Watsky (George Watsky) Springtime In New York

Mister Softee’s back

The block under attack

Frozen Mickey Mouse head massacre

Mac cherry matte glossed lips smack

Please mind the thigh gap

Pierced venus fly trap

French kiss french toast french roast light frap

French-goodbye the nightcap

Full Japanese sleeves

Brazilian hair weaves and bazillionaire thieves

Heavenly heavily creased Canal Street queen

25 if a fiend

Maybe 40 if she’s clean

Shorty in black, Nightmare Before Christmas, ripped, safety-pinned jeans

Obscenely scene art crowd

Bean to bar insert fart sound

Far out, daddy-o

Daddy issues

Data dumpster

Dumb on purpose

Optimistic prophylactic purchase

Swipe right, minimal hesitation

Possible digital penetration

Popsicle in the butthole?

Wait, where are you going?

Wait. Wait. Please wait. Wait!

My safeword is “safeword”

Say word if that’s hot




Stop! How much you fuckin got?

Lay up off your cash, your pants, and throw the Her Pleasure trojans on the top!

Drop, kiss the pavement, spread your mothafucking cheeks and make em talk


The familiar wa-wa-walk of shame

Glittering city of dreams

Sex is on the breeze

Must be springtime in the city