Rehab Lawn Chair High

Well it’s just another lawn chair high

It’s just another lawn chair high

And I’m sittin’ in the carport

Lookin’ down the driveway

Watchin’ all the cars go by

And it’s alright…it’s alright

And it’s alright…it’s alright

Hey Reese, check this out

And while the world trippin’

I’m sippin’

I really don’t give a flyin’ parapalegic chicken

watchin’ the cars

we don’t need bars

we got a garage

a cooler full of beers

fuck an entourage

my life is one big funny mirage

I slept all day

and I’m a sit and let the cd play

my wife is a thousand miles away

and I’ve got Xaanax all the way

no work, all play

my attitude is go away

I’m talkin’ to people

I’m through with this episode

I’m workin’ on a sequel

I take my iced coffee with 2 Equal

I’m too evil

at least that’s what people think

you wonder why I drink

’cause I’ve done it all, seen it all

and it don’t really matter

I might as well sit in the carport

talk shit and get fatter

It’s just another lawnchair high

people rollin’ by, “Hi”

look here, don’t die

Well it’s just another lawn chair high

It’s just another lawn chair high

And I’m sittin’ in the carport

Lookin’ down the driveway

Watchin’ all the cars go by

And it’s alright…it’s alright

And it’s alright…it’s alright

Hell yeah, got my boombox

this tune rocks

the boondocks

back as well

packin’ the bag of the wacky tobacco

pack a bowl up

you can stack or fold up the lawnchair

I don’t care

got a brew in the Igloo cooler, too

plus a barrage of puzzlein’ thoughts

in my garage, guzzelin’ Heinekin

my mind I cannot focus

’cause I’m blind again

so find a friend to tell it to

I’m tryin’ to relax, dawg

I ain’t tryin’ to hear about

the guns, loot and cars

or one silicone titty, pity

done tootin’, bars

I’m tryin’ to catch the escalator

to the sun, moon and stars, bra

you gotta love it, whoo

like Jimmy Buffet, yeah

give me some stuff that I can handle

and fuck it

and please hold my calls

’cause I’m out for the night

mosquito bites and lightnin’ bugs

got neon bars

you better recamuthafuckinize

give me that funnel and run along

youngins

Well it’s just another lawn chair high

It’s just another lawn chair high

And I’m sittin’ in the carport

Lookin’ down the driveway

Watchin’ all the cars go by

And it’s alright…it’s alright

And it’s alright…it’s alright

Hell Yeah

I got it all goin’, I know’n

and there ain’t nothin’ that you can

tell me in this moment

and I’m hopin’ this evening

I’m leaving all my troubles inside

while I sit and get by

with what I really do best

and if I may suggest you do the same

which is nothing

and that ain’t frontin’

I’m steady comin’ with it

talkin’ to myself and all else

it’s gettin’ figured out

as’n I gets further along

turn the right into wrong

change the words to this song

I know I ain’t singin’ along

but deep inside it feels on

so I’m a carry on

sippin’, skippin’

every other idea that

that runs up in here

’cause it’s clear, they multiply

fly back between both of my ears

and who cares?

I’ve got a minute if you’re with it

we can get it

set it in the chair

somewhere in the front, out there

holler in the air

“WE THE SHIT OVER HERE!”

Well it’s just another lawn chair high

It’s just another lawn chair high

And I’m sittin’ in the carport

Lookin’ down the driveway

Watchin’ all the cars go by

And it’s alright…it’s alright

And it’s alright…it’s alright