everybody ready?

Here we go, everybody sock it to me

Yohohohoho (Yohohohoho), hahahaha

Yohohohoho (Yohohohoho)

Oooh, yeaheah! (Yeaheaheah!)

Well, come on everybody have you heard the news

Bridget’s in town put on your rockin’ shoes

Into my bag and doing my thing

Rock it to me, sock it to me, listen to me sing

Singing oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Oh I dig it, I really dig it

Hey, get away from the stage there, fellow!

But I dig it

Now folks get ready for an extra special treat

She can lay down a beat she’s a real intranser

Here’s Bridget the midget and her flying feet

The worlds one and only go-go tapdancer, go!

Hahahaha

Oooh!

Oho, I dig it, I really dig it

Hey, sit down, fellwo, you can’t come up on the stage

But I dig it, oh!

Now here’s the moment we’ve all waited for

Three singing little cuties that we all adore

You’ve heard them with Bridget on all of her hits

They lay down a groove and the sound never quits

They got what it takes, there ain’t no doubt

Strawberry and The Shortcakes, work it on out, ow!

(Shoobydoo-wop-wop)

(Shoobydoo-wop-wop) Oh, let me hear it!

(Shoobydoo-wop-wop) How precious!

(Shoobydoo-wop-wop)

(Shoobydoo-wop-wop) Yeah

(Shoobydoo-wop-wop)

Well, come on, everybody, have you heard the news?

Bridget’s in town, put on your rockin’ shoes

Into my bag and doing my thing

Rock it to me, sock it to me, listen to me sing

Singing oooh!

(Shoobydoo-wop-wop)

(Shoobydoo-wop-wop)

Oh, I dig it, I really dig it!

Hey, watch it! You can’t do that, fellow!

But I dig it, I love you, Bridget!

Get back there, get back!